Shits and Giggles

The Rich Guy Chronicles
(I have a lot of money)

You are reading the inaugural entry of the RG chronicles. In this journal, I will take you through my gangsta, high-roller life and describe in detail all my expensive adventures. Oh what's that? You feel a slight tingle in your chest? Well that's the bitter tingle of jealousy. Get use to that feeling because there's a new diamond-encrusted pimp in town. That's right. Me. You want a small taste of my wealth? Last week, I upgraded my toilet paper to the quilted kind. You feel that discomfort in your ass right now? Guess what? I don't get that anymore. This morning, I had Lucky Charms for breakfast instead of that generic store-brand cereal that you poor poors get. But enough. I will stop here for now because an imported beer in my fridge is calling my name. Until next time, remember, you can always live vicariously through me.

Cheers,

The Rich Guy

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