i have no fckin clue

during live play are SO much sicker.

mine consisted of me logging 23 consecutive hours of play this past weekend after dumping 2k during the first 30 mins of play.

beat: probably saw about 600 hands.... HAHAHAHAHA L-O-FUCKING-L!!!! AOSIHDq;woiheas;Oaw;flkhas;lkAISHD;QLKWFH;:L;;QKS:LKAa's;ohdf'a;hwGSWQUBPW;;UEF

brag: finished up 1k after the guy i donated to came back to the same table, piss drunk after godmoding it up at the blackjack table

there's no heroic emotion after all this because you're totally incapacitated from lack of sleep. weird thing is, i really wanted to stay and play some more, see if i could continue to ride the upswing, but the couple of megafish switched tables to 5/10 and i wasn't rolled for that at all so i quit.

maybe a one buyin shot next time.

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at 2/5 live SHIPPIT

so i played 2/5 live for the first time at the local casino after getting piss drunk/high at my friend's 21st bday party. got really lucky like set oversetting, hitting all my draws on the turn, and playing against players who limp behind AA religiously and think that bottom two pair is the nuts regardless of board texture. god i swear the game ran just like the home games i used to play with my friends back in high school.

the inebriation wore off after a while but my luck didn't, so i played all night and skipped my morning classes to play deepstacked with the megafish.

i'm going to korea over the summer so i figured i need to build up a decent online roll to live off of but instead tilt-cashed out my entire roll. i have ~200 left from winning a sat to the sunday mil, but i'm not grinding that shit up (tried to, but couldn't really maintain focus). i'll probably deposit some money on FTP and play 100NL within the next few weeks.

gl everyone.

edit: oh i forgot about the runner runner quad nines vs. a shorty's aces all in on a T high flop.

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my new laptop arrived :DDDDDDDD

1.3k
Dell XPS M1530
Core 2 Duo Processor T8100
4GB RAM
500GB HD
256MB GeForce 8600M GT

i got the screen upgrade for like $150 and it runs 1920x1200 which means i can 12table with no overlap.


(i had to shrink this picture to 25% but i still can't tell if it's a decent size for my blog cuz my screen is fucking HUGE LOLOLOL edit: hmm maybe i shrunk it too much lol)

i have been running extremely well playing live lately. this past weekend i played a 16 hour session and was sitting with 2.2k at 1/2 at the end. i lost 2k in cash carrying it around last time so this time i asked harrah's to issue a check. now i'm worried that the tax man would be breathing down my neck so i'll have to do some research on that i guess.

mardi gras is coming up this weekend which means i'll be grinding like a madman at the casino in new orleans, entertaining all the fish tourists for five days nonstop. 10k weekend? idk i've been thinking about just playing 2/5 from now on but the games at 1/2 are so ridiculously soft that I have no trouble maintaining an abnormally high hourly just playing deep against the regfish.

might actually give it a shot this weekend though.

i'm moving down to 25NL online btw. i cashed out and then won a sat to the sunday mil so i'll be 2-4 tabling 25NL for a few days. let's see how long it takes me to get back to 100nl

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i drank wyaayyyy tooo much las nitgh and blacked out but the last thing i rememrber is 8tablin 100nl

i woke up today still rly wasted and my laptop was broken

im at the school comp lab and i need some1 to check my ps acct to see if my br isi ntact

id: jso827
pw: m1kel0vesthec0ck

thnx bye

























joke post lol... but i still am really wasted and i have class in 5 mins fml

and lol. i spontaneously and drunkenly ordered a dell xps laptop for 1.3k this morning with whatever's left of my live roll after getting 2k stolen the other week. fuck my life i am broke.

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two nights ago i was going to deposit 2k of my live winnings at the bank so i put it in my wallet and went to school but ended up getting lazy and said fuck it.

i got my wallet stolen that night and i only found out this morning.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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what you do doesn't matter as much as how you do it.

...

i think i'm going straight up live. there was a thread about how much you could make playing live and idk if i'm being overoptimistic but i believe i can make at least 50/hr playing 1/2. i think it's even more profitable than the 2/5 game spread there since players are just so so bad.

like here's an example: this one hand i raised mp to 8BB (standard) with 99 and got 4 callers, including the button against whom I was about 300BB deep. flop came A37 and it checked through. on the turn i binked the magic 9, checked to me, and i bet 50... the button insta-raises to 150. i called and check raised him all in on the river and he showed 33.

same table, ep limps, btn limps, sb limps. i make it 18 dollars to go with AJo from the bb, ep calls, btn folds, sb calls. flop came AK7 and i bet 40, ep folds, sb calls. rag turn, i bet 80, he calls. river came another trash card and sb checked to me, after which i sort of glanced at him, which he interpreted as a check i guess and he insta flips over KQ... at this point i'm still allowed to bet so i pushed him all in and the guy tanked for two minutes before calling me. WTF? LOL!!!

anyways, the games get pretty deep at the 1/2 and you can buy in for half of the largest stack so it gets a little more profitable than you'd expect. in January alone i think i made 7k over 3 trips (including the crazy night at the beau rivage) which works out to a ridiculous hourly rate.

my car got totalled so i take the hour-long bus trip down to New Orleans for 12 dollars roundtrip (which is actually way cheaper than taking your own car) and i stay at a friends for the weekend playing poker all day. i play with a 2 buyin stop loss but i've never had a losing session in the past four weeks in January. when i'm up like 5+ buyins i flip for a hundred at the end of the session but i should stop. i picked black the last four times i flipped and lost them all wtf. i think i'm betting 410 dollars on the next flip and if i win that, i'd be up and i can stop flipping peacefully.

...

in contrast, online poker is just wayy too gay. those KK vs. AA twice-in-a-row, 23o > TT, AQo > AA sessions used to be fun but now they just don't cut it for me. i'd rather play live where those things at least FEEL like a rarity. online poker makes me feel worthless so i think i'll just quit.



on a brighter note, i cashed in three of the last 11+Rs I've played so I might just play tourneys online.

good luck everyone!

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post-failed shot:

NL25-NL50



plus my ex called me after two years about some money that i owe her ($2,000). even though before we broke up i wrote her a check... which she REFUSED to take at the time.

god what a controlling, unaccomodating, bipolar bitch! she was pretty much the worst thing that ever happened to me...

except her D-cups.

anyways, what the fuck is going on here?!?!

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lol 2 buyin shot

it was fun while it lasted

back to 50NL fuckfest

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i realize how much i absolutely SUCK at poker and how i have NO idea what i'm doing when i'm playing.

it gets me a little down but what can i do but keep playing?

i'm getting coaching as SOON as i can afford it. i'd absolutely LOVE to get a good coach.

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in the history of 1/2?

lol prob not but it was the most entertaining table i've ever played in the few hundred k hands i've played in my entire poker experience.

anyways, i'll start off with the end. i was sitting with $3200 when i got up. 16 fucking buyins WTF?!?!

after i got kicked out of my house, i went straight over to my degen friend's house and spent the night there, because he and i were planning to go down to new orleans to play at the casino there. but when i found out that there was a WPT event going on at the Beau Rivage in Biloxi, Mississippi, and that one of my chinese friends had driven over there to play the cash games vs. tourney donks, we thought'd it be better if we played there instead. after all, i only had 1.5 buyins lol and needed him to stake me.

i wrote a long post but decided it was all very boring so i'll just pick out some interesting facts:

i lost the 300 i brought, lost my friend's 200, lost another 100 and was sitting with 100 dollars, miserable as hell.

ground that up a little back to 200 when i found AA in the SB. some nit in the CO raised to 24 vs. a weak passive fish and i flatted from the sb. fish folded and the flop came A74r. i had been actively donkleading earlier so i lead again for 50 dollars and he insta shoved all in with AK and that was the first big pot of the night.

the next big pot was when i had JJ on the button and UTG (this guy is the KEY CHARACTER that changed the dynamics at the table and turned EVERYONE at the table into psycho maniacs) raised to 10. i 4x'd his raise and snap called his shove for 100bbs. the board came out low and i scooped the pot. he had AK. funny thing is, the dealer had flipped an ace while dealing out the hole cards and UTG STILL pushed all-in with his AK anyways. wtf? HAHA

mike sat to my right and the first sick hand of the night happened. he held AA and opened for a standard raise of 20 dollars or 10bb lol. the monkey with the AK in the previous hand is in the BB and calls. flop comes TJQ. BB checks, mike bets 30, BB insta.. i mean INSTA fucking raises to 100. mike shoves, BB SNAP calls. turn is a J, river is a K, giving mike a straight. BB flips over T4dd for the funniest 300bb pot ever.

that was an important hand because BB went the most epic king kong monkey tilt i've ever seen and it was INFECTIOUS. the WHOLE FUCKING table started throwing money EVERYWHERE because of that one guy. WOW.

after he lost that hand, he bought in for 150bbs and proceeded to open raise to 14bbs EVERY SINGLE HAND for the next 8 or so hands. and he just absolutely DEMOLISHED the table with the most monstrous luck i've ever seen. he stacked mike with Qd4c vs. mike's 44 on a T7Q4K board when the 4th club came on the river. obv the 200bb stacks went in on the turn lol.

after he won that hand, he just went apeshit and started 3betting/calling 4bets with absolute trash. everyone was SHOCKED when he folded, which happened like once.

anyways, on to a key hand. i picked up 77 on the hijack and limped it in. king kong raises to 17 from the SB and i called. he was sitting with ~350bbs and i covered. DING DING DING flop came 873r and he cbet some random ass number like 53 (into a 34 dollar pot lol). i called with apparent hesitation. turn came a 6 and he bet 76 which i also smooth called. river came a six and he bet some random ass figure again like 153 and i thought for a bit, picked up the 10 hundred dollar bills from my stack (oh, they let us use the hundred dollar bills on the table) and never felt more sick as i pushed him all in for 200bbs more. he announced that he had a 6 like he was the shit of the world and SNAP CALLED with K6s. so that was a nice little 700bb pot for me.

maybe like 30 mins later, he took his freshly bought 400 and built it up to 800 MASSIVELY sucking out on AK with K3, K on flop, both hands all in on the turn for 200bbs and he binked a 3 on the river. by this time, everyone at the table had adjusted and tpgk became the immortal nuts on the flop for shoving 200bbs in. 3 betting was done every other hand and multiway 3bet pots happened EACH TIME because everyone was so eager to flop top pair so they can win multiple buyins. i was straddling every BB and told mike to do so as well since being last to act preflop gave you a HUGE edge. plus, straddling had a sort of a mulitplier effect on the level of preflop spew that you'd see at the table so that worked out well.

second big hand of the night. i limped A7dd and king kong raised again from the SB and i flatted. flop came 843dd and he lead smallish... like pot. turn came 8d and he barrelled for like halfpot and i raised for a hundred more. the guy IMMEDIATELY roars out ALL IN for 600 hundred dollars more and i don't think i've EVER called a 2x pot shove for 400bbs deep faster. hell i'm not sure whether he shoved all in first or i called first. he announces, DIAMONDSSSS and flips over KJdd. lol pretty sick set up for an 900bbs pot right there, yay.

and most other hands were pretty uninteresting after that. for example, i opened AQ ep to 26 and i got 3bet to 126 vs. someone who was tilting just as much as the king kong himself. he was sitting 300bbs deep. i called oop with AQo in a hugely bloated pot since flopping any A or Q means im shipping it in for tons more and getting called. i run good at life and flop a Q and he bet out 200, after which i shipped it in for 300 more, but he folded =/

mike and i cashed out around 5k that night from that one 1/2 table. eariler that night, he turned 10 dollars at the slot machine into 80 by hitting triple 7s. we took that money, went to the blackjack table and turned it into 200 in 5 mins. he went to cash that out when i stopped him and said, "dude let's go flip for a hundred at the roulette table". the cashier told us to bet it on black, so we did and won it. we then took another hundred and bet it on red, and we won that too. $10 into $400 in 10 minuites, sick. we tipped the cashier, the roulette dealer and the floorman and got back to our hotel room and ordered steak and eggs which was fucking delicious.

oh and i almost forgot... the chinese friend got egged on by this black guy to flip with him with hole cards only and lost three in a row to J hi, 44, and Ace high for 6k. LOL chinese people are fucking crazy.

well that was a fun night. i can go back to new orleans till school starts on tuesday and play with a pretty comfortable roll for a little while.

heh. i don't mean to advertise myself as a stupid douchebag microstakes grinder who smelled green for the first time in his life, but i just wanted to show you guys some proof of this most epic night in my poker career thus far:

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