doyle brunson, gay

Quote from doyle brunson's blog:

"I’m probably the most heterosexual person God ever put on earth, but Patrik is so handsome, when I look at him I go hmm "

He does that to the best of us Doyle

sick first post

sick first reply

LOL many feel the same way. doyle isn't the first.

He is pretty cute imo

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agreed PA is very fucky

it is accepted by everyone that Patrik is the best looking man in the universe.

wtf...we really cared.

hahahahahahah lulz

On June 08 2009 17:51 byrnesam wrote: it is accepted by everyone that Patrik is the best looking man in the universe.

he is quite the looker and thats an lol comment from doyle

im all about the funny gay jokes. trust me. ask yomer.

but the man crush some of you seriously to have on PA is slightly disturbing and worrisome.

not having a mancrush on PA is more worrisome imo

is this a real quote?

LIVE DOYLE ALONE YOU DONT KNOW WHOT HE'S BEEN THROUGH ;((

yeah its from his blog

he got ranked as most handsome person in poker by some female journo
patrik was #2

doyle knew he would be drawing dead in a real contest.

id love to see Hellmuths reaction if he got voted #1 ahead of antonius.

dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere.

On June 08 2009 19:26 Wreckognize wrote: dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere.

because some males are secure enough that they can joke about it without having doubts about their sexuality, it seems you are not.

On June 08 2009 19:35 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On June 08 2009 19:26 Wreckognize wrote: dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere. because some males are secure enough that they can joke about it without having doubts about their sexuality, it seems you are not.

word.

u might be gay wreckognize.

On June 08 2009 19:41 newbie.cjb wrote: Show nested quote + On June 08 2009 19:35 Baal wrote:   On June 08 2009 19:26 Wreckognize wrote: dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere. because some males are secure enough that they can joke about it without having doubts about their sexuality, it seems you are not. word. u might be gay wreckognize.

agreed u should get that checked out wreckognize

i could joke about it...i'm married. not funny to me, like i said it's my opinion.

Saying a man is handsome doesnt mean we are are having a sexual fantasy about them.

sry wreckognize (

sorry for what? and what you said is fact. but still what the fuck is your point.

On June 08 2009 19:51 byrnesam wrote:

wat is this from?

eh whatever. i guess being a straight man isn't cool anymore. fags.

LoL!

On June 08 2009 20:27 Wreckognize wrote: eh whatever. i guess being a straight man isn't cool anymore. fags.

grow up, go back to bible bashing lol.

Theres nothing wrong with admitting another guy is good looking if your comfortable with your sexuality.

oh man, i wish you could read his edited post

id b his bitch for the nite

id even dress in a tutu and finger his bum

Just because you find something or someone to be esthetically pleasing/beautiful doesn't mean you want to fuck it or that person.
If somebody says that a painting is beautiful do you secretly go "that is so fucking disgusting"?

Haha this thread just made my day

Gay wreckcognizes Gay

On June 08 2009 21:30 OneInTheStink wrote: Gay wreckcognizes Gay

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

potential epic thread :D

patrik is obviously decent looking, i dont want to be with him but i can wreckognize that. What's gay is the fact that you're a homophob.

It's pretty much scientifically proven that anyone who is homophobic is gay and hiding it.

maybe not necessarily gay because i think most people are bisexual in at least someway, you're just scared to confront the fact that another man can be aesthetically pleasing.

there's no doubt that I can see that in another man, it doesn't make me gay that i can acknowledge it.

If you watch a porno, does it turn you on if there isnt a dude in the porno?

Do you like pornos where the guy has a big dick?

Do you like shemale porn because both of them have tits and there is still a dick involved?

Answering yes to any of those questions doesn't make you gay. A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay. If you ever meet a guy who would suck a dick over kissing a guy he is straight even.

I have gay friends and they tell me all of these things about straight guys and if you really can put notice to it you see that they are right.

On June 08 2009 19:51 byrnesam wrote:

brb

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay.

i agree with the rest of what you said, but this is a bit off imo

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay. If you ever meet a guy who would suck a dick over kissing a guy he is straight even.

i think both of these majorly cross the line into gay territory!

anyone who has a fantasy about sucking dick is definitely at least partially faggot

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay. If you ever meet a guy who would suck a dick over kissing a guy he is straight even.

wat

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: Answering yes to any of those questions doesn't make you gay. A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay. If you ever meet a guy who would suck a dick over kissing a guy he is straight even.

wat

dnr page 3 when posted

lol CrownRoyal I dont care if you want to suck another dudes **** , but it does make you gay

On June 08 2009 23:26 Critterer wrote: Show nested quote + On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: A lot of guys even have fantasies about sucking another guys dick, that doesn't make them gay. If you ever meet a guy who would suck a dick over kissing a guy he is straight even. i think both of these majorly cross the line into gay territory! anyone who has a fantasy about sucking dick is definitely at least partially faggot

I can't empathize with it, it's what ive heard.

All of those other things have set true with me so I went with it. I'm not agreeing personally but from a results oriented perspective.

edit - i have 3 gay friends and they said its natural for a straight guy to do something like that. That doesn't mean that the vast majority do so maybe really those people are gay I have no idea. I just keep an open mind about it.

how would your gay friends know what straight guys would naturally want to do? Cuz I never want to suck a dick in my life tbh.

It isn't socially accepted to be a little bit gay but it is to be a little bit lesbian. How often do you see girls kiss at a party? that same portion of the time a gay dude can fuck with a guy who is mostly straight or gay and in denial and my gay friend thought he was straight.

how often do you hear a dude is bisexual? it's not like anyone who is going to take my side in this argument is going to stand up for himself in this thread. Look at how you guys are acting in this thread, who gives a fuck if a straight dude sucks someones dick he isn't gay for doing it. And who cares if he's a little bit gay that isn't hurting anything either, i hate the whole world's perspective on sexuality you're just as bad as bible belt christians.

I just wanna quit now. I throw this whole argument in with the towel because I can't win.

You need to stop looking at sexualities and things that turns you on in only black and white. For example, things that I sometime turns me on can also disgust me at other times.

It's just like everything else, things can be boring or funny depending on your mood, same goes for food and sex. Depending on how hungry/horny you are or what you're in the mood for at that specific moment, things can be either disgusting or pleasing.

crown if you didn't defend yourself you would have successfully massively completely leveled everyone.

lol I agree w/ ya crown, its no biggy. not really worth arguing about when nothin will really come of it

where is that gif from btw? fuck I want her bad.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0490822/

that is a terrible movie btw.

this went from a lol thread to a totally gay one. keep your "open-mindedness" to yourselves faggots.

LOOOOOOOOOOL caleb LOLOLOL

this is a totally gay totally LOL thread AHAHAHA

On June 08 2009 23:52 Zorglub wrote: lol CrownRoyal I dont care if you want to suck another dudes **** , but it does make you gay

btw there's a difference between wondering what it's like and actually wanting to do it

i.e. i wonder what it feels like to be anally penetrated. but that doesn't necessarily mean that i want to experience it.








...or do i?

On June 08 2009 19:35 Baal wrote: because some males are secure enough that they can joke about it without having doubts about their sexuality, it seems you are not.

so let's see how far one can take it without actually being gay

close this thread before it gets too far and i learn a few things i didnt want to about some people.

u guys know ur g-spot is up ur bum right?

i'm not gay. i'm not saying that to be all "admire me" n shit, it's just a fact. if i was gay, i'd just say so. it's just an attribute, it's nothing to hate / love someone over (unless of course you are also gay and love them etc. etc. nevermind).

anyway, patrik's a fucking hot guy. i would never want to get intimate with him in any way, and am repulsed at the thought of doing any such action, but he's fuckin good looking. it's more an admiration thing than a "wow do want" thing.

fags.

oh and i've never fantasized about sucking a dick... your gay friends are fags.

As much as I agree with mostly everything written in this thread (besides wreckognize's posts), I'd have to say I can't see anyone saying this stuff out loud in front of a group of people at like a party or in a classroom discussion. Everyone thinks about that gay barrier but no one really goes in depth to save face and eliminate any possible insecurities that others may perceive you have from giving such an explanation.

When girls kiss or make out with eachother and they are in fact straight, I obviously believe it's done solely for the purpose for teasing onlooking guys. It's not like you see them going at it in a group room of other girls, there has to be sausage around in the mix.

Attention whores who do attention makeouts deserve attention.

Edit: rofl, everyone listen to evilsky's video post above.

CrownRoyal is somewhat right but wtf mate ur using the worst examples lol.

For example, one of the most common fantasies for women is to be raped, however they obviously dont really want it to happen, its just an idealized fantasy.

The vast majority of people wont admit that they have jerked to the most twisted porn ever (horsies yay!), i am not sure about fantasizing about sucking dick, i am not saying it does make you insta-gay, but damn that is pushing boundaries man.

ffs it's a scale guys, place the arbitrary line wherever you like.

Jesus christ im never drunken posting on lp again

On June 08 2009 19:26 Wreckognize wrote: dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere.

It is just because he is everything people want to be.

[x] Beautiful
[x] Uber smart
[x] Uber rich
[x] Humble and mannered.

Fuck

[x] I'm average
[x] I'm slightly above average
[x] I'm a broke student and my parents have to give me money.
[x] I'm not even 50% as cool than him in human social interaction

On June 08 2009 19:35 Baal wrote: Show nested quote + On June 08 2009 19:26 Wreckognize wrote: dude. i really don't get why straight men think that it is funny to even for a second pretend to have sexual thoughts about another man. idk imo you have to draw the line somewhere. because some males are secure enough that they can joke about it without having doubts about their sexuality, it seems you are not.

OR you re still in the closet like Baal and make gay jokes to probe if a male is willing to bang you

Crown is correct but his graphic examples distract from the point he is making.

There is a difference between a homosexual experience and homosexual orientation. It is a well researched fact that the vast majority of individuals who have had a same-sex fantasy or same-sex experience usually during adolescence, do not in fact end up with a homosexual or bisexual orientation. Just like the rest of society they end up mostly with heterosexual orientations.

Having a sexual orientation towards liking other men is what makes someone a homosexual, not homosexual acts.

i think anyone who doesn't think PA is hot is probably gay

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: If you watch a porno, does it turn you on if there isnt a dude in the porno?

You said if i answer 'yes' to any of these questions. If i said yes to this one there would only be a chick in the video right? So that doesn't really make sense.

Theres a wide variety of reasons people like porno and its not as simple as watching people have sex. You just have to think about all the different genres to realise this.

say whatever u want but this thread def has gay flavour. i hate obvious gays and their soft manners, fkn disgusting!

On June 08 2009 23:15 CrownRoyal wrote: If you watch a porno, does it turn you on if there isnt a dude in the porno?

am i gay if porn with actors who have small penises kinda turn me off?

more hayden panetierre gifs pls

fuck all of you

i was so obliterated, im just glad i tilted here and not on poker

On June 09 2009 13:04 Bejamin1 wrote: Having a sexual orientation towards liking other men is what makes someone a homosexual, not homosexual acts.

So as long as you prefer women, you can fuck dudes on the side and not be gay?

I think not

It's a giant leap from thinking PA is a good looking man to wanting to fuck him. Gotta draw the line right there at 'he's a good looking guy.' All after that is gay lol

On June 09 2009 15:32 curtinsea wrote: Show nested quote + On June 09 2009 13:04 Bejamin1 wrote: Having a sexual orientation towards liking other men is what makes someone a homosexual, not homosexual acts. So as long as you prefer women, you can fuck dudes on the side and not be gay? I think not

If you perfer women why are you having sex with men? To make a point? This argument makes no sence

i think by the time puberty hits 99% of us are sure of our sexual orientation, i really dont get all the boundary stuff, your sexual orientation is what you are, not defined by what you do, anyone who has any doubts about that is a fucking retard

tl; dr
Why do all this homosexuals keep sucking my cock?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

On June 09 2009 16:27 TalentedTom wrote: Show nested quote + On June 09 2009 15:32 curtinsea wrote:   On June 09 2009 13:04 Bejamin1 wrote: Having a sexual orientation towards liking other men is what makes someone a homosexual, not homosexual acts. So as long as you prefer women, you can fuck dudes on the side and not be gay? I think not If you perfer women why are you having sex with men? To make a point? This argument makes no sence

Well many women have homosexual experiences in college etc and they dont turn lesbians, the same for males but obviously our socially reinforced disgust thowars homosexuality makes it a much more rare thing, it would be very rare for a man to "explore" those things without being gay.

ya cuz exploring another man's cock makes you a fag duh baal.

god you're such a fag.

your sexual orientation determines whether or not you're a homosexual.

but if you perform homosexual acts, you're a big gay faggy queer. not that theres anything wrong with that.

that last post applies only to males. if your a chick performing homosexual acts, you're awesome. unless you're a homosexual. then you can gfy.

what if you have homosexual orientation and perform hetero acts?

On June 09 2009 18:58 WhyYouKickMyDog wrote: that last post applies only to males. if your a chick performing homosexual acts, you're awesome. unless you're a homosexual. then you can gfy.

i agree with this theorem.

unless you are female homosexual but are willing to experiment with 1 man and your GF then you are out of lame land.

i cudnt give a shit about any of this. i just dont fuck and suck men cos its gross

but if some guy wants to give me head why not... better than my hand lol

wait, that last line.. what?

On June 09 2009 20:52 genjix wrote: i cudnt give a shit about any of this. i just dont fuck and suck men cos its gross but if some guy wants to give me head why not... better than my hand lol

patrik is yummy

On June 09 2009 20:52 genjix wrote: i cudnt give a shit about any of this. i just dont fuck and suck men cos its gross but if some guy wants to give me head why not... better than my hand lol

i'm going with the hand on this one...

and thanks for fuckin up my sweet thread guys

wtf I guess im a homofobe then I dont want any guy touching my dick, not even a doctor

On June 10 2009 00:01 Zorglub wrote: wtf I guess im a homofobe then I dont want any guy touching my dick, not even a doctor

right, because he went through like 8 years of med school and studied to work in one of the hardest professions in the world just so he could get thrills touching guys up.

medicine is notorious for the number of gays working in it, second only to the fashion industry.

mmmm spock is hairy

dam faggots everywhere

LoL This thread has made my day.

haha :D
/e that gif made me horny ~~

On June 10 2009 05:50 byrnesam wrote: Show nested quote + On June 10 2009 00:01 Zorglub wrote: wtf I guess im a homofobe then I dont want any guy touching my dick, not even a doctor right, because he went through like 8 years of med school and studied to work in one of the hardest professions in the world just so he could get thrills touching guys up. medicine is notorious for the number of gays working in it, second only to the fashion industry.

I dont really care if he is gay or not as long as I feel its gay, the easy solution is to get a female doctor

On June 09 2009 18:57 WhyYouKickMyDog wrote: your sexual orientation determines whether or not you're a homosexual. but if you perform homosexual acts, you're a big gay faggy queer. not that theres anything wrong with that.

This is somewhat correct but poorly phrased. A sexual orientation means that you are consistently attracted toward a particular sex or both sexes in the case of being bisexual.

If for example a 16 year old man has a homosexual experience with an 18 year old man say 2-3 times but does not feel attraction or enjoyment and then moves on to a fully heterosexual orientation. This person is not gay. This situation is also much more common than Baal mentioned except it usually happens at a younger age.

If someone is consistently having attraction and involvement in same-sex relationships throughout their lifetime that person is a homosexual or bisexual if they are involved with both sexes.

Therefore like Tom said the argument mentioned by curtains or whoever was illogical. There is no such thing as the heterosexual man who likes sleeping with other men on the side on a regular basis, that person is clearly bisexual in orientation.

ya thats what i said

On June 10 2009 00:01 Zorglub wrote: wtf I guess im a homofobe then I dont want any guy touching my dick, not even a doctor

my 9 year old niece just got her cooter looked at by Dr. Holland a 65 year old doctor, creepy ?

On June 10 2009 19:34 sniderstyle wrote: Show nested quote + On June 10 2009 00:01 Zorglub wrote: wtf I guess im a homofobe then I dont want any guy touching my dick, not even a doctor my 9 year old niece just got her cooter looked at by Dr. Holland a 65 year old doctor, creepy ?

haha haven't heard the word cooter in a long time =D

On June 10 2009 20:01 ToTehEastSide wrote: haha haven't heard the word cooter in a long time =D

grossly underused word imo

lol I totally agree
that's why I had to revive the "my fave word" thread because cooter definitely belongs in there but I think someone disagreed with my line of thinking and closed it

my bad

There was a character named cooter in Pete & Pete

and we all remember Boner from Growing Pains

As for Jack, he's entrenched in his new job at Homeland Security (Weather Preparedness and The War on Poor People). Matthew Broderick is his boss there (nicknamed Cooter by President Bush), and the entire operation is a mess. Jack realizes he's made a big mistake by leaving NBC, so he and Cooter get together to get themselves fired. The fact that this involves a "gay bomb" might be one of the oddest plots we've seen on 30 Rock so far (and that's saying a lot).



"Cooter Burger? What does he think I am, a cartoon dog?!" - Riley, on his nickname