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and anyone else who wants to help, june:



edit: AF 3.95

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i swear on my mother's life and all that is holy that i play better than these fucking retards but by some unknown mystical force every time i move up my luck turns to shit

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i woke up this morning to the intestinal vengeance of 8 beers and a whataburger midnight snack. i sat on the toilet for what felt like ages before finally passing a big greasy log. sweet relief.

but wait, what is this? out of toilet paper?!

i reach above my head and back into the cabinet, without looking, to retrieve another roll of toilet paper. en route, my arm brushes against my deodorant. it wobbles, tips, and falls.

i would say between my naked ass and the seat, we had a good 80% of the water covered. of course, my deodorant somehow manages to magically soar over my head and between my legs before landing with a satisfying splash next to my colossal greasy shit.

little did i know that this mornings bathroom experience foreshadowed this afternoon's poker experience.

ive come to a conclusion, and that is that God wants me to play NL 25 forever. Whenever I move down to 25, I do really well, and crush the stakes. At NL 50, the players are almost identical, yet as soon as I move up my roll starts sliding back down. stagnation is the name of the game.

i think if i played more it wouldn't be such an issue. I mean, playing 15k hands per month is fine but it doesnt exactly rake in the big bucks.

i feel that i'm playing fine and the limit is beatable. there's just nothing i can do without cards, you know?

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Judging by the fact that it's 2:15 AM and I just woke up next to my trashcan full of puke and I have no fucking idea how I got home, I think it's safe to declare all you can drink brunch a success.

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another session:



started out red hot but then things took a turn for the worse; couple of setups (KK vs AA, all-in pf against a short stack AK vs KK)

i still make a lot of mistakes and my variance is way higher than it should be. my winrate, as a result is fucking tiny;
.8 BB/100 over 12K hands... lmao. i really need to reduce my variance.

i discovered something really really disturbing a couple of days ago. I make significantly more money in the cutoff than i do from the button. i'm not sure why this is.

my stats for NL50 6-max: 16.91/13.66/5.96

im trying to make a commitment to myself to play 1K hands a day. either i'll get better or go busto, but i can't be at fucking NL50 forever.

you know what's funny? i've never cashed out. i haven't seen a cent from poker.

i wish arya still played. i could use a good mentor.

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weird session today. started out red hot then the deck got cold for a while, but i managed to pick up two donations from a fish; here's one. if anyone can tell me what the fuck he's thinking, i'll be really impressed:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/167562

i was wrapping up the session when i had this beauty:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/167567

at this time this was my only table open as i had already closed out all the others. bizarrely enough, the following hand:

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/167568

as evidenced by my shitty calling behind on the turn, this guy's hyper aggressive play tilted me a bit. oh well, it was nice getting payback, even if it was only with my own money.

a strange (but very basic) situation i got myself in today; tips welcome (note its sb vs bb and his stack size):

+ Show Spoiler +

overall i'm happy with the session and i hope the good luck continues.

oh yeah also, i got a job. i'm moving to shenzhen, china, next year, and teaching english.

good luck at the tables

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i'm in lee jones's freezer and its cold cold cold

down 4 buy-ins today. Three coolers, and then tilt at the end of the session

a picture:



i think i need to see a hypnotist so he can make red my favorite color.

i'm going to boston tomorrow for st. patrick's day :D with two of mis mejores amigos

the weekend will be spent in a drunken stupor

i need to recharge, regroup.

despite my cold run and my tilting today I feel like I am a much better player than I used to be. I just need to be better about playing in less than optimal conditions, i.e. earlier in the evening so I'm not tired, and making sure i'm playing my A-game. when my a-game is on i feel i can dominate the stake

good luck to all of you, and see you at the tables on monday

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Things started looking good around hand 700, and then I got TWO UNDERSETS IN A ROW

there's always tomorrow

i really need to stop blowing buy-ins on stupid decisions. i made a really horrible move today. i pushed a straight flush draw on a 3-flush board in a 3-way pot with a PSB in front of me and a caller. what a fish! if it weren't for stupid mistakes i would have finished even today

every session is a lesson learned

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i am sorry lee for anything i ever did to offend you

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so i took a stab at making pad thai today

i failed completely

when it comes to stir frying, i am a noob

i didnt soak the noodles long enough so they were pretty hard but the flavor was good

im going to take another stab at it tomorrow. i also need to season my wok which EVERYTHING fucking stuck to.

the bar girl turned out to be really cool. she's a great conversationalist and cuter than i remembered. plus she has tig ol bitties

HOLLA!

Poker is going ok. I lost 2 buy-ins today because im an idiot ape. That's all thanks for wasting your time

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