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I have never in my life prematurely ejaculated until today.


















The most gorgeous and the fastest race track ever. Cars were flying. Quiet literally.
Well, trust me, they were. Unfortunately i cant find images of that. So youll have to take my word for it!

Mandatory pit babes.







Unfortunately the geographical location made it impossible to provide us with abundance of great cleavage shots F1 pits are so famed for.

A neat gallery from ITV here. More stunning pictures will be popping up soon i would expect, so keep checking, f1-live.com and formula1.com.

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What do you think? McCain was obviously as always a bloody monkey. Dont think i have to explain myself on that one. Obama tho, to be honest, extremely dissapointing. Somewhere midway campaign i did claim that both candidates were idiots, its just that McCain was simply unacceptable. But then Obama started coming through and i started to a bit believe that he was indeed special. Still hope that he is and his weak performance in debate was just a fluke. I cant believe how he was completely unprepared to rebuttal McCain's personal attacks, really, was he expecting McCain to actually talk about economics and foreign policy.

At least we all know whatll happen in Biden-Palin debate. Poor woman.

EDIT: Oh i jumped the gun there a bit. No we dont exactly know. Theres still the question of whether Sarah will be able to answer a single question straight in this campaign.

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[x] Aces cracked
[x] Aces cracked
[x] Set over set
[x] Set over set
[x] Kings into Aces
[x] Overpair into set

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So so so so so so
Whos staying up to watch it.
So exciting, so exciting.
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Nakahara vs Sik Yoon
Oh man the japanese and the brazilians. Never a boring fight.
Like, for example Rich Franklin is surely a great fighter who probably would destroy both of them, but comeon, jab it and play safe UFC style gets a bit boring doesnt it.
Manhoef vs Mousasi
Dissapoiting tbh. Manhoef is such a stud, i was hoping so bad he would Quinton Jacksoned Mousasi in that triangle;(. Also on a related note Manhoef vs Anderson would be such a sick sick match if it went on the feet. If there is a MW who can outstrike Anderson its Manhoef
Jacare vs Galesic
I think i just came. Back to the point of Anderson, how can he claim he proved everything he had to prove until he faces Jacare. I hope the retirement talk is just to hustle UFC.
Nakamura vs Martins
Another quality brazilian fighter, big suprise Has a long way to go ofc but for international debut its really nice. Move the fucking head thoPP And yeah this kinda mutes the point i made about andrews vs sik yoon fight) I did enjoy Nakamura when he found his pocket, just was fun to watch. Maybe im just racist tho!
Kharitonov vs Ambriz
Anyone expected anything else? Gay rope groping tho. And too bad that Mo couldnt come. Now that would be an awesome fight.

After the fight Kharitonov said that he couldnt fight sooner cos he had a shoulder injury but now its all healed, and he will continue to fight and hopefully win for the fans.
Yamamoto vs Tokoro
Well, not much to say here, quality fight no doubt.
Kid's bro? Surely got his antics^^
Funaki vs Minowa
No comment really
Sakurai vs Hironaka
There is just this quality in Sakurai that just makes him so enjoyable to watch, hes such a dope guy
Akiyama vs Noob
Im gonna be bawlin as always during Akiyama entrace
Akiyama just seems so unmotivated to fight those nonames they throw at him. Stop the hatin, find hima real opponent plz. Akiyama vs Jacare after GP for the title plx^^
If that Hidehiko Yoshida he wants thatd be a sick judo fight, sick sick sick
Crocop vs Overeem
Whats with Crocop? He used to be the most feared striker on the planet and now hes so sloppy. That is really sad.
Hate Overeem. Such a cunt, really, always dived when in trouble, got no heart and kicks people in the balls? Ruined such an awesome match up. Fuck Overeem.
Mousasi vs Jacare
Wow unexpected. Sick takedowns by Jacare for sure that face-flat ankle pick funny stuff. Anyway Jacare got caught! Hell be back!

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And one commentator goes "There is no free river card" and the other one laughs and goes "yea no suck out."

AM I GOING INSANE? Why would they talk about poker???????????????????????
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Yeah i have no fucking clue what my last graph was of. Confusing. Heres the graph that seems proper. I found my leak too, i need to pay closer attention to numbers.





what the fucking how am i so bad at 6max!:O Man. I guess im just gonna avoid it alltogether.
And i always felt pretty confident at 6max, much more so then at FR.

Another weird thing is that



My profit on the button is nonexistant and the most money won is in the blinds? in fact 3x as much in SB as anywhere else? Am i reading the graph wrong?



My AQs is doing really bad it seems, at -184$=O I dont even know how will have to look over the HH. My AQo is +34.

My AKs is at -43 while my AKo is 2nd biggest winner at 336$. Weird.

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lul.

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Ever since i moved up to NL50 i only see nits. It seems like at every table there is 3 10/5s 3 20/10s and only 2 players that spew money. Is that normal? My graph has been dead set on 0. Up down up down, always 0 in the end. Is that just bad luck with table or do i have to adjust and loosen up?

I usually play FR but i also play 6m sometimes and it wasnt better at all. Same nits. Ive been changing like 20 tables a session, just running into same nits over and over.

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1. Opponent is a complete fish, something like 54/4 but the 4 doesnt mean 4% top it seemed like he just raised whatever he felt like raising. I felt like he'd call a shove with any A on this flop, and if he had AT, well i still had some outs But hypothetically against a solid opponent, how do we play post-flop here? 2/3pot flop, fold to a shove? As played flop, call turn, fold to a river shove?
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   PokerStars Game #20301564691: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 16:04:23 ET
   Table 'Peiroos II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
   Seat 1: Hansaboy30 ($36.85 in chips)
   Seat 2: ddbr ($12.15 in chips)
   Seat 3: Poolie34 ($11.80 in chips)
   Seat 4: PPPP77 ($51 in chips)
   Seat 5: azzdro ($34.40 in chips)
   Seat 6: CylusBallin ($52.25 in chips)
   azzdro: posts small blind $0.25
   CylusBallin: posts big blind $0.50
   
   Holecards(Odds)
   Dealt to PPPP77
   Hansaboy30: calls $0.50
   ddbr: folds
   Poolie34: folds
   PPPP77 : raises $2 to $2.50
   azzdro: folds
   CylusBallin: folds
   Hansaboy30: raises $2 to $4.50
   PPPP77 : raises $6.50 to $11
   Hansaboy30: calls $6.50
   
   Flop(Odds) (Pot : $22.75)
   
      
   Hansaboy30: checks
   PPPP77 : checks
   
   Turn(Odds) (Pot : $22.75)
   
      
   Hansaboy30: bets $5.50
   PPPP77 : raises $34.50 to $40 and is all-in
   Hansaboy30: calls $20.35 and is all-in
   Uncalled bet ($14.15) returned to PPPP77
   
   River (Pot : $74.45)
   
      
   
   Showdown
   Hansaboy30: shows (two pair, Kings and Queens)
   PPPP77 : mucks hand
   Hansaboy30 collected $71.45 from pot
   
   Summary
   Total pot $74.45 | Rake $3
   Board  
   Seat 1: Hansaboy30 showed and won ($71.45) with two pair, Kings and Queens
   Seat 2: ddbr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 3: Poolie34 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 4: PPPP77 (button) mucked
   Seat 5: azzdro (small blind) folded before Flop
   Seat 6: CylusBallin (big blind) folded before Flop

   
   

2. Is this 3bet too high or just fine?
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   Submitted by : SfydjkLm
   

   PokerStars Game #20301874082: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 16:17:03 ET
   Table 'Virtus III' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
   Seat 1: Noble007 ($49.50 in chips)
   Seat 2: PPPP77 ($48.25 in chips)
   Seat 3: kyldyl08 ($10.45 in chips)
   Seat 4: sofithekill ($59.05 in chips)
   Seat 5: SmutsHarry ($50.50 in chips)
   Seat 6: MidwestDon ($117.30 in chips)
   Noble007: posts small blind $0.25
   PPPP77 : posts big blind $0.50
   
   Holecards
   Dealt to PPPP77
   kyldyl08: calls $0.50
   sofithekill: raises $1.50 to $2
   SmutsHarry: folds
   MidwestDon: folds
   Noble007: folds
   PPPP77 : raises $5 to $7
   kyldyl08: folds
   sofithekill: folds
   Uncalled bet ($5) returned to PPPP77
   PPPP77 collected $4.75 from pot
   PPPP77 : doesn't show hand
   
   Summary
   Total pot $4.75 | Rake $0
   Seat 1: Noble007 (small blind) folded before Flop
   Seat 2: PPPP77 (big blind) collected ($4.75)
   Seat 3: kyldyl08 folded before Flop
   Seat 4: sofithekill folded before Flop
   Seat 5: SmutsHarry folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 6: MidwestDon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

   
   

3. Fish from hand 1. What about the river? Should i have 3bet? Im pretty sure he doesnt even realise that there is a full house on board. Was i just gunshy after hand 1? I would be extremely agressive there if it was a good player cos the only hand that beats me then is QQ, but in case of this guy i thought he mightve been playing any 8 there.
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   PokerStars Game #20302381706: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 16:37:50 ET
   Table 'Peiroos II' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
   Seat 1: Hansaboy30 ($58.45 in chips)
   Seat 2: cooltul ($52.15 in chips)
   Seat 3: cujweena ($21.30 in chips)
   Seat 4: PPPP77 ($56.70 in chips)
   Seat 6: mackey239 ($57.30 in chips)
   mackey239: posts small blind $0.25
   Hansaboy30: posts big blind $0.50
   
   Holecards(Odds)
   Dealt to PPPP77
   cooltul: folds
   cujweena: folds
   PPPP77 : raises $1.50 to $2
   mackey239: folds
   Hansaboy30: calls $1.50
   
   Flop(Odds) (Pot : $4.25)
   
      
   Hansaboy30: checks
   PPPP77 : checks
   
   Turn(Odds) (Pot : $4.25)
   
      
   Hansaboy30: checks
   PPPP77 : checks
   
   River (Pot : $4.25)
   
      
   Hansaboy30: checks
   PPPP77 : bets $3
   Hansaboy30: raises $3 to $6
   PPPP77 : calls $3
   
   Showdown
   Hansaboy30: shows (a flush, Ace high)
   PPPP77 : shows (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
   PPPP77 collected $15.45 from pot
   
   Summary
   Total pot $16.25 | Rake $0.80
   Board  
   Seat 1: Hansaboy30 (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, Ace high
   Seat 2: cooltul folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 3: cujweena folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 4: PPPP77 (button) showed and won ($15.45) with a full house, Eights full of Aces
   Seat 6: mackey239 (small blind) folded before Flop

   
   

4. Villian is very solid, was 27/17 at this hand, i was very confused because i figured there is only 1 hand in his range id beat there- A8s.
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   Submitted by : SfydjkLm
   

   PokerStars Game #20302447643: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 16:40:28 ET
   Table 'Virtus III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
   Seat 1: icedirk ($35.75 in chips)
   Seat 2: PPPP77 ($55.20 in chips)
   Seat 4: sofithekill ($78.70 in chips)
   Seat 5: SmutsHarry ($54.05 in chips)
   Seat 6: bl4cksky1 ($54.45 in chips)
   bl4cksky1: posts small blind $0.25
   icedirk: posts big blind $0.50
   F.Torres777: sits out
   
   Holecards(Odds)
   Dealt to PPPP77
   PPPP77 : raises $1.50 to $2
   sofithekill: calls $2
   SmutsHarry: folds
   bl4cksky1: calls $1.75
   icedirk: folds
   
   Flop(Odds) (Pot : $6.50)
   
      
   bl4cksky1: checks
   PPPP77 : bets $4.50
   sofithekill: folds
   bl4cksky1: calls $4.50
   
   Turn(Odds) (Pot : $15.50)
   
      
   bl4cksky1: checks
   PPPP77 : bets $9
   bl4cksky1: calls $9
   
   River (Pot : $33.50)
   
      
   bl4cksky1: checks
   PPPP77 : checks
   
   Showdown
   bl4cksky1: shows (a full house, Sixes full of Sevens)
   PPPP77 : shows (a full house, Sixes full of Nines)
   PPPP77 collected $31.90 from pot
   
   Summary
   Total pot $33.50 | Rake $1.60
   Board  
   Seat 1: icedirk (big blind) folded before Flop
   Seat 2: PPPP77 showed and won ($31.90) with a full house, Sixes full of Nines
   Seat 4: sofithekill folded on the Flop
   Seat 5: SmutsHarry (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 6: bl4cksky1 (small blind) showed and lost with a full house, Sixes full of Sevens
   
   27/17

   
   

5. Same villian, 27/20 now, 3B- 9%
   Me- 14/12 3b call-50% CB F=0%
   Throwing out results, is that correct play? I mean i only beat a squeeze pretty much(which i figured it was)
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   Submitted by : SfydjkLm
   

   PokerStars Game #20303309578: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 17:14:33 ET
   Table 'Virtus III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
   Seat 1: icedirk ($61.55 in chips)
   Seat 2: PPPP77 ($51.60 in chips)
   Seat 3: LkatMynuts ($37.90 in chips)
   Seat 5: hyt58 ($81 in chips)
   Seat 6: bl4cksky1 ($146.15 in chips)
   bl4cksky1: posts small blind $0.25
   icedirk: posts big blind $0.50
   TheSlinger: sits out
   
   Holecards
   Dealt to PPPP77
   PPPP77 : raises $1.50 to $2
   LkatMynuts: folds
   hyt58: calls $2
   LkatMynuts leaves the table
   bl4cksky1: raises $7 to $9
   icedirk: calls $8.50
   PPPP77 : calls $7
   hyt58: folds
   
   Flop (Pot : $29.00)
   
      
   bl4cksky1: bets $20
   icedirk: folds
   PPPP77 : raises $22.60 to $42.60 and is all-in
   bl4cksky1: folds
   Uncalled bet ($22.60) returned to PPPP77
   PPPP77 collected $67 from pot
   PPPP77 : doesn't show hand
   
   Summary
   Total pot $69 | Rake $2
   Board  
   Seat 1: icedirk (big blind) folded on the Flop
   Seat 2: PPPP77 collected ($67)
   Seat 3: LkatMynuts folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 5: hyt58 (button) folded before Flop
   Seat 6: bl4cksky1 (small blind) folded on the Flop
   
   villian 27/20 extremely solid
   3B- 9%
   
   Me- 14/12 3b call-50% CB F=0%
   

   
   

6. Flat the 3bet maybe, and take original raised for the ride or just shortstack's stack is fine and we dont wanta multiway?
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   Submitted by : SfydjkLm
   

   PokerStars Game #20303422760: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 17:19:03 ET
   Table 'Peiroos II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
   Seat 1: Slipp1 ($54.80 in chips)
   Seat 2: Denab ($28.20 in chips)
   Seat 3: DarthT8r ($59.10 in chips)
   Seat 4: PPPP77 ($52.90 in chips)
   Seat 5: cb4mvp ($106.20 in chips)
   Seat 6: mackey239 ($57.25 in chips)
   DarthT8r: posts small blind $0.25
   PPPP77 : posts big blind $0.50
   
   Holecards(Odds)
   Dealt to PPPP77
   cb4mvp has timed out
   cb4mvp: folds
   cb4mvp is sitting out
   mackey239: raises $1.50 to $2
   Slipp1: folds
   cb4mvp has returned
   Denab: raises $3.50 to $5.50
   DarthT8r: folds
   PPPP77 : raises $9.50 to $15
   mackey239: folds
   Denab: calls $9.50
   
   Flop(Odds) (Pot : $32.25)
   
      
   PPPP77 : bets $37.90 and is all-in
   Denab: calls $13.20 and is all-in
   Uncalled bet ($24.70) returned to PPPP77
   
   Turn(Odds) (Pot : $58.65)
   
      
   
   River (Pot : $58.65)
   
      
   
   Showdown
   PPPP77 : shows (a pair of Aces)
   Denab: mucks hand
   Denab leaves the table
   PPPP77 collected $55.80 from pot
   
   Summary
   Total pot $58.65 | Rake $2.85
   Board  
   Seat 1: Slipp1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 2: Denab (button) mucked
   Seat 3: DarthT8r (small blind) folded before Flop
   Seat 4: PPPP77 (big blind) showed and won ($55.80) with a pair of Aces
   Seat 5: cb4mvp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 6: mackey239 folded before Flop
   

   
   

7. Bet more flop, bet turn, fold to turn raise correct?
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   Submitted by : SfydjkLm
   

   PokerStars Game #20303515231: Hold'em No Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2008/09/10 17:22:44 ET
   Table 'Pompeja' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
   Seat 1: PPPP77 ($49.80 in chips)
   Seat 3: bl4cksky1 ($50 in chips)
   Seat 4: steeff5 ($39.10 in chips)
   Seat 5: ALJONES063 ($30.90 in chips)
   Seat 6: chanel47 ($17.95 in chips)
   chanel47: posts small blind $0.25
   PPPP77 : posts big blind $0.50
   The Berglar: sits out
   
   Holecards
   Dealt to PPPP77
   bl4cksky1: folds
   steeff5: calls $0.50
   ALJONES063: calls $0.50
   chanel47: calls $0.25
   PPPP77 : checks
   
   Flop (Pot : $2.00)
   
      
   chanel47: checks
   PPPP77 : bets $1
   steeff5: calls $1
   ALJONES063: calls $1
   chanel47: calls $1
   
   Turn (Pot : $6.00)
   
      
   chanel47: checks
   PPPP77 : checks
   steeff5: bets $4
   ALJONES063: calls $4
   chanel47: calls $4
   PPPP77 : folds
   
   River (Pot : $18.00)
   
      
   chanel47: checks
   steeff5: bets $13
   ALJONES063: folds
   chanel47: folds
   Uncalled bet ($13) returned to steeff5
   steeff5 collected $17.15 from pot
   
   Summary
   Total pot $18 | Rake $0.85
   Board  
   Seat 1: PPPP77 (big blind) folded on the Turn
   Seat 3: bl4cksky1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
   Seat 4: steeff5 collected ($17.15)
   Seat 5: ALJONES063 (button) folded on the River
   Seat 6: chanel47 (small blind) folded on the River

   
   

Planning to stay on 50 at least until 2009 unless ofc ill have to move back down;(

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