fuck poker

EVRY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

god. stopped now cause im tilting again.

lost now 2-3 buyins over all my tables to shortstacking morons getting it in way behind. ofc in less then 15 minutes.

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/207405

after that hand i decided that its better for me to grab a beer and chill out. 1,5k hands breakeven basicly. bleh.

im still looking for a way to protect myself against the shortstack magic that makes them win no matter how stupid they are (open shove k8o for 40bb? ofc my AKs is no good against them...)

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I playd my first big session in ages today. about 3k hands.


/boring aggro text/

2,5k evrything went fine. some minor suckouts but overall my hands held up and i was killing the idiots on my tables.

then i ran into one weird guy. limpcalls evrything suited, raises A6 over 2 ppl on AKT board, folds getting 6:1 etc.

he calls me when i try to pick up a big pot beating NOTHING but a bluff( no he didnt outthink me or anything that moron just htought his hand was good). i get pissed and start smacktalk. some hands later he cracks my aces with 52 on 42729 rainbowish board. im still cool. next time he sucks out against my trips with his great limpcalled 83s. now im pissed. table starts jumping on me(all morons except one guy who was just pissed of cause i kept telling the fag evrytime he made a bullshit move that he sucks. stupid of me ya but i was deadmadcrazypissed)

other table a loose moron steals blind i repop out of bb T8s cause hey im pissed and i want to crush this fuckfish. i flop my draw and bet out. he minraises and i shove.he calls. with bottompair fives. deuce kicker. i ofc dont manage to hit one of my bacrazzillion outs and im even more pissed. so hes now me new target no1. table empty hu i run over him till i bluff into his 3outer straight he just made and i instahit the reset/power button of my computer and proceed to punch into the wall.

blablabla


/END of boring aggro text/


short version:

Variance: first 3k+hands session in like 6 or more weeks and it was fun overall and im confident again.

Beat: i tilted away ~3-4 buyins against total monkeys.cards helped them still im dumb as hell and shouldve quit when i noticed im going into a blind mad donkstomping rage.

Brag: im still up 3+ buyins for today


other stuff:
-i get enough weed tomorrow to keep me calm for the next few sessions.
-departed is a fucking good movie.
-i have more sex atm then when i still had a gf. ya im cool.
-girl i had sex with wrote me a sms that she wants to try out buttsecks. ya im cool²
- i started to play wow cause i can play on a friends acc. the game sucks in so many ways(fly from one town to the other takes 9 minutes? WTF I DONT WANT TO LOOK 10 MINS AT MY SCREEN WITHOUT BEEING ABLE TO DO ANYTHING FU BLIZZARD) but its so mindnumbing and stupid that its a decent timekiller.

if u read all that pls write me a thank you or fuck you for stealing ur time/helping u kill time.

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.. i can win again!

the first winning session in weeks. playd ~1,5k hands nl25 and finished up ~3-4buyins.

1 setup(flopped big straight vs flopped flush by idiot) and 1 suckout(top2 i shove for 1 1/3 pot on turn and get called by a flushdraw which hits) for a buyin each were the only big bad hands in this session. some standart shit like losing AK pf allin vs shortstacks Ax but nuttn big.

its amazing how easy winning is again when u dont lose evrytime ur favourite. ah ya and sucked out in a 150bb pot on a 6 outer where i got my JJ overpair+gutshot in vs a limpcalled KK.

also 2 halfstacked guys gave me their stack for free after i just shoved for 5times+ pot(unraised rather low playd hands) calling with weak crap against my hit draws.

uuhh weeee

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So i start a blog. this will be very boring to any one reading it so jsut ignore it. i will just use it to keep track of my bullshit sessions and to release steam .




sum up of the last week :

start with ~1,8k get beaten down to 1,3k in 3 days by morons.3 times set overset 200bb+deep. countless shortstack pushes which ALWAYS hit(a6o > my AK, j9o > QQ etc). get no action with good stuff and when we get action were beat or will lose .

get it back to 1,5k. lose 300 $ in 400nds to morons.

play nl25 2 days ago. lose 6 buyins in 2k hands.

play nl25 /trnys yesterday. tourneys: bust on bubble AKs vs A3o(idiot luckbox deepstack pushes over my raise...) bust 5 to ft bubble AQ vs AJ, bust rebuy after break AA vs KK.
lose 4 buyins playing nl25. idiots > me

today play 500 hands nl25. lose 4 buyins . flopped flush with 45hearts lose vs idiot that calls raises and pot bet with top pair and the Th and rivers me.

idiot limpcalls Ah8h. raise KhQh. flop 2 hearts Q. turn heart.nuts vs 2nd nuts. ya.

raise JJ. flop 2suited 89T.he bets 1,5 pot i push for his 75bb. 2 running hearts give his KT the flush. i lose.

KK runs into set.

set loses to a weak flushdraw.

no action on my good hand other then that. down to 870$ fuck you stars. i dropped over 60% of my br in 1 week to total faggots. AGAIN. i think i lost only ~150$ or so against decent players.

i lost 600$ straight in situations i was at least 3:1 favourite.

i hate this fucking bullshit. i hate it i hate it i hate evry fucking idiot fish.i hate stars i hate cards i hate evryone that plays like a brainless monkey and wins.

u luv me cause i give the fish the money they lose to u guys.

i dont get it.my pt says ~7-8ptbb at nl25 over several 10k hands. now even those morons win aainst me ? luck is a fucking bitch . and i hate evryone that is lucky as hell. when i read of 15buyins in 1k hands heaters i get sick. i NEVER had something like that. all i can do is lose constantly beeing favourite. whatever. i need to brake sumthing now

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