Charliehorse

Holy fuck no mercy for the weak

I go to strip club get two "dancers" at same time, one of them likes to give massages and gives me her card after the dance. She was telling me all this personal stuff about her brother suiciding and she has no boyfriend and two children. So I thought she wanted me as boyfriend cause next day I ask her if she wants to smoke weed or give me massage and she invites me to dinner and a movie and we hold hands, hug and kiss. Problem starts when I start telling her that I've attempted suicide and been in a mental hospital (holy fuck did not see this one coming) cause next day she asks me to hangout with her at strip club. Like now i'm confused if she wants me as client or boyfriend. Maybe the strip club is just a cool place and she wants me to check it out?
So I tell her im confused and if she wants me as boyfriend or client, she says what how are you confused you are a client, I met you at club. So then I text her if she gives happy ending massages. My phone snap rings after I send the text.
Me: whatsup
she: what's your problem
me: (I don't think well on my feet, infact I don't think well at all) what?
She: The texT you sent me
me: it was just a question
she: it was a rude question and you know it
me: um, ok I'm sorry (fml I'm a piece of shit can't even stand up for what I believe in or get a handjob, simultaneously)

maybe mufassa has it figured out, just never get out of bed
fuck life, world of Warcraft is better than life

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