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So these past few days poker has been pretty off. With the addition of today's sessions I am now officially under 7 buy-ins in expectation. I have been playing fairly well though so whatever.

I backpack through the city last night, planning to end the night with transformers at the imax theater. Google maps shows me a theater right by the water's edge: PERFECT! I head down there going up and down the boardwalk for what must have felt like an entire hour, scratching my head going wtf? I find the closest address and inquire about an imax establishment. The confused mini-circus attendee lets me know politely that the theater has been removed for about 3 years. Thanks google maps you toolshed piece of garbage.

Whatever, I have a good laugh at this misfortune and end up at the Lusty Lady on 1st ave. I had never been, so I strode in there. apparently its a peep show, not just a porn shop. For just 25 cents, you can look through a 1 way glass at 7 naked ladies. I spent $2 before getting bored and creeped out by the balled up tissues on the floor and extreme proximity of those "private" thin viewing booths separating myself and a fellow pervert. It was the equivilent of a Microstakes Rhino and I have never seen so many c-section scars in my life.

I head out to a poker game advertised online in the udistrict, the guy let me know last week that the game was next week. Ok, I come back twice and no ones home. Whatever. I leave after 10 minutes of no response, sitting at home when he calls me up and goes "Man where are you duuuuuude? Doors been open the whole time we got 7 here!!!" and I tells him that I can't go, because...

I checked on my car before stopping by the apartment, and my mother fucking car won't start. That's right, the battery is deader than michael jackson and I've got managerial accounting tomorrow.

You can all probably guess what 4 letter word I'm feeling right now. at least this entire post won't be disconnected when I hit post message.........???

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Well, I attempted NL100 at the beginning of the month and was pretty comfortable. Lasted about 8k hands before having to drop back down to get my bearings on.

I played some more NL50 and gained enough momentum in the middle of May to try again. Since then I've been more or less treading water (or slowly sinking depending on how you look at it). Its great that I'm lasting longer this time around but its pretty obvious I have some evaluating to do with my game. For the month of June I will beat NL100 for 3pt/bb with solid skillz. I'm gonna barf if I have to take aNOTHER 6 months to beat this limit lol. Starting -2bi under EV for June, w00000t

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Tonight marks the beginning of Seattle Poker Tour's opening night. There is a free to play tournament at 7PM @ Jillians Billiards. There is also a tourney at 1PM.

Winner of each tournament will play HU to compete for a WSOP seat in Denver. I'm heading out there tonight just to check it out but pm if you're interested in going. I'm sure some of Washington's finest lurk LP here and there

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since i'm in a good mood today













if i made your night better, pay it forward yo

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Lets see if its universal. No comments or explanations necessary, all anonymous


Poll: are you lonely?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No

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didn't even get 10k hands in. Lots of refocusing to do.

Jesus christ i'm in a whirlwind of disappointment right now. all you need to overcome in this whole game is yourself.

NL50 until I'm back at $2500.

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Not only am I the resident forum comedian, I also play poker on the side.

[X] Platinum star - grinded 4 hours of eyeball crushing 6max everyday this past week when I didn't think I would make it, but kept a promise to myself. So, I deeeed it.

[X] NL50 - Vanquished your face

[X] Taste of NL100 - Some adjusting is needed, seems beatable and more high variance. Tilt control is really key here.




Lets see a +2k graph in my birthmonth baby! Oh and I love you all my dear children

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[X] - Session where you play very reasonably well, even deviating from your normal arsenal by making marginal plays to keep 400bb deep fish in action with me , and get it in 50/50, win the flip, and got our stacks 200bb deep. Guy leaves cus he knows i'll slap his face so whatev. Click sit out all tables, get dealt ak last hand high on andrenaline, shove over bluffy c/r get snapped by slowplayed set. FUUUUUUU!!!! Last table to close, hit TP QKo, decide to play pot control line so I can leave to detilt asap. Fish hits 2 outer set on turn with underpair, very last hand. From +1bi session of playing well to -2bi in last 5 hands. FOOTPalm!!!!!!!!!1

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attention is to women as ________ is to men

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Rest in peace



This, i made in your loving memory

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