Hi. I'm wilswils.

A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS, OR IN THIS CASE, 25K HANDS.



Synopsis:

- First 5k hands to learn how to beat 25nl FR multi tabling.
- Hands 5-18k (adding in the non graphed 5k hands) , everything comes together and i start winning.
- Hands 19k-25k SICK cooler / bad beat downswing.
- Hand 25k+ GOIN BACK UPLOLZ

remember there were 5k ungraphed hands.

HEEERE WE GOOOOO (mario voice)

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running pretty bad with coolers and the usual bad beats and such over 10k hands, thought i'd be on track for 50NL ez but apparently luck does not want me to~


somehow ive been able to scrounge up that im only down about 6 BI's. Hopefully this rides over soon ;;

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Down 6.5 BI's within 450 hands as favorite 7/8, and even money 1/8

standard right? someone share some stories with me to make me feel better haha

id like to state im neither angry nor tilted, just sorta shocked ...usually im used to slow downswings not super sharp and sudden ones ;o

oh well, nature of the game!

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Title edit: The road to BR recovery to 100nl!

Well, this month overall has been pretty decent as far as poker has gone. I finally ended up getting out of my horrible 3 month downswing, and i got to play a decent amount this month.

Final results are (hold em manager is fucked atm, so no pretty pics for you guys D

Sample Size: 19.8k @ 25NL FR @ 6-8 Table
Initial starting BR, end of september: 195$
Ending October BR, October 29: 597$

BB/100: 8.5
VPIP: 23.8
PFR: 10.5
Won $ @ SD: 53%
Flop Cbet: 54.1%

Rakeback: 105~$ 2nd week of November
Bonuses: 50$ Bonus (20% cleared)

Gifts to self:
-22'' Viewsonic monitor (can easily fit 9 tables)
-finally got a cordless keyboard/mouse, no more tangled cords = VICTORY
Thoughts on play:
I played pretty ABC as far as penny FR grinding goes, i semi bluffed a bit too hard in some spots and ultimately bet myself out of the hand, which cause my winrate / profits to take a hit. That's one of my biggest weaknesses atm, as well as trying to think too high a level above 25nl grinders. I've been making really good laydowns however~ i always forget that unlike 6 max, FR you actually HAVE to make a big lay down when you have 2nd or 3rd nuts sometimes.

Goals:
-Hopefully mid november i can finally get back on the road of making decent coinage @ 50NL ( SO INSTEAD OF PLAYING FOR NAPKINS IM PLAYING FOR CHEESEBURGERS) with rakeback + bonus kicking in. My ultimate goal is to get back to 100NL where i belong D:, but that's still a ways off and ill cross that bridge when i get there.

-I'm going to stick to 6 tables. I tried over 6+ tables and found my attention to hand detail affecting me a bit, perhaps when i gain even more practice i'll add in one or two more.

-I've developed a great system to ration myself when it comes to playing sessions, i generally play around 500-1k hand sessions once or twice a day. If I drop a few buyins due to variance or whatnot, i'll take the day off. I need to do this more often. I dont think i'm suceptible to tilt, but i DO play noticabely weaker if i take a couple bad beats, subconciously i think i tilt.


That's october in review, maybe november will be great and i'll hop back into some live games for some LOLCASINODEGEN stories complete with MSpaint.

-Wils

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3 months of terribleness , im up about 400~ over 9k hands @ 25NL x 6-7 tables >>


its weird posting winning days


ironically enough, today was a losing day after a shitload of semi bluffs / big draws missed, but meh, good to still be making money this month >>

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Handyman took a piss in our downstairs bathroom

beat: shed his pubes all over the rim

bigger beat: have to pick them up or family will think they were mine

BAD BEAT

at least i wore gloves to protect my hand

LOL.

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Hallo LP'ers and creepers alike, hope you're all running well. BECAUSE I AM NOT LOL.

Anyway, i've been having a pretty lame downswingish poker swing that has extended to 3 months - august was breakeven at the start, then a big downswing that lost me 2/3 my BR at the end, and september saw me breakeven - losing a bit, this month i actually posted my first positive sessions, but still nothing spectacular, and im a couple buyins below
even. BBV for this month goes as follows:

Beats:
Online: +40dollars @ 6 table 25nl FR after 10k+ hands (LEWlLZXLAZNZXNASFNASFN this tilts me hard)
Live: -480$ after about 5-6 sessions @ about ... 100 hands a session i'd guess? : (20h / hr seems fair)
-Ticket from a police officer: 300$ (Which i will talk about the story in detail soon.)
-Getting roasted in school because focusing too much on poker T-T
-Midterms #2 in 2 weeks.
-Sour starburst blue tastes like dog shit
-I downloaded some mp3s from limewire that ended up being fucked by the RIAA, aka, id be listening and id be like sweet this is pretty ADHSDHZAHHHHHHHHWHATTHEFUCKMYEARS


Brag:
I got a fuckload of strawberry starburst in the package i brought.
Orange is surprisingly delicious.
I got a shitload of cookies by george. Delicious.
I'm not fat.
I got a 80gig ipod , engraved for 100$ . tyvm
Father is paying the ticket. LOL SHIP IT DAD.
I work at best buy, with the most girls in my department.
(Subtle beat: none are hittable.)

Variance:
Looking for another poker site to grind deposit bonus mayhaps.
Switching from 25NL to 10$ Sng's. The 50$ im getting a month isnt quite worth it for now. Might stick back to rakeback when i move up to 50NL and such. MOVE UP WHERE THEY RESPECT UR RAIZES

Ticket story in detail.



I just got off the phone with phil who wanted to go to the casino where we have achieved somewhat-regular-but-we-still-aren't-degens STATUS. I hop into my ballin ride (05' Ford focus, candy red, it brings all the honies to the yard , because my milkshake is somewhat better than other alternatives) and drive off.

Anyway, so i'm goin off to pick up phil and take my usual route through a quiet hospital zone that has a 4 way stop. Picture that in your head. I have drawn a helpful diagram to help you out. actually no, fuck it, picture a godamn 4 way stop


I arrive at his crib and he hops his french ass into my car (yes he is french, and he as an account @ LP. BERATE HIM. FRENCH AGGRO DONK.)Anyway, he's telling me about his usual bad beat stories cause hes horrible and always gets his money in behind, and we're joking and laughing as we drive through the hospital zone again. We stop at the stop sign, proceed to a red light, and turn right after pausing momentarily. We proceed down the street towards our destination when a shitload of red, blue and white lights start wooping in my rear view mirror. I immediately turn to the other lane, and the cop car follows me to the other lane. I think to myself, WTF IM LETTING YOU PASS ME.


It then dawns on me that he is after me. I'm a felon.
After confirming that phil is not an illegal immigrant, we sit patiently as the cop emerges after having us pulled over. He is a husky white male, about 8 feet and 300 pounds, something akin to a dallas cowboy linebacker and who looked like he could bench press my entire car.

He opens his mouth to speak. A surly british accent erupts.
"Suh, Did 'choo know why ai pulled yeh over tonaight?"

"no sir, i did not"

"Well, you rahn a red liaght, and a stop saighn"

"oh i see. I was quite sure i paused at both sir."

"License and registration"

"I dont get it, did i not make a full 3 sec stop? I thought i did, in which case-"

"LICENSE AND REGISTRATION, PLAISE."

I fork over the paperwork and sit as he dials my ass into the computer and phones police hq. Me and phil calmly talk about random shit, like anal rape, and what it'll be like in prison.


He comes back and stuffs a ticket in my face. Saying that if i want to fight the ticket, to go to court in a month. My mouth drops at the 300$ fine.


He then threatens me. Literally.

"If you didnt stop faster i was this | | (finger movement) close to dialing in a code 12498141842 on you and having 20 squad cars coming down to arrest you for running from a cop."

"Oh. I see. i was confused if it was for me or not."

"Well it was. I'm letting you off easy. Next time, ill fine your asian ass for another 300 , and then deport you back to your home country, niggr."

"Sorry, sir, i am asian and i am not of african american - negro heritage."

It is at this point that all shit hit the fan. Luckily phil had his camera phone on stand by, and caught the next scene.

I was grabbed by the scruff of my hair and thrown out of the car onto the pavement. I blacked out shortly thereafter. But this is what phil told me had happened.





We're fighting this shit in court. POLICE BRUTALITY.

EFF THE PO PO.

This story may or may not have been exaggerated a bit.

(His baton was smaller as was his horse)

But i am actually fighting the ticket in court, because he's a liar. wish me luck.

-Wils

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random rant post

finally start upswinging after 1+ month of downswinage

go up 4 BB's in 1500 hands

get KK back to back and end up AIPF vs A6 and 22, respectively

you know the rest

up .5 bi
I CANT HANDLE GRINDING THESE SHITTY PENNY TABLES !@%1NXON NBZXB
dont you hate that shit ;o

ty.

stories still to come

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GOOD MORNING / EVENING FRIENDS. It has been about a week since my last post, i have / had been suffering from a combo of stomach flu, migraines, sleep deprivation from said flu and migraines, and frustration at being unable to get my 200 Internet br rolling (only got it grinded up to 270 after 5k 6 table 25nl FR hands and blowing 2 cheapo 26$ satellite tokens by bustoing out of the 5k and 15k guaranteed in top 25% respectively.)

So what is someone to do when they are frustrated with life and online poker?


LOL PLAY LIVE SO SOME MORE FUCKED UP STORIES CAN BE TOLD TO THE INTERWEB.


OKOK So let us begin. Today i will introduce phil, my buddy. Phil is your typical knows what poker is like enthusiast who is the ballsy aggro donk - lol- all in casino guy who either loses his initial buyin or triples it up regularily. KAMIKAZE POKER is basically how he plays

So on the way i pass through a hospital area to pick up that fgt phil. I pick him up and we start chatting as i roll past an intersection, wait a few secs and turn right @ a red light. WEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO a police siren flashes in my rear view mirror, i think lol someones fukked until i see the cop is coming after me. LOL IRL BAD BEAT.

I get slapped with a 300$ ticket for "failure to stop at a red light", but hes an idiot and just trying to make his pay, even tho i did stop at the red light, just not the full "required" 3 seconds. whatev FK HIS COUCH. 1 outterd irl, so sick


anyways, we decide to head on down to the cas (games are SICK with random high rolled gamblers sitting down to donate for fun- why donating 500+ dollars a night is fun is beyond me)

buy in for a standard 200 ea @ 1/2 NL and we set to work.

Looking around i see the following casino degens:

1) Internet hotshot wearing ipod + shades - 25+
2) Toothless scraggly homeless looking ethiopian guy who was actually pretty good - 30-90
3) BIGGEST FUCKING NIT EVER OMFG ITS LIKE ALL HIS MOVES EMANATED SHIT HE SAW ON WSOP. Like every move he would move sooo slowly, and he'd put his chips in the middle like a nit, non splash, like he'd put them in in a stack all perfect and such. IRL TILT WHEN I SAW HIM.
4) scrub
5) girl i went to high school with
brag: she had a kid
beat: not with me
beat: she was 19 at the time
beat: she's horrible at poker
variance: her boyfriend was in seat 6
6) Insanely looose boyfriend of seat 6. Nice guy.
7) Phil.
8) best player at table ofc, me
9) Smelly boozehound-ish guy.


I look down @ AQo in MP , pop it up to 15 (had 2 limpers ahead) and get seat 1/2 , and seat 5/6 calling, respectably, hotshot, hobo-negro and wife and hubby .

Flop

Kd 4c 4h

5 and 6 check to me while they play table footsies, and i check as well, because i actually wasnt paying that much attention.

Turn

7c

Checked to me again and i fire out 35$, everyone folds and i scoop the easiest pot of the night for me. Hotshot thought for about 10 seconds before mucking, and hobo negro flashed his toothless gums at me before mucking as well.

This was an intresting hand for the following reasons:

I gained 60$, as well as a toothless smile and an angry glare from a guy who was nutriding sammy farha quotes.


"alright, i let you bluff me this time" LOL WHO U THINK U ARE. YOURE JUST A FAT MESS SIR.





There was another hand that i wasnt involved in, in which seat 6, super loose player, called a PF bet of 15$ from nit in seat 3, and they both saw a flop.

2 hearts and a club, all low cards. Nit boy checked, and husband guy fired the pot, nit boy instacalls.

turn is a Ah, and nit boy now fires out. Husband goes all in instantly. Nit boy stares at him, doing some failure chip roll and saying....you got aces?

the entire table about falls asleep as this point as he tries to table talk him in for some reason. anyway, he calls and flips the nut flush (wtf) and husband guy mucks his turned straight.

fucking casino folks.

At one point i get AA in the CO and raise to 25 and get 2 callers (huk huk), ethiopian man accidently flashes a 2d (I Saw his other card, a 3d but i wudnt tell him lo lo l`ol `o `lo ) preflop and we see a flop. I hit a set , and check behind the first 2 who check. Turn is meangingless as i fire out 60 bux, nit man calls.

River is a K , and nit man front bets 40$ (..?) i stare at him for a sec, and said. "you got aces?" and raised him to 100.


He folded It would have been amazing if he had called.

Anyways, donkey phil ends up tripling up after getting AI on a J high flop vs 3 others, and his KJ holds for some reason. He leaves with +300 profit.

I end up bleeding the rest of the night trying to hit cards with stupidly good PF pot odds 10/1 8/1 etc etc , but after the AA and AQ hand im cold for the next 2 hours nothing really exciting happened to me this time, just hands to other people.

I cash out a small 70$ profit (had a 150 profit but i was chasing the big pot ;/) and head home.

more stories later, im sick and tired

ty friends, i promise next entry will be better.

-Wils

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