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starcraft cdkey
  CrownRoyal, Sep 14 2008

someone is constantly using my starcraft cdkey and its annoying

does anyone have a spare i can have? i'd probably make love to you for hours



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story time
  CrownRoyal, Sep 11 2008


  So there I was, right? You know, like, the place.

I threw marcus a shuriken and we headed into the darkness. The tenseness in the air was to say the least... INTENSE. As Marcus and I traversed the inner city allyways of the metroplis of Wheatonia we knew one thing to be certain; one thing to be true and one thing to be right. We knew that we had to protect this with our lives much like our forefathers before us and our lineage would after us.

When suddenly in the stillness and tranquility of the night arose a distant siren. "This can't be good" I said to Marcus. He looked at me and spoke only with his emotions. Marcus was a pretty calm guy and I had known him for much of my life. It took a lot to stir him up and to see him looking at me with a face like that - a face of utter fear was disheartening to say the least. Marcus pulled his rokushakubo from its placement on the ground and casted a spell on both of us to protect us from the infection.

It had been seven months since the spread of the deadly pandemic had begun. In our small base we had formulated what was the cause of all of this but other than knowing that anyone who became infected turned into rabid almost zombie like creature we knew very little. What we really needed was Will Smith and a german shepard. We couldn't have that though so we resorted to using our magicks which would always buy us enough time to escape after gathering supplies or whatever our mission might have been. It's pretty sweet being a zombie fighting mage.

The siren edged closer...closer..closer. Something was wrong something was very wrong. When suddenly, out of no where,

"Go Earth, Go Fire, Go Wind, Go Heart. By our powers combined I am CAPTAINNNNNN PLANET!!!!!!!!"

Captain planet began doing his shit and kicking rabid zombie ass until suddenly, out of no where, IT WAS SPIDERMAN, EXCEPT THE DARK ONE, RIGHT? he was infected and pissed as hell, he charged STRAIGHT AT captain planet. Webs of goo and faggotness comparable to reading rainbow dominated the night sky...

No later than a second after captain planet had de-webbed dark spiderman

IN CAME THE POWER RANGERS EXCEPT THE WERE ZOMBIES. THEY ATTEMPTED TO ALSO BY THEIR POWERS COMBINED TURN INTO A HUGE ROBOT AND DESTROY CAPTAIN PLANET BUT THEN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE CAME AND THEY LOOKED POISED FOR VICTORY FOR THE GOOD GUYS AND THEN THE ASIAN KID FROM DUSK TIL DAWN CAME AND HE HAD A WATERGUN AND WATERBALOONS AND WAS KILLING ALL THE ZOMBIES.

IT LOOKED AS IF THE GOOD GUYS HAD IT IN THE BAG UNTIL THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE CAME FLYING INTO THE BATTLE IN A SCENE MORE EPIC THAN THE BATTLE IN THE LORD OF THE RINGS. THEY DESTROYED EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS.

AND THEN JESUS

JESUS LOL, JESUS CAME. USING HIS EXPERTISE IN CRAFTSMANSHIP AND STUFF HE BUILT WEAPONS FOR ME AND MARCUS AND CAPTAIN PLANET AND STUFF, EVERYONE EXCEPT THE ASIAN KID BECAUSE HE HAD WATERGUNS AND COOL SHIT ALREADY.

it was no use though, the four horsemen of the apocalypse were destined to win this battle but not the war, or at least thats what jesus is telling us up in here heaven, lol.

So obv jesus retreated knowing the end of the story and stuff, he raptured me and marcus into heaven and we lived happily ever after. I gotta admit though, captain planet is fucking annoying i wish he would have been a zombie.

"JUST WAIT UNTIL 1000 YEARS FROM NOW, I'LL GET YOU, OH I'LL GET YOU." God murmured as he drank his herbal green tea. It's funny though cause I don't really know what's gonna be different in a thousand years but apparently shits gonna go down. Anyways

THE END.





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$55 deepstack
  CrownRoyal, Sep 04 2008

cmon i know someone wants to gamble

starts in 55 minutes 60/40 you? lets score mutually im massively due



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wcoop email
  CrownRoyal, Aug 22 2008

So i just played in a $2 nl 2-7 wcoop proving grounds tournament for 8 hours where stars is testing their tournament structures for the wcoop events that are new and they are requesting feedback about them. I wrote stars an email where I find the bottom to be really interesting in terms of suggestions and if you like the idea you should email them about it too.


  Hey guys I just played in your $2 wcoop proving grounds tournament semi-regretfully because I didn't see what I was getting myself into. I played for 8 hours straight and came in 8th place after eventually getting frustrated and actually getting it in with the best although I know it was misplayed. First of all, I realize that most of the feedback you're probably gonna get here is mostly worthless because it's a $2 tournament however if there is some way you can check my history you can see that I'm a winner and have a huge huge amount of experience playing even if I never made the big times.

With all of that said the structure of your tournament is sick. It's really geared in such a deepstack way that I'm pretty sure you're gonna see only really high quality players @ your final table. This is really good in my opinion but I think at the same time you're gonna see a 18+ hour tournament which would be very acceptable in say a $5k buyin tournament but for a $215 tournament I think that this is really bad. If that's something that you guys are going for I guess it's fine but I'm pretty sure you know your time windows and how long approximately things should last. In my own opinion as a poker player 12 hours is grueling and probably sufficient and anything after that should start to be considered for multiple day events.

Just my own two cents on the whole situation

gl with your wcoop and you guys should run wcoop main event proving grounds for like $100 or something cause I love deepstacked tournaments and I know I have huge edges there.

Actually, What if you guys ran tournaments that started @ the same identical time to every wcoop event with the same structures but on a much smaller scale buyin wise. Like instead of $215 how about $21.50 or something along those lines. I think that would be really actually quite attractive to most of the microstakes guys in a contrast similar to the sunday 200g and the sunday million. You could even add competitions with prizes based on TLB scores in the regular and smaller buyin tournaments for the entire series which also would be _extremely_ cool and probably promote some revenue as guys who normally wouldn't play in a razz tournament might find himself in it just to scrape together some points.

I love you guys at stars and you're awesome


Caleb "tehskies" Gunter



such a bad beat playing in a $2 deepstack though i made $5 for 8 hours of work, fuck my life.



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Goals and Aspirations
  CrownRoyal, Aug 20 2008

Ok.

I'm 19 years old and really unsatisfied with where I am in my life right now. My narcissistic ways tell me that I deserve better so here I am to write down my goals to be accomplished within the next year from this date.

- Get a job, and not quit having a job for the whole year (i have interviews already)
- Set my poker goals easy yet high at the same time. (Move up 1 limit a month and have 100k easily by the end of the year in my br)
- Get a girlfriend. I've never had one and it's probably -ev but I want one.
- Keep eating more healthy + maybe start working out + keep drinking way less like maybe once a week

In the end of all of this or if i just totally crush my goals i wanna get a poker house to live with other guys who play poker in some area away from where I live now.

The plan for right now? Play like 5-10k hands a day and really get the ball moving. There is a local poker tournament with a $550 buyin or so that is gonna be totally sick with 200bb starting stacks and stuff. I wanna have half of my action on it so I need to come up with $225 or so to play in it + find people to buy the rest of the action. If no one will online I'm pretty sure i can find people in real life who are very interested because im sort of a local celebrity in my small rural town for playing poker and they all think im a god or something because i sorta made a living from it + crush every local homegame ever played.

If I can't play in that tournament though I'll live with it but I really just feel completely obligated to play it in my mind and it's a really good goal to motivate me so that's what i want to do even if its pretty much way outside of my br.

I've already played 3k hands today (fuck you chrisT18 whoever you are @ lp you run like god seriously) and it's time to go play like at least 3k more hands.

If anyone would be interested in buying action on the sick structured live tournament If i make it to a financially respectable position within the next 12 days or so i'll post here and see if anyone is interested.

Help me not to fail, I hate losing and im playing against a pretty tough opponent that is my bad habits.



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bump
  CrownRoyal, Aug 19 2008

Anyone interested in staking for some 180 mans?

look @ my blog post below for stats and stuff, mildly sick today and im just gonna lay around and four table probably so you could expect maximum roi

aim - terranupmyheartt
msn caleb _ 012 _ @ hotmail . com



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short term 4.40 stake
  CrownRoyal, Aug 14 2008

Anyone interested in running a set of like 50-100 $4 180 mans? I'm willing to be very flexible with the rules/terms of the stake

my stats



on this one look at the red mark right before the $5 mark and that's my ROI in these $4 180 mans over a relatively large sample (like 300-400 or so probably)

For my situation im massively bored with grinding nl2, I keep using all of my winnings to gamble in tournaments that i can't afford to luckbox something eventually but it isn't working and i have been really unlucky in mtt as of late.

Just looking for a change of pace and looking at something different than nl2.




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who is right
  CrownRoyal, Aug 14 2008

Ok, first of all, me and floofy bwbet a lot. Lately we have been playing on this map with ridiculous shit vs computers and each other and stuff. The map is entirely flat and has no terrain, just minerals and gas.

In one bet today I had a sarah kerrigan and a tank locked inside of minerals and a starport to start vs 2 computers and floofy with a canon at his base.

As the game started I used my scvs to push my locked units outside of the minerals and proceeded to win the game pretty easily. Floofy did not like this.

So later on floofy makes this map where infantry units get 10 armor and he gets to start on a random location on the map that i have no idea where is. Me vs him and 2 computers. He canon rushes me and canons still pretty much rape marines and that slows me down a lot and gives him enough time after a 24 zeal rush to get dts and kill me.

He offers the same bet but him playing instead of me as the 10 infantry armor person. He remakes the game and as soon as it starts he sends 2 scvs to my base (because he knows where it is) and I instantly tell him no bet and this isn't fair and to let me pick a random spot. We play it out and he wins easily because its completely unfair after that start.

Is what I did the same thing as what floofy did? Did I cheat and or did floofy cheat?



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Breaking down social groups
  CrownRoyal, Aug 12 2008

Formings of social peer groups. (long term, male)
________

Member one is the Alpha-Male.

Member two is 2nd most alpha (obv) Typically in long term relationships M1 and M2 are best friends.

Member three is close emotionally and physically with m1 and m2. However, he is generally the one of the group who is made fun of and picked on. He is essential for M1/M2 (gotta add more detail here)

Anyone below m3 is introverted and has little to no effect to the workings of the social group. We will call them outcasts.

In a true group setting long term based, there should be no more than 3 members in a social group. However, the 3rd member of a peer group can easily be misidentified and seems easily interchangeable.

ex- in a setting with four people you might not even be an m3, you're an outcast. However, in a group of four with two different people and two people from the group before you are now the m2. Power, age, and social status all determine this and where your total rank sets you vaguely determines your position.

In the first few meetings among people who are not familiar with one another we will consider to not really be social. This phase is more or less everyone acquainting themselves with each other's alpha and determining ranks. Once ranks have been established social interaction can take place.

there is also a hierarchy of social groups in terms of alpha.

So. In this instance of theory, we define alpha as our feature which determines where we sit in social peer groups.

________

Rules

M1 Starts the group for recognition and fame. Being M1 is good for acquiring all of this within your equal female counterparts in terms of social status.

M2 joins because he is yet to gather enough power, age or social status to start his own group or because he has a secret "man-crush?" (i don't know how to describe this without making up a new term) for this person that he wants nothing but to follow and loves them so much that he has no problem forfeiting alpha to be associated with them

M3 joins because he is of a often much lower peer group and it’s his big chance to move up. Should he garner enough skill that rubs off of M1/M2 He will eventually upgrade. M3 is the expendable unit of all social groups, he is there temporarily to feed and grow.
________

M1 is typically the life of the group. He makes all decisions and leads the group

M2 will always agree with #1, if he isn’t agreeing there are serious problems within the workings of the social group. The group will temporarily break and if things aren’t resolved you will find both seeking new peer groups and both attempting to be M1(Except for m2followers which are described below). M3 will always follow one of these two in hopes of moving up the ladder. M1 should never fail @ forming a new social group however he may have "man crush syndrome" and in a power drunk thirst join a higher alpha group as a M2/M3.

M3 Can vary, he may either agree or disagree. Should he agree it doesn’t really matter, should he disagree he will most likely be berated for his comment and end up agreeing anyway or move on and try to form his own peer group.

________

In times when M1 is absent M2 will no longer disrespect M3. M2 can be categorized in two variations. Someone who always follows or someone that wants alpha glory. In the first case M3 will very often become the "alpha" of the two and actually act as the leader. Should the M2 have higher aspirations in his triangle, he has dibs on being the acting alpha in the absence of the M1. It seems, however a very common occurrence for the m3 to take alpha over the m2.

It seems as though M2's are the only ambiguous personality types. People who are generally M2's and are more of the "mancrush" type will always be M2's. Presumably because anyone who can be an M1 would only upgrade to a higher alpha group quickly in a m3 fashion and/or because m3's are only in the 3 spot because they are leeching trying to gain alpha.

in short m2's are generally ambitionless and happy with how things are. M1 and M3 have higher goals.

Furthermore, should the M2 be absent from the group the M1 will no longer disrespect the M3 and the M3 will move up to the spot of M2 immediately.

________

Short conclusion

Until your body can decipher everyone within the whole group's alpha level social interaction isn't social yet.

Alpha presides in both the groups as a whole in comparison to other groups and individually within the group.

3 people max for interaction although in some instances like a party I think the m3 can be swapped quite often in the span of a very short amount of time. However say the group was stranded on some island for the rest of their lives, eventually someone will take the 3hole for good.

The basis of my entire theory lies dearly in the fact that given enough time to know one another in a situation including 3+ people eventually all of this will play out.

In groups of less than 3 you are forced to be social and you generally unless way out of the other person's league in terms of alpha will have equal respect for one another.



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HOW
  CrownRoyal, Aug 07 2008

http://www.youporn.com/watch/129200/nothing-up-her-sleeves/



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