Bad at sex

i wan my mod powers baaaaaaaack!!!

On July 14 2010 06:34 Baal wrote: i wan my mod powers baaaaaaaack!!!

so owned
epic story

On July 14 2010 06:32 Oly wrote: Edited for too much information.

hmm, kinda disappointing, hoped for an epic story to fight my boring afternoon

fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

put it back xD

In short... Had sex in a private park giving quite a show to overlooking houses, but hurt my willy and think I may have to see a doctor and get circumcised because it keeps happening, but I'm not sure how to tell the girl. I think I might blame it on her.

lol

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On July 14 2010 07:26 Oly wrote: In short... Had sex in a private park giving quite a show to overlooking houses, but hurt my willy and think I may have to see a doctor and get circumcised because it keeps happening, but I'm not sure how to tell the girl. I think I might blame it on her.

elaborate somebody might be able to help you

yes too much information indeed. welcome soon to the christian world. lol

Go see a doctor but dont get a circumcision lol

No one quoted the OP???

There's no such thing as too much information on the internet. Tell us this story.

i dont open blogs but this is sooo getting 5stars

On July 14 2010 10:15 IJVMS wrote: There's no such thing as too much information on the internet. Tell us this story.

"starts playing number of the beast.... We want information!"

On July 14 2010 10:39 Cro)Deadman wrote: Show nested quote + On July 14 2010 10:15 IJVMS wrote: There's no such thing as too much information on the internet. Tell us this story. "starts playing The Prisoner.... We want information!"

fyp bro, Maiden for life!

I've heard this works pretty well

Def. not enough info here to give worthwhile advice. Need details on villain, pictures preferred, clothing optional.

Def. not enough info here to give worthwhile advice. Need details on villain, pictures preferred, clothing optional.

rofl british people and their willies

On July 14 2010 07:26 Oly wrote: In short... Had sex in a private park giving quite a show to overlooking houses, but hurt my willy and think I may have to see a doctor and get circumcised because it keeps happening, but I'm not sure how to tell the girl. I think I might blame it on her.

i feel for you man.
like 6 months ago i had sex in the car and hurt my willy too cause of bad positioning.
Hurt really bad and start bleeding and we thought it was blood from girl's vagina but it was the thing
muslims cut when they become 3-4 y old(hope you understand which part i mean)
took me 3 weeks to recover and stop feeling pain when i pee plus no sex/no mastrubation.

never gonna do it again in a car.

On July 14 2010 07:26 Oly wrote: In short... Had sex in a private park giving quite a show to overlooking houses, but hurt my willy and think I may have to see a doctor and get circumcised because it keeps happening, but I'm not sure how to tell the girl. I think I might blame it on her.

holy shit from this sentence alone i think i have a general understanding of what may have happened LOL

this is weird im uncircumcised and ive never had a problem like this and ive done it as rough as humanly possible

On July 14 2010 14:13 Baal wrote: this is weird im uncircumcised and ive never had a problem like this and ive done it as rough as humanly possible

with a woman?

^ rofllll

circumsized for the mutha fuckin winnar

On July 14 2010 14:13 Baal wrote: this is weird im uncircumcised and ive never had a problem like this and ive done it as rough as humanly possible

I don't think it matters if your circumcised or not when you're on the receiving end

On July 14 2010 14:13 Baal wrote: this is weird im uncircumcised and ive never had a problem like this and ive done it as rough as humanly possible

I don't think it matters if you're circumcised or not when you're on the receiving end

lol phimosis.

A+ Blog

LOL epic win

i dont understaaannddddd

that sucks man, hope you don't have to get it chopped

gg banjo string i'm guessing?

epicthread

Lol so embarrassed that I made this while still hungoverdrunk. For anyone who showed kind concern; it's not a problem no chopping needed it turns out. Still, it was maybe worth it for an epic fuck!

lol i knew my comment would backfire

you hurt your johnson?

quality thread

On July 14 2010 15:16 dogmeat wrote:

omfg....

On July 14 2010 17:42 Oly wrote: Lol so embarrassed that I made this while still hungoverdrunk. For anyone who showed kind concern; it's not a problem no chopping needed it turns out. Still, it was maybe worth it for an epic fuck!

lol I know the feeling in your first sentence haha.

Glad you're well tho