Blogging Faggot

so i stopped playing for a long time and haven't really felt the desire to start again, all-in all i've logged maybe 6 or 7k hands in february. i only play when i feel like playing which is surprisingly less often than usual. i decided to play 50 since i was fed up of 25 even though i was slightly underrolled (15 buy-ins) and luckily ive been running red hot for the past two days. i can only pray to lee that my luck continues.

the girl i was trying to date turned out to be an annoying superficial bitch. i had no idea women could suck so much. but then again she's a rich long island jew. i.e., the antithesis of a poor texan catholic. we had no chemistry. to think i wasted my time at the museum.

"i love pollock. i can really see how he became part of his paintings"

"yeah he's pretty awesome" (wtf is this ugly shit?)

I dont want to talk about art. Art is not funny. Art is not interesting.

so if you read a couple of posts ago (the post titled "drunk") i mentioned meeting a chick at the bar who was really cool and had a nice attitude, not particularly good looking but i enjoyed spending time with her. well it turns out she is good friends with one of my best friend's girlfriend, and i made a good impression on her too so ship it. set up a coffee date for friday, tentatively.

the only thing that bothers me is that she's having knee surgery tomorrow. and if i've learned anything from poker it's this:

beware the limper



pollock sucks and his work is shit. art lovers suck my nuts.

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Girl I'm trying to date: I watched a movie today for two hours. What a waste.

Me: I played Zelda for two hours.

Girl: At least my activity was mentally stimulating.

Me: amagad Zelda is sooo mentally stimulating! You have no idea.

Girl: Yeah but it doesn't make you think about the world's problems, or current events.

Me: I got the master sword.

Girl: lol ok bye

GG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My roommate: "If she doesn't know the importance of the master sword, she is not the one."

Poker resumes February 1st. Look out NL25. All your stacks are belong to us.

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I'm drunk as hell adn dont have anytihg to say really but oh well fuck it its my blog and drunk blogging is ok if it needs to be done lolz m i rite? I am taking a break form poker right now because I need to learn how to enjoy life outside of the context of pokre and it ihink its really working well so far. I've been spending a lot of time with my friends and it has been great. Hopefully when I start playing again in February I will reap the benefits of this hiatus. There was this chick at the pub tonight that was pretty cute and I thought about asking her to come home with me not becasue she was good looking necessarily but because I really liked her attitude, she was funny and appreciated a good laugh, something which a lot of bitches these days don't do, which is sad, I am sorry to report.

I am listening to War by Joe Satriani and it is amazing what a great musician.

anyway fuck it im going to sleep and i hope nobody reads this but at the same time I hope somebody does, not like you guys give a shit

PEACE

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i just dropped 2 buy-ins in like 300 hands.

fucking jackass fish check minraisers

i hate this game. i dont know why i waste my time with it. i should cash out my $600 and go buy myself something nice.

museum trip went well. i dont find myself drawn to her emotionally though.

i'm dead inside.

i think i'll try donking around on NL 10 for a while.

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museum on sunday. sad i needed a website to man up.

are cardrunners videos worth the investment? it's like what, 30 bucks? not too much in the grand scheme of things.

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I'm going to pick up the phone and ask her if she wants to spend some time with me this weekend.

I'm pretty nervous. Girls tend to gossip about shit like this.

I left my last girlfriend because she was fat. We dated for four years. She was pretty hot when we started but then she really let herself go. And got braces.

I am an asshole.

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