So i took the milkman challenge yesterday after i read his blog about drinking all day and playing HU. I started drinking at 4pm and playing some reg heads up on 2 tables. I quickly accumulated a $750 profit raping his soul and stuff but then i lost 2 huge like 500 dollar pots to him and broke even. sigh. Then I made some burritos and ate them while watching gomtv and my friend called me and we went backroading (drinking and driving on back roads, you arent gonna get it or understand unless you're a redneck). Before we went though we went to the gas station to get beer and in pulled a girl who im really good friends with and one of my ex fuck buddies was with her. I hate my ex fuck buddy with an immense passion so i obv ignored her and eventually after drinking enough me and my friend decided fuck it two girls and two guys is better than 2dudes so we picked them up. I was obv being a huge douche and having an insanely fun time singing really loud and being the greatest DJ of all time. Ex fuck buddy kept asking me to come sit in the back seat with her but i obv turned her down knowing in the back of my mind that i would eventually find my way back there but oh well, the more she tries to get it and the longer i wait the more she wants it so i had to make sure to play my hand right.
soooooooo a few beers later i mingle my way into the back seat and she just starts making out with me lolol, i tell her to take her top off and she complies and here we go i got a live sex show starting, right???????? she wont take her pants off so wtfever, fail, i start ignoring her and she keeps rubbing up on me but wont take her pants off so whatever. Then like, im really confused what happened but somehow we ended up back at my house and the girls leaving and her screaming "WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK SONYA" as i was standing outside my truck dumbfounded and shirtless.
so... we're going out tonight. i haven't gotten laid in a while, run good one time???????
and she gave me a fucking hickey, im getting revenge.
when the lines start to skyrocket apart is me starting to play like 12-16 tables instead of my old 4-8. I think im running 800 dollars below expectation and losing insane amounts of money without showdown winnings, is that correct as to what this graph is saying??? I dont have PT3 so this graph is from PokerEV and pt2.
just wanna make sure that this means that im spewing lots of money in non showdown situations or something. My game is a completely different game when im mass tabling so im assuming im just leaking everywhere but i want to be reassured of this
edit 2 - this is my april results btw although my converter is missing at least 500 in profit im up way more than its saying i am.
edit 3 - its missing 6k hands im assuming thats why i dont have all my profitz. wtf why am i missing hands
Ok. There is something wrong with me. I have an unreal focus the past week, it's indescribable. I have been playing the longest sessions of poker in my life and sleeping a maximum of 2 hours a day. During my waking hours I am playing poker almost the entire day long (40k hands already this month playing not that many tables). This is obviously amazing because its exactly what I need to do cause im not really comforable playing for a living @ nl100. I have a br i dont think i could ever bust @ nl100 but I still feel sketchy about having 5k and expecting to make a living off of it when i have nothing saved up in the bank.
The problem lies in why the fuck am i not sleeping??? It can't be healthy to only sleep 1-2 hours a day and I want to sleep. I TRY to sleep but I fail. I decided to chase the gold card 500 rake race type thing on cake and am currently in the top 10. I played poker for 14 hours straight. I tried to lay down and sleep because i felt mentally and physically exhausted but I just laid there unable to sleep at all. My solution??? play more hands sigh.
In the spirit of realizing fayth is right and I should quit trying to live like a baller for 6months and just save my money and really be able to ball I havent drank a drop of alcohol in the past week. I really hope that this doesnt have something to do with it. I really really hope that my sleep isnt dependent on drinking that would be awful. I guess this is a blessing in some way but it could turn into the worst thing that ever happened to me if my life is fucked up for a period of time longer than I want it to be. I used to play 10-15k hands a month MAXIMUM and lose focus constantly and was literally the biggest failure of a grinder ever. Now I'm playing 15k hands in a session np.
<3 life right now but i hope stuff gets rearranged soon.
took nl200 shot #2 but i took this one way too far however i guess it worked out. I played for 8 hours straight i think on every nl200 table running on cake which was usually about 8 but got up to 10 i think. It woulda hurt ridiculously bad to quit at rock bottom. It woulda hurt my pride anyway my br is still fine regardless when i was @ rock bottom but i was quitting if i lost 200 more. Glad I came out of the hole and actually turned a nice $400 profit at the end + probably a pretty decent deal of rakeback.
EDIT - NONE OF MY HIGH ROLLER FRIENDS ARE ONLINE WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO BUY HALF OF MY ACTION IN THE $162 HU SCOOP?
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decided to give myself room for losing 3 buyins and i lost my 3 buyins. I got raped so hard by this guy that bet 1/2 pot with nothing and full pot with the nuts. Regardless of the fact that I knew what he had at all times it didnt matter because he wins @ life apparently and worships the cake chef gods or something no idea. I wish i could flop straights and trips as often as that dude, life would be way ez. The worst part was that he would have some comment like "yawn" or "donk" after anytime i did anything iadf;aof fuck that nerd. From what i seen the game looks nittier if that's possible than nl100 and didnt really look any harder but was obv just one session and maybe i got good regs (there aren't fish on cake after nl20 only regs albeit no good regs)
he took like 1k off of me while i won vs everyone else, ridiculous. Guess I'll win 600 and try again
Pretty much my 2nd fulltime month ever. This is all 2-12 tabling although mostly 4-8 tabling. I put in a LOT of hours and tried really hard so it feels amazing to have that all work out with results that i'm very proud of. It doesn't look like I'm gonna get to move up to nl200 any time soon cause i wanna have pretty hefty pockets before I do but nonetheless very satisfied with the results and I'm pretty upset about not getting to move up to nl200. That's ok though cause these are basically the only nl100 hands ive played in 2 years or something so there's prob still stuff for me to learn here, 40k hands isn't much.
Just cashed out every bit of profit i made this month at poker because i didnt realize how fucked up my financial situation is. I gotta quit living like so much of a baller apparently or all ballers are massively in debt.
Looking forward to being in the green again but fuck its so depressing . I guess there will be no nl200 when I get my rakeback check.
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. I guess there will be no nl200 when I get my rakeback check.
