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NeillyJQ   United States. Mar 09 2011 16:30. Posts 8947
Just got kicked out of Taiwan for teaching english without a college degree, sure as hell don't want to go back to the states yet, Thailand it is. (had $500 br at time *didn't know what poker was*)

Arrive at Thailand, go to Khosan Road, stay at the sawatdee inn, go across the street, meet a sweetass hottie n hook up w/ her that night. Few days I had my fun with her, then one night she goes fuckin berzerk on me. I'm like WTF!!! I run to my room and throw about 500-1200 baht at her. (15-40$ish) Party goes on a week on khosan, was fun, but too touristy. (gangja street was fun as hell tho, and only place to safely get green)

Stroke of luck was found. I found a dvd of Rounders and a DVD of Boiler Room for like $2 each on the street.

2nd Stroke of luck was found, met a fucking insanely hot girl at a club and went to her house w/ some friends n partied all night.

3rd stroke of luck was found - my br was at like $200, the next day i wake up and hook up with her. She loves me, I stay there for the remaining 20 days or so freez and live Thai life.

4th stroke of luck was found - Daut44 won a WPT title and inspired me to play poker with all my heart and desire

5th stroke of luck was found - Got to play in some WSOPs and lost to flips and bad beats 2/3 times

6th stroke of luck was found - Becoming a live cash monster while still MTTing and kickin the shit out of cashgames up to NL100 over the last 5-6 months.

7th stroke of luck is next.

/stonedramble
GL,
Ryan

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Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

terrybunny19240   United States. Mar 09 2011 16:32. Posts 13829

wat brah

is there some timeline I'm not quite following


Oly   United Kingdom. Mar 09 2011 16:35. Posts 3585

Wow, only 19! I assumed you were older.

Researchers used brain scans to show that when straight men looked at pictures of women in bikinis, areas of the brain that normally light up in anticipation of using tools, like spanners and screwdrivers, were activated. 

thumbz555   United States. Mar 09 2011 16:36. Posts 3281

in before haterzzzzz

I click buttons. 

handbanana21   United States. Mar 09 2011 16:37. Posts 3037

makes me feel old . Gl in life and poker.


boreHM   Netherlands. Mar 09 2011 16:40. Posts 1595

lol cool story


terrybunny19240   United States. Mar 09 2011 16:44. Posts 13829

he is much older than 19 is why i'm confused lol


johnmagi   Norway. Mar 09 2011 17:13. Posts 1424

yeah, explain this plz! Agree with night on this


BiNK   United States. Mar 09 2011 17:15. Posts 302

pretty sure these are the events from 19 years of age to the present time


Sanai   United States. Mar 09 2011 17:15. Posts 643

The story began when he was 19 and ends now with him older I guess.


Jhyun88   United States. Mar 09 2011 17:27. Posts 1383

Just curious, how do you fuck random girls in Thailand without worrying about catching something? -_-;;


Achoo   Canada. Mar 09 2011 17:28. Posts 1454

FYP:
Stroke of bad luck was found - Started poker when i was 19 and thrown my life away.

Odds are exactly 50%: it either happens or not 

NeillyJQ   United States. Mar 09 2011 17:45. Posts 8947

Jhyun88, condoms are a start :-)

ya was from 19 some random shit i felt like posting

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

egood   United States. Mar 09 2011 18:57. Posts 1883

which stroke of luck was being down 45k at cash?


qwerty67890   New Zealand. Mar 09 2011 19:44. Posts 14026

picking up hookers /= luck


wobbly_au   Australia. Mar 09 2011 20:48. Posts 6540

Stroke of luck was found. I found a dvd of Rounders and a DVD of Boiler Room for like $2 each on the street.

if either of these movies were your most inspiring movies of choice than FYL.

2nd Stroke of luck was found, met a fucking insanely hot girl at a club and went to her house w/ some friends n partied all night.

shit like this isnt worth a mention wtf? nothing about this is epic

3rd stroke of luck was found - my br was at like $200, the next day i wake up and hook up with her. She loves me, I stay there for the remaining 20 days or so freez and live Thai life.

legit brag

4th stroke of luck was found - Daut44 won a WPT title and inspired me to play poker with all my heart and desire

someone else lucksacks and makes u want to lucksack lol

5th stroke of luck was found - Got to play in some WSOPs and lost to flips and bad beats 2/3 times

good experience i guess

6th stroke of luck was found - Becoming a live cash monster while still MTTing and kickin the shit out of cashgames up to NL100 over the last 5-6 months.

Dont ever call ur self a cash game monster, it makes me vomit a little inside.


7th stroke of luck is next.

Let me tell you what will happen, you will continue being a degenerate, likely pick up some form of illecit drugs if you haven't done so yet. You will fall in love with either a hooker/ugly skank/very low iq girl because no one else can love a retard degenerate like you.

You will then get her preggers and move into a trailer park or some kind of dump because you have no money, no skills and no discpline to get good at anything in life.

Your kids will grow up and hate you for who you are, but it will be too late to change so then you will pick up drinking. Thats when your wife takes ur kids and leaves you.

Fuck you life.

Bum dum tsssst.


Hope that inspires u to change b4 its too late.

The Last Laugh.Last edit: 09/03/2011 22:05

SpasticInk   Sweden. Mar 09 2011 21:46. Posts 6298

Wobblys post makes me all warm and fuzzy. So much love I don't know where to start


bigredhoss   Cook Islands. Mar 09 2011 23:28. Posts 8648

tl;dr something about thailand and lots of stroking

Truck-Crash Life 

NeillyJQ   United States. Mar 09 2011 23:30. Posts 8947

wobbly that is inspiring, i see some underlying care and heart in there bro.


the comment on rounders and boiler room was just co-incidence, since they were the first 2 dvd's i ever bought for myself (i'm quite sure) and one i do for a living, and the other is well, boiler room, a hustle beyond all, which poker can be at times. (as well as one hot seat day to day, not talking about running good either

That night that led me to goin to that girls n partying there led me to a goddess =)

Daut44 is someone i've admired sinced sc (he got in late and got real good real fast), he had said right before that, that I was showing an amazing amount of promise as a cash player then on the forums as well as born2dogbaby who i played hu, you are like 300% correct though, i should not have written anything about cashgames for a long period of time. I am playing FR on the side, but I am and will most likely always be an MTTer.

i didn't play today so i blogged

Just remember you need to be god damn sure about their tendencies. -Artanis11 http://www.pocketfives.com/profiles/neillyaa/ 

PoorUser    United States. Mar 10 2011 02:29. Posts 7471

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