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qwerty67890 New Zealand. May 28 2011 10:23. Posts 14026 | | |
Given that i have a lot of free time, it gives me the opportunity to really take a step back and evaluate whats going on.
I really like Entourage, for all its short-comings the series has me hooked, and with the imminent release of season 8 and the feature length film, I would like to take the time to inform everyone and anyone that Kevin "Eric 'E' Murphy' Connolly" is probably the worst actor that exists today.
He is ruining the series on his own.
Lets take a look:
5: Season 1 - 7: He is a monumental fuck-up. Granted this is character base, but i think it speaks volumes of him as an actor. He cant perform the most basic of fucking tasks and is pretty much the reason Vincents career has been on the ropes numerous times.
We are supposed to believe, that the fuck-up of the entire show, is now working out of the offices of one of Hollywoods most successful? AND THAT HE IS DOING THIS WHEN HIS ONLY FUCKING CLIENTS AGENT WORKS FROM ANOTHER? AND DRIVING AN ASTON MARTIN.
GODDAMN. Im sure he has been given an office space in L.As most exclusive district to manage his 1 client, who happens to be a coke-head and run by someone else. When do they see a return on this dumbass?
4: HES GINGER. Pretty much. Nuff Said.
3: He cant act. Enjoy watching his fucking stagnant ass "HUUUUUUR WHUT?!" attitude for 8 seasons. If you want to watch him in anything other than Entourage, expect much of the same. The part of Eric was written with him in mind. The writers must be on fuckin crack.
2: Hes short.
WHOS SHIRTS ARE THOSE HANGING IN THE BACKGROUND?
They arent yours Kevin... Unless you happen to be Kobe Bryant tall and the people at HBO did some lord of the rings special effects. You fucking midget. DEAL WITH IT
1: He ruined the best scene in Entourage. Season 5 - episode seven "Gotta look up to get down"
As Ari arrives at the airport to fly out to Switzerland to fly to Geneva to speak with Alans boss about becoming studio head. Ari tells Vinnie that hes in a position to get him any job he wants in the future. This moment is crucial. We see the boundry between boss, client and friend smashed. Vincent says "Id like to finish what we started" which is a little surprising to the audience, more surprising is that Ari really cares about his opinion.
Radiohead's "Fake Plastic Trees" plays during this whole scene, adding to its emotional value - we see the turmoil between agent and client and friend.
After Ari has admitted why he is flying to Geneva we see Vincent getting on the plane
"YO! WHATS UP?!" Says E, in his typical droll style
"They just offered Ari the studio-head position..."
"IS HE GUNNA TAKE IT!?!"
FUCK
YOU
ERIC
MURPHY
YOURE A DUMBASS. WHY WOULD YOU PRETEND THAT ANYTHING BEYOND WHATEVER VINCENT HAS INSTANTLY SAID TO YOU HAS ANY DEEPER MEANING.
He is shocked when he hears the news from Vin, even though he clearly would have no real fucking idea what was going on. For all intents and purposes this would be a great deal for Vinnie. Thats the surprise, that Vinnie cares more about the relationship forged prior to that moment.
ERIC RUINS IT BY COMING ALONG WITH HIS SHIT ACTING AND BEING A RETARD.
Lets not also forget that he gets with hot chicks. Even with being Vinnie Chases manager, i dont believe this guy could get with more than a 4, and yet we were forced to endure his endless hot chick streak until he ended up with Sloan, who despite being equal in height is clearly leagues above anything Kevin could ever get.
He is also portrayed as a "tough guy". You dont get much fuckin softer than some pussy ass 4ft ginger cunt. Why did you do this HBO? Why did you write him this way?
He also wears running shoes throughout the show. Im guessing this adds a couple of inches. Nothing says Hollywood like a pair of New Balance.
Of all the characters in Entourage, including the ancillary characters, Kevin is the worst.
Congratulations Kevin Connolly for consistently being the most terrible actor in Entourage after 7 seasons. All reports seem to show you being as terrible and as douche-baggy in real life as you are on the show. Which is no surprise.
I hope you read this. Dick.
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dogmeat Czech Republic. May 28 2011 11:43. Posts 6374 | | |
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iop Sweden. May 28 2011 12:53. Posts 4951 | | |
I agree he's bad, but he delivers value anyhow |
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Agreed, horrible actor, and i hate every minute of his whiny bitch ass on that show |
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TheHuHu3 United States. May 28 2011 13:36. Posts 5544 | | |
I think him and Jeremy Piven are the best actors on the show... Wtf. |
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yea he sucks but turtle is a faggot also |
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Jubert69 United States. May 28 2011 15:55. Posts 3191 | | |
Didn't really read what you said, but I think he plays his role real good. |
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PoorUser  United States. May 28 2011 17:45. Posts 7471 | | |
yeah whoops i like him too =[ |
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PuertoRican United States. May 28 2011 17:58. Posts 13104 | | |
I've never watched Entourage, but this guy was a faggot back when he was on Unhappily Ever After (1995 - 1999).
p.s. Jeremy Piven owns. Go watch PCU if you haven't seen it. |
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soberstone United States. May 28 2011 21:52. Posts 2662 | | |
He's supposed to be a real piece of shit irl, just here-say but i believe it |
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Funktion Australia. May 29 2011 00:03. Posts 1638 | | |
Of course he is played as a tough guy, he has little man syndrome. They're all angry. What they should of shown more his him getting KO left and right through the whole series.
I think the guy who plays Vinny is close to E in terms of shit acting and the last 2 seasons (with emphasis on the last one) have been woeful in general. |
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AndrewSong United States. May 29 2011 04:02. Posts 2355 | | |
| | On May 28 2011 09:23 byrnesam wrote:
5: Season 1 - 7: He is a monumental fuck-up. Granted this is character base, but i think it speaks volumes of him as an actor. He cant perform the most basic of fucking tasks and is pretty much the reason Vincents career has been on the ropes numerous times.
We are supposed to believe, that the fuck-up of the entire show, is now working out of the offices of one of Hollywoods most successful? AND THAT HE IS DOING THIS WHEN HIS ONLY FUCKING CLIENTS AGENT WORKS FROM ANOTHER? AND DRIVING AN ASTON MARTIN.
GODDAMN. Im sure he has been given an office space in L.As most exclusive district to manage his 1 client, who happens to be a coke-head and run by someone else. When do they see a return on this dumbass?
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lol Im not sure how this never crossed my mind. |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. May 29 2011 07:33. Posts 14026 | | |
| | On May 28 2011 23:03 Funktion wrote:
Of course he is played as a tough guy, he has little man syndrome. They're all angry. What they should of shown more his him getting KO left and right through the whole series.
I think the guy who plays Vinny is close to E in terms of shit acting and the last 2 seasons (with emphasis on the last one) have been woeful in general. |
Agree, Grenier is pretty awful, I think though that he can almost get away with it because hes playing an actor, so he sort of has this airy-nothingness to his whole persona. Unfortunately, in scenes when he is supposed to be acting he looks awful. The shoot with Casavedes at the start of Season 7 really shows this. He looked so awkward.
Turtle was alright in the first seasons where his primary role was to play a mooching-friend. Basically he had a few lines about plasma TVs and other luxurious items. He really fell apart in the last season when they tried to give him a story line... which was terrible. I also hated the way every celeb/athelte/whoever they bump seems to remember Turtle when they bump into the Vinnie and his entourage.
My main problem with Entourage at the moment is that everyone has succeeded. Its like they decided they wanted everyone to be a winner and just wrote absurd story-lines to get them there. Someone needs to lose out.
Eric is the obvious choice, the whole story so far has been Eric basically surviving by being untouchable in the sense that Vince was so attached to him. Now hes out on his own and flourishing? He should be back in the pizza shop. If he isnt by the end of Season 8/Film i will be really mad.
Turtle should get shot or something in Mexico.
Drama should succeed.
Ari should get the NFL team
If that happens, Vince probably should overdose, to make it easier to send E back to new york with nothing.
Too much success, not enough tragedy. |
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Spitfiree Bulgaria. May 29 2011 23:36. Posts 9634 | | |
did you honestly just bother to write such a longass blogpost to express ur frustation about a bad actor ? :D
anyways im quite disappointed with the show as season 8 will be a shortened final season with 4 to 6 series which will probably suck ... i mean every season with less episodes than usual for the finale usually sucks butt take Jericho for example |
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Gumster Sweden. May 31 2011 09:56. Posts 2291 | | |
you are a genius and i agree with everything youve written byrnesam, i hate E so much and i dont buy any of the shit that comes his way, rofl him and sloan is just outright laughable. stopped watching a long time ago, drama is what kept me watching for 6 seasons |
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asdf2000 United States. May 31 2011 16:20. Posts 7695 | | |
A lot of your complaints seem to be about what his character does rather than his acting.
You realize it's not just improv right? Like, he doesn't decide what is in the script. |
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qwerty67890 New Zealand. May 31 2011 16:33. Posts 14026 | | |
Yes i realize that, I just felt like highlighting the terrible writing that compounds his terrible acting. So my rant was a little off the mark, but the point still stands.
Incidentally, you may have noticed that any time Kevin Connolly has a piece of dialogue which requires some emotion other than "puzzled" they put a phone over his face, or a giant pair of aviators or simply have him walking away from the camera - usually a combination of all three.
Thats not a coincidence.
As mentioned earlier, numerous people have reported that KC is a dick in real life. |
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