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I am a huge car fish. In fact I only passed my driving test today, and I want to buy a Jaguar and nothing else. It'll probably be something like a 1993 XJ6. Does anybody have any advice on questions I should ask people when I phone them? And what I should look for when I see the car. Bear in mind I know NOTHING about cars, so it would also help if anyone knows somewhere where I can learn these basics for myself. If anyone gives me lots of help I'm happy to make a donation to their degen fund because I want to do this asap. Thanks...

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When I restarted this blog I said my aim was to very quickly roll myself for 400nl and return there and grind as much $$$$ as I can in the coming months to set myself a cushion as I move onto other things. I have still been partying madly in that time however so as always booze, drugs and women slowed things down. In fact I think I'm drinking far too much and it shows on my skin which pisses me off, as I am a little bit vain.

Anyway, today's session really felt like a grind. Nothing went my way, but I didn't get completely screwed and it just didn't feel easy, but when I look at my results now, they are reasonable which is a surprise. I'm glad I kept my composure through the testing times. One of the hard things about playing a very aggressive game is the the difference between a tilty play and a standard one is often negligible, and only a read or a feeling can be the difference. This means that you can excuse a tilty play to yourself because it is fairly standard within the style. But you know inside which one you have done. I don't think I did more than half of one today which is nice.

So I'm now rolled for 400nl with 2k to spare which was the target to reach by this weekend.

Graph time...




This is why you should be friendly with fish, as well as obvious moral reasons of personal manners:

xtremeclean: great game guys
#8631171721: hnylles wins $7 USD
xtremeclean: thanks
hnylles: please stay lol
ReverendOly: np
#8631172687: xtremeclean wins $9.50 USD
xtremeclean: had fun
ReverendOly: you ever play heads up?
#8631173994: hnylles wins $3 USD
xtremeclean: oh ya
ReverendOly: fancy a little battle?!
xtremeclean: your buddy got lucky
ReverendOly: yeah
#8631174559: hnylles wins $16 USD
ReverendOly: XXXX happens
xtremeclean: think you are brtter than me
#8631175790: hnylles wins $15 USD
xtremeclean: i think
ReverendOly: ah, i just like the battle
xtremeclean: me to bud
#8631177246: hnylles wins $10 USD
#8631178323: hnylles wins $40.85 USD
xtremeclean: i will through 100 at later just for fun love the game
xtremeclean: if you want


Glad you appreciate a good value bet Rocking Bastard!

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Don't worry, no need to pm pav, you were probably just at one of my tables in the last two hours.

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So when I restarted this blog I promised to grind back to 400nl and stop merely playing the minimum to allow me to be a drunk drug addict. Well after 2 days I went and partied for a week solid. I just really don't have the motivation cos I find 200nl very boring and I don't really need the money and I am very bad at focusiing on the future; delayed pleasure and all that. Anyway, I couldn't find an excuse to go out tonight so I grinded hard. 6.3k hands is a lot for me since I only play 6-8 tables. Here is my graph:



I'm quite pleased with it. At the beginning I got about 6 buyins above ev, and then went on a sudden bad run to two buyins below. Now I know how irrelevant this is, but I am very pleased that my level of play did not deteriorate at all in that little run. I'm now only 8 buyins away from moving up, but I'll probably withdraw maybe a k beforehand. Whatever, I think I'll move up next weekend.

There are some interesting hands from today:


This is a play on the river you just never see other regulars make, but I think it's trivial. Almost his whole range is not calling.
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This is a bluff in case it's not obvious. They have very few tens in their ranges and I don't think they can call very often without one imo, and I give myself sick odds.
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I didn't get ev lucky today, but it's fair to say I got very lucky to get in many good spots against sick idiots; luckily my image helps these get paid off extra.
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4bet/folding AKs pre for 100bb lol. Exhilarate agreed with me here so it must be ok cos he's good n stuff.
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Nothing much else of note really. I'll have pictures in the next blog entry, promise.

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The title, even though just there to draw attention, is true. I don't mean, like, a gynaecological picture though.

So since I have a target and I consider myself a pro (well, I live from poker), I decided to be a bit more disciplined and play more. I really didn't feel like it today, but when you have a real job you can hardly phone up your boss and say "Hey mate, it's Oly... yeah... look, I can't come in today... nah... I just don't really feel like it; I think instead I'll just sit in front of my computer and watch old Simpsons episodes with my hand down my trousers slowly touching my cock until afterwards I finish myself off in front of some hardcore porn." So I dumped off 3 buyins on slightly -ev bluffs into the nuts and quit. Those two sentences are unrelated.

I had a mental halloween as intended. I dressed as a WW2 RAF officer, cos my mate (the bearded one next to me, I'm in the middle) is into clothing and stuff (not fashion ugh), so leant me his actual uniform he got from some army shop with the words "do what you like with it as long as you don't rip it up, dry cleaners are fucking clever". So this is us before going out:



We knew about a recently closed children's hospital in town and thought we would break in. It was seriously amazing. We got to look round all the old operating theatres and stuff. obviously all the kit had been taken out but you could work out just about what was what. We even went in the morgue downstairs. Spooky! Sadly not too many pictures because we only had mobiles for lights and by this time already, my bloodstream was flowing with quite a complex solution, and I always forget to take pics when fucked. Here is a picture of me next to a kiddie picture on the wall, the best I could get by way of evidence:




After that we went to a a party. Since I was hammered on MDMA I get really lovey and flirty but also very impatient, so was just running round doing what you might call pussy teasing. I later found out that a large number of girls there were lesbians, so my memories may be somewhat happier than the actual occasion. I think it's ok though cos they all know me from the past and give me some leeway lol.

In the morning I thought I was going to die but I had to go for Sunday lunch with my mum, dad, granny and uncle and it was very difficult. "yeah, it was a lovely party... yeah I just had a couple of pints... (but you got back at 6!)... we just stayed up talking and forgot about the time... more apple juice please... now... do you have any paracetamol?". Anyway I think I pulled off being kookily charming. My family already thinks I'm a weirdo so I can get away with it.

I am a technology fish and only today did I get a usb wire for my phone. This means I can relate a story that happened a few weeks ago. I was up in London visiting a friend when I receive this:



That is the promised picture. On my little phone screen I couldn't see any face at all, but her body looks exactly like that of this girl I had just started seeing (though I didn't remember the belly button stud, that confused me). Also the underwear is the same so I was sure it was her, even though it was from a different number. I replied something along the lines of "you look fucking hot babe; back in Brighton on Monday...". The next day I get a text saying "I'm sorry! I'm so embarassed! I sent that to the wrong number! But thanks for the compliment!". So that evening I got a friend to draw a smily face on my arse and I texted that to her. I am obviously not posting that here. She hasn't replied, which is a shame, as I hoped she might continue a fun game, but whatever. I now have a plan to push this even further and have just made a little hat for my cock for the next picture. I hope I don't get arrested.

p.s. LP admins, you know what would be really cool... a little button to save a draft of a blog entry as I go along so I don't lose it all when I accidentally navigate away, which is annoying. Or maybe even a popup window warning me I will lose my message like hotmail has. One can never write an entry with quite the same love the second time around. Luckily here I only lost the first few lines.

p.p.s. I just realised that this is really long and nobody has read it, so I can safely call you a cunt. You cunt.

p.p.p.s. If you have read this far, you obviously like reading, so may I suggest reading anything by Hadley Freeman who writes for the Guardian. I am in love with her and shall marry her.

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So about a year ago I got scammed by wakeboarrder, threw all my toys out of the pram, and flounced off from LP. Well, obviously the draw of this place proved too much so I might as well recontinue the blog. A bit of time ago I found this on 2p2. If you look at the later pages you see wakeboarrder getting roundly humiliated. Oh the sweet fucking justice. The sheer schadenfreude.

I have spent the past year being an alcoholic, drug addled womaniser and hence have been stuck at 1/2 for all that time. Even though I have a winrate over 5BB/100, and won longterm at 2/4 when I was there. Before I blew most of my roll on other shit. I have spent this time playing the minimum hands each week to support my lifestyle, as there are other things I am aiming towards than poker or money, and as long as I have enough money for the basics I'm quite happy. In the last couple of weeks I have decided to push back to 2/4 and then dedicate a huge portion of my free time to laying myself a financial buffer for when my attention completely moves elsewhere, so this is to document how that goes.

So anyway, to yesterdays session...

Beat: finished 1k below ev




Brag: Who gives a crap about ev when you can just redline those bitches




Variance: It's hallowe'en yay! We are having a fucking huge rave on the forest and I'm going to take so much shit that I glow in the dark. Also the girl who I hope is in the bank says she is coming dressed as cauliflower cheese. What?

That girl looks a bit, but not exactly, like this:




And to finish off, some football porn. WATCH THIS EVEN IF YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT FOOTBALL!! I am on a mission to remind the world that Matt Le Tissier was the greatest. Ronaldo et al can't do this shit:




Also, shoutouts to RockingBastard and Oskar, keep spewing yo. And night20one or whatever, you seemed to be having a nightmare yesterday and I'm not Twisted or Myth but if you ever want a sweat or some shit, I'll be happy to help if I can.

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edited cos it's not true anymore

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OK. It's not like a loan which you can't pay back yet. You did have the money (money which you didn't expect to have anyway and which was a bonus) and you chose to pocket some of that money which was not yours.

What plan or timeframe can you suggest to pay the money back? Thanks,

Oly



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im gonna be completely honest right now i odnt have the money in my account. As stated i was havin problems so i insta cashed...not gonna get into details too much but i gotta payt for college tution now

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hey,

I hear what you are saying, and I would probably agree if I knew you well; but for both of us this is just a straight business deal, nothing personal either way (I hope). Please transfer the rest, I don't see any point in any disagreement here or any hard feelings. Cheers.

gl,

Oly

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yo sup i was hopin u would help me out and give me 50% since i have no bankroll and played to the top of my game.....

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Yo pretty good stuff to wake up to. I see you must have beat Roman even after losing that KK hand (impressive); so at least it didn't end on a suckout. Cheers for the $900, but shouldn't the total be 3/4 of $1843.20 = $1382.40 or are you just doing 2 instalments or something?...

cheers dude,

Oly

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aight sounds pretty good so you would have to send me 240 to my account and i will give you 75% of total winnings. Wakeboarrder(salem) on stars...hopefully i can make a name for myself

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yo, I'll buy up the full 75% with that deal you described in your blog (75% of your winnings no make-up as I understand)...

cheers,

Oly








WAKEBOARRDER GIVE ME MY MONEY

If anyone knows him personally, kick his arse for me plz. I know this is obviously part of the risk you take when staking someone in return for the reward, but losing that gamble as opposed to the poker one sucks and I will do everything I can to recover my money.

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