ToTehEastSide United States. Oct 04 2009 19:17. Posts 1337
Dear Mr. President , U. S. Senate and Congress:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my husband's health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.
So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms, printed in Spanish, need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical thing about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
U.S. Citizen & Taxpayer
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egood United States. Oct 04 2009 19:22. Posts 1883
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ToTehEastSide United States. Oct 04 2009 22:57. Posts 1337
hehe well a really big part of me says we have all of this a long time coming
I mean after all generally speaking we are bar none the biggest hypocrites ever
but just watch what happens if Obama gets his way
there will be big change alright..
fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
Last edit: 04/10/2009 22:59
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Benzooor United States. Oct 04 2009 23:06. Posts 630
I don't want to get into a debate, but I for one would gladly pay more taxes to have free healthcare.
If you've ever gone a long time without healthcare in the USA you'd realize how scary it is.
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ToTehEastSide United States. Oct 04 2009 23:20. Posts 1337
ok I too am not looking to start another healthcare debate (it is my least favorite topic for a few reasons) so I will just respond to what you say.
My reply to your last post is it's a shame your letting your emotions make the decision to have the government be the answer/solution to health care. If only you could see past the candy and realize the pandora's box this decision will put you and us in.
I understand where you are coming from, but you are foregetting that agriculture is one of the U.S largest exports. And it is the underpaid illegal immigrants that are partially supporting it.
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