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terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 18 2009 17:51. Posts 13829

lol

I think its a good idea to use those piss times to take a break for 5 - 10 min and stretch your limbs. I mean.. c'mon. =o


Svenman87   United States. Jan 27 2009 16:47. Posts 4636

bump because I thought this was appropriate :3


terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 27 2009 16:57. Posts 13829

lolol I like plusev, I went through and read those things for hours ^^


dogmeat   Czech Republic. Jan 27 2009 18:01. Posts 6374


  On January 27 2009 15:57 Night2o1 wrote:
lolol I like plusev, I went through and read those things for hours ^^



while pissing in bottle or it's totally offtopic?

ban baal 

terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 27 2009 18:06. Posts 13829

I just pee on the floor bro


k2o4   United States. Jan 27 2009 18:30. Posts 4803


  On January 17 2009 15:37 CrownRoyal wrote:
I've never told anyone this story before but one time i used a coke can to piss in -- i dont really remember why but i think i was 35 tabling sngs or something so i just said fuck it and it was on my desk and i pissed in it.

Back on track though, I forgot it was there and i had a couple other cans there cause i was a sicko living in my room grinding sngs all day and was semi trashy. Eventually though I had another coke on my desk and never threw away the old one and i fucking accidentally drank my piss somehow. I've never felt so fucking dirty and grossed out in my life

seriously the sickest nastiest thing ever and i'll never even think about pissing in a bottle or can again.



lololol you sick bastard


  On January 17 2009 18:43 Day[9] wrote:
dude ok i have this habit of talking to myself nonstop when i'm by myself. i mean like, full conversation volume, laughing to myself, excessive hand gesturing, varying facial expression etc etc etc.

i ALSO do this while i shit.

the problem is that i get SO into what i'm saying, i remain on the toilet long long after my pooping has concluded. over summer break, i was rambling on to myself about ramifications of complexity theory when applied to artificial intelligence and quantum computing. because, i mean, even though the invention of quantum processors will bring calculations to unprecedented speeds, so many tasks are still limited by the underlying algorithm. i mean, with RSA public security encryptions using 100 digit prime numbers now, they'll simply bump up to 1,000,000 digit primes and nothing will change: everything will scale accordingly to match the power. with the added processing power, we might be able to create some cool interactive computer characters, but likely none with humanesque learning characteristics (basically the VI vs AI distinction we see in Mass Effect). i mean, for the traveling salesman problem in complexity theory, even if processing power increases by a million percent, we've only improved our brute forcing by about 5% because the problem's difficulty grows factorially. but the ALGORITHMS, if we can prove those, that could have potentially limitless improvements for various optimizations and AI might be able to take a huge leap forward

after spending 25 minutes on the good ol porcelain think tank, i open the door to see my brother standing there arms crossed grinning: "Sean, I will never be able to shit at the level you do." Smiling and embarassed, I exit and he enters the bathroom and shuts the door. after about 10 seconds i hear nick sing "A, B, C, D, E, F, G..."



ROFLMAO!! oh god that's so fucking hilarious and weird. and I can totally see nick doing that too, hahahaha

I've only used a piss bottle while camping in alaska cause at night once you were in the tent you did NOT want to get out for a pee break. We had a special nalgene with duct tape on it and "Piss bottle" written with sharpie on the duct tape, heh.

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Guillaume   Peru. Jan 27 2009 21:19. Posts 272

For a while i though this was a lvl, then i saw some serious answers and im a little scare o_o

Idiocy: Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. 

edzwoo   United States. Jan 27 2009 21:23. Posts 5911

What's the point of a bottle? You might as well just wear diapers.


d.Apollo   United Kingdom. Jan 27 2009 21:29. Posts 741

I was in a donkament pissed in a 500ml bottle and it overflowed, I had to hold the tap to find another bottle.. Quicker to go to the toilet imo


whamm!   Albania. Jan 27 2009 21:34. Posts 11625


  On January 27 2009 20:23 edzwoo wrote:
What's the point of a bottle? You might as well just wear diapers.




QFT. god you are genius sir.


terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 27 2009 21:46. Posts 13829

I just figured out how I'm going to get rich

TRU-BALLA BRAND POKER PANTS


d.Apollo   United Kingdom. Jan 27 2009 21:49. Posts 741

picture of elkys face on the right side (left hip) + youve got a winner.


terrybunny19240   United States. Jan 27 2009 21:50. Posts 13829

shit that's genius


 
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