my br is $1516 right now!?!?! I've played 18k hands or so total and unlocked $180 of my bonus
Cake is like 2-3 limits easier than stars/ftp and im running sorta good i guess but if EV graphs worked or if i even cared about them im pretty sure im at max 1-2 buyins above expectation.
I actually lost quads vs quads yesterday too bad there isn't a bbj
tttt vs qqqq fml
There are prob like 10 nl50 cake regs and i have the sickest image with all of them i'm like the durr of nl50 (lol) I've put my money in with super wide ranges when i thought they were fucking with me and got looked up once or twice and now they all put their money in with aj/77+ against me.
for the most part most everyone you play againt on cake is a reg but they are all pretty dumb it's microstakes though but cake is prob a bit easier than stars/ftp. I only consider the ones who play like 6+ tables at once to be a real reg anyway for cake standards. I get trashtalked daily and I trash talk them back. It's so much fun I look forward to poker every day. I wake up and I _want_ for the first time in suchhhhh a long time to play poker. I grind for 7-8 hours a day 6-8 tabling and I never lose focus or interest it's amazing. There is also pretty much 0 tournaments that tempt me to play on cake they are all shitty and ive ran bad in the ones i played so i have 0 desire to play in any of them. I can't get poker off my mind lately and i've gotta ride this out while i have it because it's amazing having a natural adderall high daily.
I have been talking to a 17 year old girl (i'm 20) lately and i think we are sorta??? dating she is massive amounts of fun and I think she might become the first real girlfriend i've ever had. I took a picture of her i would upload but she thought it was "gross" so maybe i'll have to ninja take another one.
Well i guess you cant use PT and stuff with cake but i decided early this morning as i was waiting up all night to see my lawyer at 830 am because there is no way in hell i was gonna wake up that early as i was browsing lp and seen a "Cake poker 33% rakeback" I thought hmm, deposit bonus + rakeback = win. I'm gonna do it, I get my huge income tax check soon and fuck it i'm just gonna deposit and quit wasting time on supermicrostakes faggot bullshit on stars.
ANYWAYS, so i deposited $500 to cake and wow i ran sooooooooooo good today and the players are sooooooo much worse than on stars it's pretty amazing. I think it's gonna take years to clear the deposit (I think ive played 2-3k hands and only cleared $10 so far)
Anyways my BR as of posting this =$737 and thats purely from playing .1/.2 heads up.
my life is so much happier with poker success in it, i havent been able to win on stars in forever. Hopefully this is just a start to a great thing.
might as well merge my brs if no one wants to stake me (see below if you're interested in that the blog didnt stay on the front page but like 20 minutes last night)
guess i'll just put in 10k hands a day starting at nl5
Alright so I really didn't think it would ever come to this but here is my situation.
I'm off work for a couple weeks because there isn't any work to be done right now. I have like 2.5k liquid dollars to my name and some bills to pay and I'm not comfortable depositing right now + i told myself I would never deposit again. My bankroll is pretty hurt right now because i dropped 50 buyins @ $2 180 mans the other day and tilted off a hundred more dollars playing 1/2 8game.
I have nothing to do for two weeks and I think I'm an A+ investment in 180 mans I'm ranked ~#15 in total profit for 2009 in $2 or less tournaments, ranked ~16th in average ROI over your past 500 games in $2 tournaments and ranked ~9 in $2 sngs with 6 tables or more total income or something like that.
I'll promise to play at least 50 $12 180 mans a day and would assume I can attain a 50% roi relatively easily.
I want a stake to play $12 180 mans and or if you want any mtt with a buyin under $11
so just for fun looking at some numbers if i played for a week @ 50 games a day that's 350 games
so 12 x 350 is $4200 and I'm saying that I can attain a 50% roi that's 2100 profit to be split between you and me however we agree to do it
If anyone is seriously interested you can sharkscope me @ tehskies ps/ftp and see good results from both sites and PM me or hit me up on AIM @ terranupmyheartt or @ msn @ caleb _ 012 _ @ hotmail dot com without the spaces obviously.
edit - apparently dropping 50 buyins hurt my stats and I don't have those 3 achievments on sharkscope anymore, only one of them but I promise I did just 2 days ago and my ROI was over 100% in the $2 180 mans as well I'm not trying to hustle anyone if there is some way to look at sharkscope from 3-4 days ago you'll see it for yourself but I'm not sure how to do that.
So last night in one hour i drank almost a fifth of patron for whatever reason.
I came home to get something and mama bear locked me up in the house I think, I don't really remember wtf happened but my iphone is broken and i have my razr laying beside me LOL
as im typing this im laying here shaking... I dunno wtf is up but i am stilllllll wasted hardcore
I'm so tilted I didn't realize until just today after working a 27 hour work session straight how insanely fucked i'm getting right now
I got put on some entry level tech job that a fucking pet rock could do. I got put on it because my current project hit a slowblock and all of my sites in the region i was working in were finished and as soon as i got home some dude quit and they wanted me to fill his spot on the retard wal-mart debit reader project because somehow in my company after working there for only six months i already have insane respect as a really good tech and all of the project coordinators want me to work for them. I got a really brief description of what i was gonna do and i said fuck it because i hated doing the mcdonalds project and i wanted to try to get away from it.
Anyways, I worked for 27 hours straight over the course of 8 stores and probably 8 hours of those driving and had been awake for 36+ hours straight all to make $400 wtfever I can make fucking $15 an hour at home making porn for the mom's against drunk driving society
on my old project in 27 hours of work i would have made like $2500 or more aodfja;jaf
ANYWAYS I've been playing poker for srsszzz lately and got two adorable spinny shiny stars on sharkscope for total profit in 2009 and here are some cutesy bragsy pussy hands for you guys to bask in and comment on because popeye eats his spinach raw
PokerStars Game #24288688675: Tournament #136524077, $10.00+$0.50 Holdem No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2009/01/26 5:36:14 ET
Table 136524077 1 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: tehskies (1860 in chips)
Seat 2: Mechu87 (1140 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind 10
Mechu87: posts big blind 20
Holecards(Odds) Dealt to tehskies
tehskies said, "i hope youre not a winner @ these"
tehskies: raises 40 to 60
Mechu87: calls 40
Showdown tehskies: shows (a pair of Sixes)
Mechu87: mucks hand
tehskies collected 1880 from pot
Summary Total pot 1880 | Rake 0
Board
Seat 1: tehskies (button) (small blind) showed and won (1880) with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: Mechu87 (big blind) mucked
PokerStars Game #24307271381: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/26 17:59:58 ET
Table Gratia 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: sam0ah ($24.65 in chips)
Seat 2: BostonShaker ($23.10 in chips)
Seat 3: SNEAKYDUTCH ($41.55 in chips)
Seat 4: Asperant18 ($44.20 in chips)
Seat 5: tehskies ($55 in chips)
Seat 6: kungdernulf ($23.65 in chips)
tehskies: posts small blind $0.10
kungdernulf: posts big blind $0.25
PokerStars Game #24310839769: Holdem No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2009/01/26 19:51:23 ET
Table Gratia 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 2: Travel51 ($24.25 in chips)
Seat 3: R ten Cate ($36.20 in chips)
Seat 4: FreudSigmund ($25 in chips)
Seat 5: tehskies ($73.45 in chips)
Seat 6: manimoneto ($55.65 in chips)
Travel51: posts small blind $0.10
R ten Cate: posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to tehskies
FreudSigmund: folds
FreudSigmund leaves the table
tehskies: raises $0.75 to $1
manimoneto: folds
Travel51: folds
R ten Cate: raises $2.25 to $3.25
tehskies: calls $2.25
Flop (Pot : $6.60)
R ten Cate: checks
tehskies: bets $5
R ten Cate: calls $5
Turn (Pot : $16.60)
R ten Cate: checks
tehskies: checks
River (Pot : $16.60)
R ten Cate: bets $9
tehskies: raises $51.50 to $60.50
R ten Cate: folds
Uncalled bet ($51.50) returned to tehskies
tehskies collected $32.95 from pot
Summary Total pot $34.60 | Rake $1.65
Board
Seat 2: Travel51 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: R ten Cate (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: FreudSigmund folded before Flop (didnt bet)
Seat 5: tehskies collected ($32.95)
Seat 6: manimoneto (button) folded before Flop (didnt bet)
turning a hand with showdown value into a bluff, i really like this one for some reason
... And I'm spending it alone by myself in a hotel room. Work sucks sometimes
why can't be i 21 this year instead of 20 what a fucking useless birthday i cant even get drunk. I'm staying in a pretty baller hotel that has a kitchenette or whatever and i went shopping for food last night and seen a case of beer and my mouth just started watering and i stopped my cart and looked at it for a good 5 minutes. I then cried a bit and walked away
also i keep getting really deep (like top 18) in tournaments and then losing what a fucking terrible cocktease birthday present that is.
I went shopping for some new clothes and decided to show you guys what the sexiest 20 year old LP member looks like (holla)
YES those are my socks that that alpha-male jerk floofy threw across the room
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