Degen Chronicles

Went broke yesterday, went and got a job, got depressed and drank way too much alcohol and couldn't even stand by the end of the night and STILL tried to get a girl to come home with me (pimp skills failed)

Basically I'm gonna get flamed but whatever

I'm a poker player looking for a stake.

I don't have many hands in my PT database cause the HDD went out of my laptop two months ago and these are all of the hands I have played (I play 6max or heads up, you can't tell it in some of them but fullring is gay)


I'm also a great sng player




I play tournaments too but my stats are basically break even there lifetime. I might be up 1k or something. I feel I have a huge edge in MTT but I've never gotten a single big score in one and I've played thousands so I dunno.

Previous staking history you're gonna wanna know about: I've been staked probably more than anyone else on this site, most all of them went well except my very last one with lostaccount where I cashed out stake money. That was a mistake, I know, everything is good between me and him now though and all debts are cleared.

I'm willing to play like 8 hours a day right now so I think this could clear very quickly. A stake for nl25/nl50 would be most desireable but I'll play just about anything poker wise because I love the game.

Any other questions? PM me OR

AIM: Terranupmyheartt (two t's)
MSN: caleb_012_@hotmail.com

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nvm

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played 4k hands today and had just an absolutely wild time





bleh whatever, i also last week dropped 350 in a day @ nl50hu and felt pretty uncomfortable since im playing poker as my main source of income for the moment so i dropped down to nl25 and played there for a bit... anyways, here are my results from the past week



ah well, run good and run bad just gonna keep grinding.

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Go to www.joinsession.com
enter session ID 421-294-550
Enter your name
And click join session

im sick bored, watch me facesmash some kids

edit - done here's my post from below

god i spewed hardcore, session is over i might do this sometime later played so bad srsly

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I'm gonna take $200 tonight and play nl50 hu with it.

I'll move up to a new stake every time I hit 4 buyins, i wanna see if i can pull of some awesomeness

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So on friday night i got in my real first fight of my life, some kid punched me the other night and I was at a gas station and didn't wanna go to jail for assault so I told him to meet me somewhere else and he left like a pussy. I found out where he was though, and we got into a bit of a scuffle.

Fight starts off with me being drunk and my friend taking me to this party, I find the kid and he's sitting on a tail gate of a truck. I walk up to him and say, you're gonna wanna get off of there. The girl between his legs moves, I grab him and he starts hitting me in the head. I blacked out for most of the fight and don't remember it but this is the story as it went from my friend. "You grabbed him, he started hitting you and you brought him to the ground. He was working you over for a bit and hit your head against a tow ball for pulling trailers with and you finally rolled him over" I can remember from the point of where I was sitting on top of him in a UFCesque position and I was throwing huge hooks with his whole body pinned into his face with shit he could do about it. He begged me for a truce, I pulled him up and he went and laid down on a truck bed spitting up blood and I could see that his eye was 100% swollen shut.

This is what I looked like the next day
+ Show Spoiler +

This is also the kid I blogged about before that I threatened to beat his ass when he fucked with my prom date, I'll link that up here because I think it's a really really good read anyways: http://www.liquidpoker.net/blog/viewblog.php?id=186955

Anyways, onto poker. I'm officially gonna try playing poker again as a pro with a hefty sized br for nl50 with some play at nl100 but prob not till i have 4k or something. I've already cashed out enough money to live for a month or two and hopefully all goes well. I also won two seats to the sunday mil last week and played in the warmup and million. Finished about 70th in the warmup for 1.1k so that was nice. I'm up almost 1k already this month too from maybe 4k hands or something too, half of that is from nl100 though.

Anyways all in all, this is gonna be a big month in my life.

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So, on the 7th of april i deposited $300 to stars. I don't remember what happened with that but after paying back debts + running bad initially I was down to $50 and i thought my standard poker practice of going busto was eminent but i hero grinded nl25 with my remaining money at a max of 4 tables until I had $350 or something, lost that down to $100 or something again by being my fucking worthless degen self. I won a $2 6max tournament somewhere in there, and from that day I've been grinding and taking the game seriously.

I'm currently uncomfortable with nl100 because I can feel myself begin to tilt when i play there and tilt for me could result in a catastrophic collapse of my br. I'm just gonna keep taking shots there till i have a roll that comforts me. My stats are pretty much as expected from all of my previous experience at them. I crush the game hardcore and if I can just apply some good old fashioned discipline I know im good enough to beat nl200 or higher for a living and not fucking have a job.

Heads up results


6max results


So a total of 17,299 hands and a total profit of $1762.05

I'm pretty happy with that

edit - also got goldstar today, cool.
epic brag pic + Show Spoiler +

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Hmm.

well, since my last update im down like 700 in cashgames playing nl100 heads up and being a stupid degen with no br management.

Down $100 from $16 sng because my internet went out... just as i had started the 15th one and when i got it back up i had 2-3 bb on every table and managed to scrape together only a 100 dollar loss.

everything is crashing down around me and i dont even wanna play anymore, so im just gonna play some light poker for a while.


In more exciting and cool news I'm back at my home and have been having a great time with family/friends. I've been doing a lot of cool stuff and fishing a lot which is sick relaxing and de-tilting.

Today after losing $25 playing random things in poker i decided to go fishing and work on my pale ass skin and go towards my summer tan. So I took my shirt off, I grabbed my phannypack-esque tackle box, I grabbed my fishing pole and I headed to my favorite local pond that I've fished at since i was 14 or so.



I got there and fish were popping around EVERYWHERE on top of the water but i couldnt figure out wtf they were, i could see what they were eating which was some type of small bug but besides that i was really lost. So i instantly tied on a top water lure called a buzzbait and got nothing. This convinced me it was something like a perch or something, but i was still curious so I tied on a spook which mimics a dying fish on top of the water. The perch went crazy on this thing and they kept snagging themselves on the hooks which was HILARIOUS but really annoying and I don't fish for perch anyway because they are stupid/gay/worthless/notbragworthy/ugly/easy/etcetcetcetc. I also wasnt catching anything later on with spinnerbaits or anything so i gave up and decided to head home.


[c] syonara [/c]

So as im leaving im about 4 feet away from the gravel road that leads me out of the place and my truck starts to sink into the mud and fuck i knew my fate before i even stopped moving. I popped it into reverse and sure enough FUCK i'm stuck. I started slamming it into 1st gear and then into reverse wrapping the fuck out of my engine but no luck, i'm stuck. I call my buddy and he comes and we tie a chain to his hitch and the hooks on my bumper and I finally get out.


nooooooooo


random stuck pic


Sadly my catch of the day when I went on friday... LOL



Picture of baal drawn by an unknown artist on a piece of wood in milwaukee where i worked LOOOL

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anyone wanna buy half of my action in the sunday million?

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Swings are so epic in heads up

I can't tell if im playing good or bad and its just all over the place... it's nothing for me to go +2-3 buyins or down 2-3 buyins in 100 hands.



so that's that for heads up... whatever im frustrated with it.

as for the update in general here are the rest of the hands ive played since my last update


I'll be moving up to nl100 only very soon

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