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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 19:17. Posts 1337
Dear Mr. President , U. S. Senate and Congress:

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into Mexico for my husband's health, and I would like to ask you to assist me. We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here.

So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms, printed in Spanish, need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be extremely nice and never say a critical thing about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Thank you so much for your kind help.
Sincerely,
U.S. Citizen & Taxpayer


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egood   United States. Oct 04 2009 19:22. Posts 1883

lol nh.


SolkS   Mexico. Oct 04 2009 19:26. Posts 109

you must be kidding ...

HATS OFF! 

FallinInLove   Slovakia. Oct 04 2009 19:28. Posts 486

I dont think anyone in US got FreeMedical care for family

Dont chase the paper, chase the dream! 

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 20:02. Posts 1337


  On October 04 2009 18:26 SolkS wrote:
you must be kidding ...


What if I even change my country on here to Mexico?


  On October 04 2009 18:28 FallinInLove wrote:
I dont think anyone in US got FreeMedical care for family


That isn't stopping Obama from trying

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palak   United States. Oct 04 2009 20:46. Posts 4601

Do not write letters to the President while you are PMSing.

dont tap the glass...im about ready to take a fucking hammer to the aquarium 

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 20:55. Posts 1337

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginityLast edit: 04/10/2009 20:57

noface   United States. Oct 04 2009 21:00. Posts 182

Emo-raging never did a bit of good brother.

i wouldnt touch a cunnis that raszi has stretched out - IllmaticLast edit: 04/10/2009 21:00

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 21:01. Posts 1337

fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity 

Benzooor   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:08. Posts 630


  On October 04 2009 19:02 ToTehEastSide wrote:
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What if I even change my country on here to Mexico?


  On October 04 2009 18:28 FallinInLove wrote:
I dont think anyone in US got FreeMedical care for family


That isn't stopping Obama from trying


So are you saying free medical care for your family is a bad thing?


ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:17. Posts 1337

are u trying to imply free medical care is free?

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:26. Posts 1337

reminds me of those commercials..

our sale isn't gonna last much longer..
hurry to our store to buy these things on sale and save save save!

or even better our Vice President

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:30. Posts 1337

if you want my take on just about everything on the federal level here's Robert Higgs



he says it much better than I

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NewbSaibot   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:30. Posts 4946

Mexico?

bye now 

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:36. Posts 1337

hiya Newb =D

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sTrAtO   Mexico. Oct 04 2009 22:46. Posts 5882

lol you're welcome

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 22:57. Posts 1337

hehe well a really big part of me says we have all of this a long time coming
I mean after all generally speaking we are bar none the biggest hypocrites ever


but just watch what happens if Obama gets his way
there will be big change alright..

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Benzooor   United States. Oct 04 2009 23:06. Posts 630

I don't want to get into a debate, but I for one would gladly pay more taxes to have free healthcare.

If you've ever gone a long time without healthcare in the USA you'd realize how scary it is.


ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 04 2009 23:20. Posts 1337

ok I too am not looking to start another healthcare debate (it is my least favorite topic for a few reasons) so I will just respond to what you say.

My reply to your last post is it's a shame your letting your emotions make the decision to have the government be the answer/solution to health care. If only you could see past the candy and realize the pandora's box this decision will put you and us in.

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hhse   Australia. Oct 05 2009 00:41. Posts 213

I understand where you are coming from, but you are foregetting that agriculture is one of the U.S largest exports. And it is the underpaid illegal immigrants that are partially supporting it.


CrownRoyal   United States. Oct 05 2009 01:02. Posts 11386


  On October 04 2009 21:36 ToTehEastSide wrote:
hiya Newb =D


i can't quit looking at this picture, that's phenomenal.

WHAT IS THIS 

Clutch   United States. Oct 05 2009 01:57. Posts 83


  On October 04 2009 22:20 ToTehEastSide wrote:
ok I too am not looking to start another healthcare debate (it is my least favorite topic for a few reasons) so I will just respond to what you say.

My reply to your last post is it's a shame your letting your emotions make the decision to have the government be the answer/solution to health care. If only you could see past the candy and realize the pandora's box this decision will put you and us in.



Wait, its going to be a problem for mexicans? I thought you were leaving, escaping the pandora's box.

Holy shit, LP may be the worst place to talk politics, ever.

 Last edit: 05/10/2009 01:59

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 02:19. Posts 1337

Clutch

a) no I'm not leaving (I didn't write the OP and I don't know who did except it's a lady)
b) the pandora's box I mention thankfully isn't fully created yet
c) do you think illegal immigration is a problem? If yes why do you think so? Why do you think many ppl of many different countries are desperate to come here?
d) if LP is even remotely close to being the worst place to talk politics... lucky you and don't post about them then? dunno what to else to say to that opinion..


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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 02:22. Posts 1337


  On October 05 2009 00:02 CrownRoyal wrote:
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i can't quit looking at this picture, that's phenomenal.

hehe thought so too CR
if you liked that, ever seen this?

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 02:30. Posts 1337


  On October 04 2009 23:41 hhse wrote:
I understand where you are coming from, but you are foregetting that agriculture is one of the U.S largest exports. And it is the underpaid illegal immigrants that are partially supporting it.


ok and so... . ?
what about that partial support?
I'm missing something and because I failed to see ur point clear enough I can't respond =[
could u go more in depth so I don't assume plz?

also since u are saying that I am forgetting something let me state... you do know that out of everything my number one issue is with the FED and it's inflation/deflation, minimum wage/legal tender laws and control of money/prices etc right? And that even in this issue (that many will not talk about) of "illegals" those very important things I just mentioned are imo intertwined. Everything always ties back to the FED.

"Give me control over a nations currency, and I care not who makes its laws.”
Baron M.A. Rothschild

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2009 03:46. Posts 34286

This is absolutely retarded, i mean seriously....

"11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals."


are you fucking insane? -_-


Also i dont get it, you mention your hypocrisy yet you still hold the same opinion after you realize you aren an hypocrite, makes no sense.

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ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 04:03. Posts 1337

I'm gonna make this as short as possible

"This is absolutely retarded, i mean seriously....

"11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals."


are you fucking insane? -_-"


I know right?
this is exactly what is happening here - just change the flags and country around
and yep, I'd be insane to complain about that.... . . .heaven forbid I even bring it up!
(oh and hell yes I'm far from normal, I live in the mouth of madness; currently it sucks to be in reality)


"Also i dont get it, you mention your hypocrisy yet you still hold the same opinion after you realize you aren an hypocrite, makes no sense."

It is because the question is, do you support giving illegal aliens tax payer supported free socialized health care?
it all revolves around TAXES
do the right thing and your getting screwed

I'm totally gonna dread today..

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Baalim   Mexico. Oct 05 2009 06:59. Posts 34286


  On October 05 2009 03:03 ToTehEastSide wrote:
I'm gonna make this as short as possible

"This is absolutely retarded, i mean seriously....

"11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals."


are you fucking insane? -_-"


I know right?
this is exactly what is happening here - just change the flags and country around
and yep, I'd be insane to complain about that.... . . .heaven forbid I even bring it up!
(oh and hell yes I'm far from normal, I live in the mouth of madness; currently it sucks to be in reality)


"Also i dont get it, you mention your hypocrisy yet you still hold the same opinion after you realize you aren an hypocrite, makes no sense."

It is because the question is, do you support giving illegal aliens tax payer supported free socialized health care?
it all revolves around TAXES
do the right thing and your getting screwed

I'm totally gonna dread today..



i dont get what you are trying to say... you think its ok for you to complain about Mexicans celebrating a mexican festivity and having flags of mexico?, if so you are a fucking idiot so i hope you are not.

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Uptown   . Oct 05 2009 11:08. Posts 3557

Baal..... ;;

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SolkS   Mexico. Oct 05 2009 11:36. Posts 109

lol-_-

HATS OFF! 

TheTank   United States. Oct 05 2009 13:45. Posts 830

what i thought was funny was a couple years ago in LA thousands and thousands of Mexican immigrants held a rally/protest for wanting easier access to come over, everyone whose already here should be granted citizenship etc etc, and the funny part was 1) many of them were arrested and sent back to Mexico because their not citizens, so they don't have the right to protest in the 1st place, and 2) they were all waving the Mexican national flag!?!?!? i just don't get it. I WANT TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHH!

sigh...its like they are throwing money out of a helicopter and i dont have any hands...so i just break even. 

ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 14:42. Posts 1337


  On October 05 2009 05:59 Baal wrote:
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i dont get what you are trying to say... you think its ok for you to complain about Mexicans celebrating a mexican festivity and having flags of mexico?, if so you are a fucking idiot so i hope you are not.

Baal your just being biased and trying to nitpick to defend your country.
Now that's totally understandable since after all, I too am defending mine

But why in your eyes am I not allowed to do so? Why is this not ok with you Baal? Even in my own country?
I didn't say or quote anything about Cinco de Mayo and personally I think nothing blinds a person better than a flag.
Yet while I also think there are TONS of things wrong with our current system... this country is by far better than any current or previous system of government ever established and for all of us I will ultimately fight for it's survival, hypocrites and all.

To see what that statement you quoted means and where I am coming from, let's take both of our countries out of it shall we? That way neither one of us can be biased.
What if China went into India and started raising their nation's flag over India?
Or if you prefer we could do it the other way around.
What if India went into China and started raising their nation's flag over China?
Really for this example we could take any country and it's neighbor and it will work.

Now I wonder and have to ask, why are you arguing and standing up for your country? I know you believe in anarchy but as you actions in this discussion show, not entirely. Like you said to me, I don't really get what you are trying to say.

also P.S.
have we not already well established that I'm a fucking idiot or whatever piece of slander that fits the mood for all of you guys that disagree prefer to call me?

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piratematerial   Netherlands. Oct 05 2009 14:50. Posts 773

this is all way too xenophobic for my taste


ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 14:59. Posts 1337

ya it's a gritty issue but it sounds like you are perhaps looking at it more from a racial perspective than a legal perspective then

here check this video out
well worth the watch imo


personally I could care less about the racial aspect of it
I love/hate things from all races and cultures
but that's just me

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Holly23   United States. Oct 05 2009 16:28. Posts 150


  On October 04 2009 23:41 hhse wrote:
I understand where you are coming from, but you are foregetting that agriculture is one of the U.S largest exports. And it is the underpaid illegal immigrants that are partially supporting it.



This is absolutely 100% incorrect. The United States largest exports are in high-technology industries, such as computers, pharmaceuticals, air crafts, etc. Industries like these push for liberalization, while in contrast, labor intensive industries push for protectionism. The capability for a country to manufacturer is what distinguishes them from a non industrialized country (developing) from an actual industrialized one (developed: The United States, EU).

So basically your statement implies that the United States economy is based on export commodities such as coffee, sugar, minerals, etc. If this were the case, we would be equivalent to a developing country that relied on raw sources, land, and labor. Haha, but in reality we are a powerful industrialized country because we have the capital, research, and development.

People that are employed in high industrialized industries tend to be more educated, skilled, and therefore make more money. The people that are in employed in agricultural industries are the complete opposite. So the only people these illegal immigrants maybe hurting is at a domestic level. So your argument that these people hurt my country at an international level is completely invalid.


hhse   Australia. Oct 05 2009 19:47. Posts 213

I rescind my comment.

=)


Holly23   United States. Oct 05 2009 22:40. Posts 150


  On October 05 2009 18:47 hhse wrote:
I rescind my comment.

=)



I'll let you get away with that one since you are from Australia


ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 05 2009 23:44. Posts 1337

hey wow thanks Holly =]

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ShaperofDreams   Canada. Oct 06 2009 00:58. Posts 438

I live in Canada so I have health care, and yes it saves you money because the basic medical health care stops becoming a business so you don't have to pay 500$ for an antibiotic.


terrybunny19240   United States. Oct 06 2009 02:41. Posts 13829

toteheastside is a chick?


ToTehEastSide   United States. Oct 10 2009 03:42. Posts 1337

only on every other Friday

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