My uncle (who married into the family) has a brother who is in the secret service. His mission for the past 18 months was to protect obama...
Here they are...
black man playing pranks on the unsuspecting whiteman to get back at us for slavery.
Uhhh it still has the "important! blah blah blah data posted now will be lost!" message at the top on all pages except for when i click on a topic under "poker blogs"
Showdown Hero : shows (two pair, Jacks and Fives)
dismantle: mucks hand
Hero collected $97.55 from pot
dismantle leaves the table
Summary Total pot $100.55 | Rake $3
Board
Seat 1: bugsandrats (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Hero (small blind) showed and won ($97.55) with two pair, Jacks and Fives
Seat 3: Sunny8603 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: ouid420 folded before Flop
Seat 5: 00000PS folded before Flop
Seat 6: dismantle mucked
In other news, I went to the 'ole Winstar World Casino which i found out is home to the 2nd biggest poker room in the united states, next to some casino in California. I played the 200nl game, where i bought in and was playing smart, playing right, playing great, and ran into bad luck. Everytime i put someone on a hand, they had what i said they had. The guy to my left was raising about 40% of every hand, and was atleast trying to see a flop probably about 65%. And everytime it was on my big bling he would raise. Every fucking time. He did it once and i folded and it got called down to the riv and he showed 23o which he raised pf UTG on my freaking blind. So i keep this in the memory bank and about 3 orbits later i get QQ on the BB. He raises to 10, i raise to 30, he reraises to 100, i go wtf...think about folding, and then think about how he raised w/ 23o earlier, so i shove for another 46 more, and he shows up with AA. No help, i lose, and since this is a vacation and the closest casino is 80 miles away, i obv don't have any of that "bank roll management" crap b/c it's not needed, i might to 3-4 times a year. So i cruise around the casino, try some penny slots w/ all the $1 bills i have, lose 9 there but i'm just wasting time bc the guy i went with is still playing. So we've been there for 4 hours, i went busto in 1 1/2 hours, he went busto after 4 hours, and it's about 11:45pm saturday night. I'm ready to go, the other guy who was watching was ready to go, but my friend still wants to play... we're like "dude we're ready if you are" hes like "i want my 400 back...so what if i stake u..." This intriges me. He's bound and determined to fucking play at this point, i don't really want to walk around in 2nd hand smoke watching old people plugged into the slots lose money, but he only offers to stake me at $140 and i don't want to short myself...i end up doing it anyway, obv, and i played, did really well got up to $342, just $8 away from breaking even, but since i'm a greedy tard, (and because he was still playing) i kept playing...ended up playing for like another 5 hours, until 7am. At that point, i wasn't getting cards, when i got good cards (AK AQ, no pocket pair higher than 7) they were UTG, and when i got a decent hand on the button it was KQ and it didn't hit. This ultimately lead to me being blinded down to $270, where i cashed out. So -$80 but not a big deal when you consider i had a read but bad luck, and i bought in with $150 and made a profit of 200 at one point. Then i knew i was mentally fatigued and knew when to leave.
All in all, not a winner, but not a bad trip. Lots of positives.
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SOUL READIN!!
Submitted by : eightfourO
PokerStars Game #20967416601: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/10/06 - 03:24:39 (ET)
Table 'Ascanios V' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: crownglory ($9.80 in chips)
Seat 2: ThornDr ($35.65 in chips)
Seat 3: ProInThaGame ($10.25 in chips)
Seat 4: Hero ($31.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Punahou 80 ($27.55 in chips)
Seat 6: bigdaddyjdm ($15.50 in chips)
bigdaddyjdm: posts small blind $0.10
crownglory: posts big blind $0.25
Holecards Dealt to Hero
ThornDr: folds
ProInThaGame: folds
Hero : raises $0.75 to $1
Punahou 80: folds
bigdaddyjdm: folds
crownglory: raises $0.75 to $1.75
Hero : calls $0.75
Flop (Pot : $3.60)
crownglory: bets $1.75
Hero : calls $1.75
Turn (Pot : $7.10)
crownglory: bets $1
Hero : calls $1
River (Pot : $9.10)
crownglory: bets $1
Hero : raises $4.50 to $5.50
crownglory: folds
Uncalled bet ($4.50) returned to Hero
Hero collected $10.60 from pot
Hero : doesn't show hand
Summary Total pot $11.10 | Rake $0.50
Board
Seat 1: crownglory (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 2: ThornDr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ProInThaGame folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Hero collected ($10.60)
Seat 5: Punahou 80 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: bigdaddyjdm (small blind) folded before Flop
Showdown Hero : shows (a pair of Queens)
reddog49: shows (a pair of Aces)
reddog49 collected $11.45 from pot
Summary Total pot $12 | Rake $0.55
Board
Seat 1: culcho folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: fishfromafar (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Hero (small blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: Messersch (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: USTACK folded on the Flop
Seat 6: reddog49 showed and won ($11.45) with a pair of Aces
not from a hangover... but b/c when i set up the beerpong table, i was getting out from underneath it to unlatch the wings on the table and i slammed my fucking forehead into the leg of the table...theres a big knot.
Anyway last night everyone thought i was on lifetilt drunkiness b/c of poker...this had nothing to do w/ poker. Poker is a game, a hobby...i could care less. My FML post last night had to do with getting my priorities in line and turning my life around b/c i don't like the way i've been living. Theres a lot of things i could do. Baseball is my life, i am flirting with 90 MPH (i'm a pitcher, and 90 is the 4th highest teir in the baseball world...going like 99-102 being 1st, 95-98, 92-94, then 90-91...) Its a goal of mine, i want to play major league baseball. I've wanted to ever since i was 3 years old. I've been playing for 16 years. I'm lucky enough that God has given me talent. I throw 89-90 MPH and it's a good 89-90. However, this is only God-given talent. I haven't worked at it to get better since my freshman year. This could potentially be my last year to play. I have 2 more years of eligibility left, but there are only two 4-year schools talking to me and one of them doesn't have the major i would like to have. I don't know, there's other stuff that i'm not going to discuss on liquidpoker...but baseball is my life and i have done nothing to help myself move on to the next level. I feel like i've let down all my coaches i've ever had, the team i'm playing for right now, and most importantly, the person who should care the most, i've let down myself.
So you win some, you lose some, life goes on. It's time i start winning more personal battles.
And no, the booze last night didn't make all this come about, i've been thinking about this since monday...
***EDIT***
oh yeah forgot to tell yall something...
last night after i posted my drunk rage i went and did two things...
#1 i started my ethics paper... this is how far i got.
"Clay Thomas
Professor Morgan
9-19-08
Ethics
Meta-Ethics
Meta-Ethics is one of the something that we deal with every day of our lives. Many of our decisions are based on a subliminal knowledge of meta-ethics. There are many different groups of meta-ethics including ethical subjectivism, cultural relativism, ethical absolutism, ethical egoism, utilitarianism, the ethics of duty, virtue ethics, existentialist ethics, ethics of care and intuitionalism. The one I will be focusing on today is Utilitarianism.
Utilitarianism"
I remember using spell checker....
#2 i went and i ran the saltiest mile i've ever ran in my life.
Seriously, i ran it in about 6 minutes which is FUCKING FAST for me. I'm 5'9" and 235 lbs...thats fucking booking it.
I then had to run back to my apartment so at 4 in the morning, drunk off my ass, i ran 2 miles, one of them the fastest mile i've ever ran...
i can't help but fucking think that i've been throwing my fucking life away. i'm so fucking pissed off right now it's not even funny. i'm 20 years old and my life has basically amounted to nothing. i was giving such high standards as a kid when i was in school and look at where i am at, nothing. I have 2 jobs, very little friends, i go to school, i get no respect, and i lose in everything i do. I've been given the opprotunity to be somebody, but i am a fat fucking nothing. I can throw a baseball 89 miles an hour, and that is simply god given talent, if i worked i might be able to throw 95, but you know what? my laziness has amounted to fucking nothing. I am drunk which is the whole reason i am posting this bullshit but man i've realized that i am nothing. I've been given so much and just trashed it away. I've had the best weekend in a long long time, and it's much over due, but when i look back, i wish it never would have fucking happend because all i've realized is that life can be so great, and for the past 2 years mine has been absolute shit. This fucking pisses me off. I am extremely competitive and all i've done is lose. Not for any fucking longer. From now on i'm going to have a new fucking outlook. Fuck everything i've ever thought of doing. From now on i have one fucking goal and that is to make my life THE FUCKING SHIT. BECAUSE I AM THE ONE THAT CONTROLS MY LIFE AND ALL I'VE DONE IS FUCKING THROW IT AWAY.
i am doing 4-6 page paper on "The Cardsharps" by Michelangelo Merisi da Caravaggio. If anyone knows anything about this, it would be awesome for like a paragraph or some info to help me w/ my paper. I'm not playing poker or CoD4 until this paper is done and i want it to be done tonight....
anyway, help is appreciated.
Also i had a good session yesterday where i played 317 hands and won 2 bi's...pretty salty. Then i had to do chores =(
no where near as many hands as i am used to now that i live on my own and have responsibilities.
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