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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 02:57. Posts 11385
I am so depressed after looking at pokertableratings. Everyone seems to be losing/losers/not winning significantly. It's awful to see the truth I want all the people I like to be up 100k or something.

My PTR is kinda funny, my career peak is $777 and my best day is $1337 lolol.

anddddddd im up 2k in the past 2 days in about 4k hands playing nl100 hu 2tabling ship! My mind is so consumed with poker at the moment it's all im thinking about, I haven't felt this way since i started playing. I can literally play so long and be so enthralled by the experience it's sickening. A break from poker was awesome, I <3 the idea that I have probably 6 months before I would ever have to even touch a penny in my br to sustain and maintain life.

Anyways, I should probably go to bed. I have to work in 6 hours and then I have the weekend off to be alone and get massive txts and calls from all of my friends telling me how great of a time they are having while I'm alone in my room laying on my laptop... I guess the money is good though.

edit - !!! if you live in colorado springs I will pay sick vig for alcohol.

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WHAT IS THISLast edit: 28/08/2009 03:00

street_hooker   Andorra. Aug 28 2009 03:06. Posts 505

one of the things ptr taught me is that 90 % of LP is losing or breakeven


CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 03:21. Posts 11385

wow i made 12.5k playing on cake poker, tallied up all of my cashouts from march to july.

that's really insignificant wtf, i lived like a fucking baller while i did that too. <3 the cost of living in rural missouri.

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Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 03:29. Posts 10085

bla bla bla me me me wuda cuda shuda

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 03:34. Posts 11385

its my fucking blog, get the fuck out.

if i can talk about myself somewhere it's in my goddamn blog, fuck off.

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Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 03:42. Posts 10085

LOL calm down cutie pie

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -FloofyLast edit: 28/08/2009 03:42

Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2009 03:43. Posts 20968


  On August 28 2009 01:57 CrownRoyal wrote:
alone in my room laying on my laptop....
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I would be careful not to break it.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 03:49. Posts 11385

I might be a failure in communication via messageboards but there is no way you retards would ever have the nerve to talk like you do in real life, nor would it even make sense to. What the fuck purpose does it serve for you to come in my blog and tell me what the fuck your useless opinion is of me is, does it make you feel better about yourself? Way to go man, ur a bully because you can type better than me.

It doesn't change the fact that you have no idea how to speak to someone correctly or in a way that has any meaning whatsoever. I hope you and loco are hi5ing each other over how "good" you guys get me. At the end of the day, when I look at my lifelong catch and we compare who caught the best catch everything will be settled because I am 1) better looking 2) more sociable and 3) I lived my life respecting my morals and values and know that they are what I believed to be the best way a man could lead his life in the most respectable notion possible.

I'm not saying that my values or morals are any more valuable than yours, but i find pride in the fact that I could live my own image of what I see as the perfect and ideal path with no regrets on any decision i ever made.

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CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 03:50. Posts 11385

gay now i look like a retard, imagine that post was when i thought i was upset.

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Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 03:52. Posts 10085

bla bla ... I'm so awesome bla bla bla

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 03:54. Posts 10085

for the record I think you're pretty awesome, but I think I'm a little bit more awesome, not by much tho, just like a level of awesomeness ahead of you

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

CrownRoyal   United States. Aug 28 2009 03:55. Posts 11385


  On August 28 2009 02:43 Loco wrote:
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I would be careful not to break it.

I left it set for "high performance" (lol) laying on my bed next to me like my girlfriend, except no cuddling. Apparently the airflow wasn't too good cause when I accidentally touched it in my sleep it fucking burnt the top layers of my skin off and i instantly like a man thinking his wife was having a heart attack jumped out of my bed, grabbed my laptop and tried my best to make her better.

I opened up my screen and noticed that the side the processor is on was hotter and had turned my screen black, so i touched the screen to soothe its pains and the blackness went away, so i touched it all over the place until it wasnt black anymore and then i panicked and turned it off because I was scared that it had overheated. I instantly, for whatever reason, tried to turn it back on and it wouldn't turn on and I feared for the worst. In a time of such despair i decided to put it on top of the air conditioner in my room and within seconds it was able to turn back on and luckily as far as i can tell no real damage was done to it.

Lesson: Don't try to sex your laptop.

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flounder44   United States. Aug 28 2009 04:03. Posts 916

jus out of curiousity, do u bumhunt?


Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:04. Posts 10085

wtf bumhunt, everybody's a total retard at NL100

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

terrybunny19240   United States. Aug 28 2009 04:07. Posts 13829

lol laptop


Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:11. Posts 20968

You know why I enjoy you so much CrownRoyal? Because you remind me of myself. You remind me of that part of myself that always felt insecure and always needed to justify everything that I was thinking, saying, doing and believing. I enjoy you because it is like talking to a lesser-evolved version of myself. It doesn't make me feel better about myself per se - but it does make me feel content in the regard that I am no longer that. You are not special though, I feel the same towards any lesser evolved sentient being.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccountLast edit: 28/08/2009 04:15

Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:14. Posts 20968

There is no way that someone with such a big nose could be better looking than me. If a woman prefers your physique to mine, she has been hit on the head heavily.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:19. Posts 10085

I think for one you're pretty good looking crownroyal!

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

Loco   Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:19. Posts 20968

And even if I had the aberration of a nose you have, they would still prefer me because I have a 6-pack and you have a beer belly.

fuck I should just sell some of my Pokemon cards, if no one stakes that is what I will have to do - lostaccount 

Fayth    Canada. Aug 28 2009 04:21. Posts 10085

LOL LOCO

*high five*

Im not sure what to do tomorrow when I see her, should I shake her hand?? -Floofy 

 
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