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Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:00. Posts 3432
So for fun I joined plentyoffish.com a free online dating site. Browsed a bit for a few days, got lots of fat chicks sending me messages too. But I saw a chick I was interested in and we had this conversation. She seems like an arrogant twat and I can't seem to understand her. Help me out, is she interested or not? I think she is not.

HER PROFILE: " :::::::::::TIP:::::::: Don't shower me with flattery right off the bat. It makes me feel like you're trying to kiss my ass or just trying to get into my pants, and its just kinda off putting for me. If you want to get in good with me you need to make me laugh and simulate my mind first. Once I've warmed up to you, then its Ok to flatter me.

With that said....Lets continue, shall we?


Hello! My name is Melissa."

ME:

Well, you stated explicitly that you do not want to be flattered. So I guess it is copacetic to say its pretty absurd to note the list of do-nots you have before your actual description. Great. Maybe that is enough of a personality description standing alone?

Haha, anyway, I am just giving you a hard time because I think .... you like it at first? Or something? I do have to say that I just joined this site a couple days ago and have not been interested in almost anybody, but I am interested in you!

So yeah, check out my profile and see if you like or dislike. I would very much like to get a message back.



HER: Well...I'm glad I interested you. But I think its mostly the mystery of me you want to crack.

From reading your profile, you say you like shy girls at first? Lol...If that really is the case I'm sorry to say that I'm totally not shy..at all. Truth is most men are intimated by me.

I must thank you though. You read my profile! Hardly anyone does that. So thanks.

Me: I cannot decipher most of which is written in your message.

So I can't tell if you are interested back at all because mostly all I got was you think you are a special mystery and intimidate men(even though you are a 5'1 cutie pie), but you thank me for reading your profile. Strange. But if you are actually interested I can more than handle strange lol.

HER: I think you're looking to much into it.


ME: k, courtesy response, ic .... gl gl

HER: Lol...are you always this over analytical?



Anyways, I am thinking about telling her that I still can't tell if she is interested but I don't care because she sounds like a twat either way. But her pictures are of a pretty cute little girl with perky tits and dark hair so I wanted it, damn.

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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:04. Posts 5780

no

and lol what a huge twat indeed


collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:07. Posts 5780

but i think you might actually have a shot since she didn't straight up ignore you and even left you with a non-rhetorical question

quit being a huge nerd and be more interesting haha


Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:10. Posts 3432

Thats the whole point tho, i'm not trying to "be interesting" to some cunt, she better seem like a very nice girl, fuck its the internet yo

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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:22. Posts 5780

well, she sounds like the typical attention-craving girl who appeared uninterested but at the same time wants people to be interested in her to satisfy her weird, egocentric needs


collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:25. Posts 5780

i'd play along and try to appear genuinely interested in her "mystery" haha


Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:31. Posts 3432

ha na man, i'm done with that girl, there are 2 types of girls on the sites i noticed. Girls with super low self esteem (sometimes even hot girls, but its scarier when they are hot cuz they seem super crazy) and girls who just want attention and are probably top notch bitches.

I really wanna try and go on one date with one of the pretty low self esteem girls, and hope to find she isn't too crazy :D

My AIM sn if you want to chat: YoRobbyMiller 

nolan   Ireland. Feb 13 2010 03:35. Posts 6205

aha i think you played this well

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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:37. Posts 5780

lol even those who want attention tend to have low self-esteem. they prob just express it in a disguised way.


vegable   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:39. Posts 2453

you seem to be reading too much into it i agree with ehr

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Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:47. Posts 3432

How am I reading too much into anything? One important thing to note is that if you aren't interested in someone, you simply don't respond. I have messaged like 4 girls and this is the only one to respond. Meanwhile, like 10 girls have messaged me and I haven't responded to a single one of them (except for a fat one I said I was down for a one night stand, not really, but just cuz i was bored). And if she wasn't interested, why would she keep replying with strange comments? Her first response is extremely vague. Her second response is even vaguer. Her third response is even more vaguier etc etc.

She seems like the scum of the bitchiest bitch, immediately saying that she knows I am so interested in solving the mystery that is her. Fuck man that shit tilts the shit out of me I fucking hate women with a passion I wanna go postal and shoot like 20 bitches all dressed up at a club.

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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:56. Posts 5780


  On February 13 2010 02:47 Big_Rob_48 wrote:
Fuck man that shit tilts the shit out of me I fucking hate women with a passion I wanna go postal and shoot like 20 bitches all dressed up at a club.



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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 03:58. Posts 5780

anyways i thought the whole point of sites like this is getting laid? who cares what her personality is like as long as figuring it out helps you get some action?


Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 04:00. Posts 3432

na its a dating website, i just want to go on one date with a hot chick from the internet just to say i did it. I like to do things just cause they are slightly ridiculous, builds character.

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collegesucks   United States. Feb 13 2010 04:04. Posts 5780

LOL go look for a date on craigslist.. get you a nice, black, bbw date. work on that character yo


Big_Rob_48   United States. Feb 13 2010 04:04. Posts 3432

and that shooting chicks comment was meant in the way that I absolutely hate women that are attractive and semi-smart that get all dressed up and want you to bow down to their every move, meanwhile faking acting like they are interested in intellectually stimulating conversation but really just act like that for the appearance it gives them. Dude, IDK man, come to Seattle sometime, its where I live. I think Seattle, outside maybe California and Miami, probably has the most over inflated egotistical women there are. This is one of the worst cities to meet a nice girl at. And I am tired of just banging random chicks, its like pumping jizz out of a hose into nothingness, after a while it gets old (unless they are really hot or u r on some cool vacation etc right conditions)

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Jonoman92   United States. Feb 13 2010 04:25. Posts 280

I like how you used the word "copacetic"

I think it's weird and almost rude to use such a word. I mean, I didn't know what it meant and if that's the case probably 90% or more of people don't either.

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vegable   United States. Feb 13 2010 04:39. Posts 2453

hey UW student here

they do seem pretty stuck up but yeah

what i mean is that you're emotionally reacting to every little tidbit she's throwing at you, and analyzing this logically as if it were a chess game. your post comes off as "if you're not into me then fuck off theres plenty more suitable people for me to meet"

...precisely the attitude you're getting back. COINCIDENCE? OR IS THERE SOMETHING I NO U DONTNO???

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thumbz555   United States. Feb 13 2010 05:03. Posts 3281

Females can be confusing; I'll help simplify things for you, link her to this page

Poll: Melissa, you wanna fuck?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No

EZ game

I click buttons. 

qwerty67890   New Zealand. Feb 13 2010 06:18. Posts 14026


  On February 13 2010 03:25 Jonoman92 wrote:
I like how you used the word "copacetic"

I think it's weird and almost rude to use such a word. I mean, I didn't know what it meant and if that's the case probably 90% or more of people don't either.



This lol

Do you talk in real life like u wrote those messages?

You come off as a huge try-hard look at me analytical ladies-man who mysteriously ended up on a dating site despite all his mad girl skills.

"most guys are intimidated by me" means shes stuck up her own ass and probably a bit mental.


 
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