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Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 17:14. Posts 3585

Are you a heads up reg on NL50/NL100? Then you are fucking scum. There is no more disgusting pathetic bottom feeding cowards than you in the entire poker world. ALL OF YOU. WITHOUT EXCEPTION. I MEAN YOU. I would prefer to let a shortstack have his way with my arsehole without lubricant and razors tied to his little cock than to kill your mother since that would involve being in the same vicinity as 50% of your genes.

I come home drunk and hope to muck around at small stakes heads up. But NO! no such luck will I get the chance to donk off some money to an aspiring small stakes reg, cos the minute I fold my big blind I'M OBVIOUSLY WAY TOO FUCKING GOOD. I don't limp k3 on the button and OMG HE'S FUCKING DURRRR ON A SMURF ACCOUNT, QUICK RUN TO MY SISTER'S BEDROOM FOR A COMFORTING HUG FROM THAT SCARY PRO THAT WILL MAYBE TURN INTO A LITTLE FINGERING SESSION.

You even make up excuses. Saying bullshit like you have to go now you are just finishing your session or some shit. At least you could be honest. At least you could just say "I am a fucking bumhunting coward; I have done my entire poker effort by watching the first three videos in pr1nnyraiding which I will now follow with religious obsession, except I'll be somewhat tighter - like my arsehole used to be before my sister and her strap-on got anywhere near it, cos I am shit at poker and I'm too shit at life to improve at poker.

Quite honestly, in my 3 years since I first started mucking around with poker, you are the worst I have seen. Out of all the pathetic down-and-out nobodies in casinos, all the transfer request scammers, all the busto degens begging for stakes; out of all the scum that floats around the poker world, you are the lowest. It is something about your pernicious failure than to be anything other than the minimum. At least you could fail with glory or something. But no, you grind out $10 an hour (if that) and are too fucking coward to put yourself in any situations where you might learn something cos that might risk your precious fucking $10/hr.

And just to be clear, if you are a HU reg at NL50/NL100 I mean you PERSONALLY. Cunt.

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player999 Brasil. Dec 17 2009 17:20. Posts 7978

isnt the reason ppl play poker is to make money?
whats wrong with not wanting to play someone who you think might make you not win money

is Patrick Antonius scum for not wanting to play isildur NLH HU? no he just doesnt hate money

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol

gawdawaful Canada. Dec 17 2009 17:21. Posts 9012

but I really WAS just finishing my session!

Im only good at poker when I run good

Ond keso Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:21. Posts 64

Agreed. Hate them HU regs...
Im a looser at those stakes and most ppl will still not play me. The first time i got "ur to good" it was kinda flattering but lets face it. Im not to good. Really...for anyone. But just because they can win at 0,4bb/100 faster playing some one els..."im to good" RAGE!

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Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 401

oly we should play headsup, pm me for 14hour 6tabling sessions, we can be like isildur and durrrr except at 1/1000th of the stakes.

boreHM Netherlands. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 1595

damn it must suck to be your sister

player999 Brasil. Dec 17 2009 17:23. Posts 7978

and 10$/hour or 0.4bb/100 are two very stupid assumptions for lowstakes HU regs
10+bb/100 is very very easy to accomplish

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol

Last edit: 17/12/2009 17:25

Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 17:26. Posts 3585

On December 17 2009 16:23 Oskar_123 wrote:
oly we should play headsup, pm me for 14hour 6tabling sessions, we can be like isildur and durrrr except at 1/1000th of the stakes.

Just for fun, I would love a 50nl hu session with you, and we play bigger when I am more familiar with the game. I have an hour or so now...

Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 17:31. Posts 401

I made a private table, filter for 10 handed and it's the only one that'll show up, pw oly123

terrybunny19240 United States. Dec 17 2009 17:36. Posts 13829

epic HU match let us know how it goes and what you think about one another's HU games :D

Maynard! United States. Dec 17 2009 17:45. Posts 4453

Read my sig.

Now I really am a busto. Thanks FTP.

sabulous Canada. Dec 17 2009 18:03. Posts 208

LOL !! Not all nl 50 - nl 100 HU regs are scared to play good players. I play nl50 HU and if a reg comes I play him unless he takes me for 2 Bi then i stop. But you shouldnt generalize, if you look at high stakes HU regs you can see they all know eachother and dont play eachother. Its called NOT burning your moneyzzzzzz. Dont hate just because 1 guy who claims he is a reg at nl50 wouldnt play you.

So many fish but so little time to go fishing!

Last edit: 17/12/2009 18:05

PplusAD Germany. Dec 17 2009 18:04. Posts 7180

lol i play some NL50 and NL100 HU additionally to NL50 and Nl100 6max
pretty cool to act like a rebell on the internetz ?
Seems u are actually a tough guy who is capable of using a wide range of swearwords ?
To me u sound like

in RL u will never dare to say anything close in sharpness

pretty funny blog entry though

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

sabulous Canada. Dec 17 2009 18:06. Posts 208

On December 17 2009 17:04 PplusAD wrote:
lol i play some NL50 and NL100 HU additionally to NL50 and Nl100 6max
pretty cool to act like a rebell on the internetz ?
Seems u are actually a tough guy who is capable of using a wide range of swearwords ?
To me u sound like

in RL u will never dare to say anything close in sharpness

pretty funny blog entry though

LOOOOL! My thought exactly.

So many fish but so little time to go fishing!

k2o4 United States. Dec 17 2009 18:18. Posts 4803

epic blog! lolol

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Ezekiell Hungary. Dec 17 2009 18:27. Posts 718

omg i laughed so hard reading this post :D u made my day, thank you!

u got someone to call u with second top pair in headsup?

rossro Canada. Dec 17 2009 19:02. Posts 21

Wow you sound like a complete douche bag. Why would any1 sacrafice the ev of playing drunking idiots to play any1 with a clue or that is a winning player, that is just lighting money on fire. Second off lots of heads up grinders make good money. (Personally I have been a 100nlhu grinder since this summer and my hourly is over $110 @ ~24bb/100). I dont give a fuck about being the best player, I'm in university and the money I win allows me to travel, party and have a few luxuries most people in my situation can afford.

I'll sum it up for you: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT PEICE OF SHIT!!!

PplusAD Germany. Dec 17 2009 19:26. Posts 7180

On December 17 2009 18:02 rossro wrote:
Personally I have been a 100nlhu grinder since this summer and my hourly is over $110 @ ~24bb/100

I'll sum it up for you: GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ARROGANT PEICE OF SHIT!!!

graph or didnt happen ^^

110$ h an NL100 is sick to impossible longterm !

U see what i did there with A8 ? He 4 bets and there we go insta jam A8 : ---booooom -- . hahahaha ( Krantz)

Last edit: 17/12/2009 19:27

vlseph United States. Dec 17 2009 19:28. Posts 3026

to op:
buy in for 82.57 bb
they will never quit you

The only hands a nit balances in his range are the nuts, the second nuts, and the third nuts.

SolkS Mexico. Dec 17 2009 19:33. Posts 109

lol the nintendo kid

HATS OFF!

Robinson47 United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 19:40. Posts 992

oi oi rossro you fucking dinlow,take your smug 24bb and shove it up your arse, does your hourly rate include the hours you spend searching for games? i used to be a heads up regular at nl100 but dont tarnish me with the players who win lots of money brush(game select), i didnt practice game selection but the ammount of bumhunting was frustrating, the fact that these bumhunters clog up the tables waiting for the fish is a big issue, the lobbys are ugly with loads of open tables. im with oly here buumhunters are bastards because they make more money than me. rossro your pondlife, what is your username? lets see your table rating

Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 19:48. Posts 401

On December 17 2009 18:28 vlseph wrote:
to op:
buy in for 82.57 bb
they will never quit you

I've tried this, gives me about 10minutes of action.

Robinson47 United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 19:57. Posts 992

On December 17 2009 18:48 Oskar_123 wrote:

Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 18:28 vlseph wrote:
to op:
buy in for 82.57 bb
they will never quit you

I've tried this, gives me about 10minutes of action.

people who buy in for like 90 percent of max, i always sit on all there tables and try and play them on all there tables, they normally quit within 10 minutes or cut down to one table andsay 'too many tables sorry', say what you like about bumhunters, they are usually quite polite unlike you oly.

whamm! Albania. Dec 17 2009 20:34. Posts 11625

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whamm! Albania. Dec 17 2009 20:34. Posts 11625

what happened after the hug from sis? and pics of said sis or gtfo

Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 21:03. Posts 401

Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 21:03. Posts 3585

Oskar and I just had a sick fun game of hu. And lol at the respondents who got all emo about a venting post on the net from someone they don't know.

Oly United Kingdom. Dec 17 2009 21:04. Posts 3585

But Oskar wins by having the superior redline and vpip

Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 17 2009 21:05. Posts 401

71% vpip bitches

albonycee United States. Dec 17 2009 22:59. Posts 2749

71% ?? omg so cool

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player999 Brasil. Dec 18 2009 00:14. Posts 7978

On December 17 2009 20:03 Oskar_123 wrote:

nice, i bet it was superfun and all

but if you were playing to make money what the hell would you play a guy who beats you for 700bb in 1.4k hands?

Browsing through your hand histories makes me wonder that you might not be aware these games are possibly play money. Have you ever tried to cash out? - Kapol

rossro Canada. Dec 18 2009 13:44. Posts 21

Last edit: 18/12/2009 13:45

Oskar_123 Sweden. Dec 18 2009 14:27. Posts 401

On December 17 2009 23:14 player999 wrote:

Show nested quote +
On December 17 2009 20:03 Oskar_123 wrote:

nice, i bet it was superfun and all

but if you were playing to make money what the hell would you play a guy who beats you for 700bb in 1.4k hands?
I think my improvement is more important than my current hourly. it's only half the winrate of some bumhunters but it's much more enjoyable to me and I think Im going to end up being a better player than the wast majority of them. also I think you missunderstand my viewpoint somewhat. if someone plays me for a thousand hands and quits because he thinks he doesnt have an edge I think that's fine. what bumhunters do is quit anyone who isnt an enourmous fish, they'll quit you based on things such as sitting on multiple tables/not being a giant loser on ptr/buying in full. this is not at all comparable to a nosebleed player not wanting to play HU with isildur on multiple tables.

Chewits United Kingdom. Dec 18 2009 14:39. Posts 2539

On December 18 2009 12:44 rossro wrote:

What is your aka?

I am a degen. Do not believe in any of my advice.

MadJukes United States. Dec 25 2009 22:37. Posts 372

On December 17 2009 18:28 vlseph wrote:
to op:
buy in for 82.57 bb
they will never quit you

ahahaha too true.