i don't get how people can be so fat. like god damn, i know you look in the mirror in the morning and see this disgusting blob standing in front of yourself. have some fucking shame and do something about it. and you smell like nasty cheese, fuck
End of Days, or simple math?by aces4paul, March 16
Ive gotten more than one email and seen facebook posts about this. add the last two digits of your birth year and the age you will be in 2011 and it will equal 111, freaky right. This is simple math and it does not work for people born after 2000 or for the entire year for that matter
Cubs fans have been waiting 102 years for this year. All the pieces of the puzzle are in place and I think this is the year they go all the way. Please no haters reply. lol
So I satellited into the Sunday mil last week and once I won the BI my friend told me he wanted to buy half. I was under the assumption it would be 1/2 the $215 because I had already won the BI when we agreed he would buy half. I busted outside of the money and he thinks he only owes me 1/2 of the satellite BI(60 something). Who's right and who's wrong?
I'm gonna limit myself to two more NL25 blog posts, so depending on how I do I might journal it for a while. I am messing around a bit in 5 card draw though, so maybe I'll write something up about that. My impression is that the current metagame isn't very evolved, and I grinded some math and ideas that I'm messing around with. I'm still kind of a donkey and make bad calls.
So I decided I was going to try and 12 table today, and I played like crap. I figured I could do it because I used to be able to 12 table FR playing relatively loose. I ran pretty bad but I started running nonsensical bluffs without much thought because I couldn't follow the action fast enough. Here's an idea of how the session went as a result:
Not pretty. The top pots were AQ vs AK on Axx in a 4bet pot (who called my 4bet for the second time) and turning a set and value cutting myself vs a backdoor FD. However, even with those being ignored and the standard EV beats being taken out, a lot of the $6-8 losses were due to not paying attention. I also witnessed myself missing many value bets on various streets, which is absolutely terrible if I'm going to play so many hands. Looking back on that session, I'd have to say I definitely did not have an edge.
Something I didn't think about is the effective hands I'm physically capable of playing. I convinced myself I could play 12 tables because that would equate about about 850 hands/hr, something I used to do without much of a hitch. However, of those 850 hands, I forgot that I am playing 40% of them. Back when I played FR, I would be playing 20% of the 850 hands (effectively 170) and folding the rest. Someone tell me if my logic is wrong, but that would mean the amount mental capacity I have to put into the 850 hands would be effectively the same had I played 1700 hands back in FR. In fact, probably a lot more since the bottom of my range is way harder to play.
If I'm correct here, then I've been making a huge mistake playing the amount of tables I have been, because I think my mental capacity gets maxed out around 150 non-folded hands every hour.
Anyway, none of that is an excuse for me saying that I'm +EV playing 40/30 or whatever, it's just a little theory that seems to make sense to make sense to me. So what I'm going to do is cut down to 6 fast tables. If that's a bit much, I'll try 6 normal tables or 4 fast tables. If for some reason I get totally bored with that, I'll cut down my stats to a more standard 20/16 or so and play 8-12 tables. Maybe I'll alternate between them or something.
I'll make at most two more blog posts at this limit, and then the next ones at NL50 (or a busto blog post). I'll see if I can make a video for you guys too.
And all the sudden there are all these Indian farmers hitting me up constantly for chips, and sending me fake poorly written message in my inbox telling me to confirm my account before it gets suspended/banned.
So I start fucking with them, they have the most broken retarded engrish and they always say the same kind of shit and their logic is ridiculous sometimes. They are constantly railbirding me asking for chips to which I usually reply to show me their tittiestitties as payment.
Anyways, just like fucking with telemarketers on the phone I get a kick out of talking to them and hearing their responses etc. Here is one from today:
don't click these links in here:
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Mike: get out of here dumb short stack
Mike: go find a shortstack table Murat is railbird
Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls pls mike
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: ok
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: mike pls pls pls send me 100k pls mike for my limit
Mike: stop spamming me and trying to scam me through my messages
Murat: pls mike
Mike: geta life
Murat: pls send me mike pls send me 100k pls mike
Murat: pls
Murat: pls
Murat: mike
Murat: pls
Murat: you my frend
Murat: pls mike
Murat: pls
Mike: plz plz plz i beg for fake money cause im a poor indian peice of ****
Mike: beg your mother for sex
Murat: beg you mather for sex men
Murat: i F U C K YOU MATHER men
Mike: good men
Mike: go beg her then
Mike: men
Mike: get a life indian trash
Mike: dude this acce guy is so bad and lucky Onur just sat down
Onur: haha
Onur: f u ck mike hahaha
Mike: sits down with 200k stack and lucks a few pots
Onur: i see 50m
Onur: u re poor
Onur: 10m
Onur: fu ck chips
Mike: ?
Onur: my other account
Onur: 50m
Mike: if u have 2 accounts thats illegal
Mike: reported
Onur: haha
Onur: this report
Onur: f u ck uuu
Onur: hahaha
Onur: 34
Onur: but yu re fold
Onur: 6 These 2 railbirds just showed up at the same time
Nirmala: hi
Sajjad: hello
Sajjad: Mike
Mike: look at these indian scum begging for FAKE MONEY
Mike: all day
Mike: beg ur mmother for sex i told you
Sajjad: who you saying 2
Sajjad: mike
Mike: beg your mother for sex
Mike: sex is also free
Mike: and worthless
Mike: go beg her for it
Sajjad: you saying 2 me
Fale: lol
Sajjad: you mother
Mike: yes 'you mother' beg her for it
Sajjad: fcker i never asked you
Mike: ASK YOUR MOTHER FOR SEX
Sajjad: i fck ur mom
Mike: SHE WILL GIVE
Mike: U **** UR MOM YES
Sajjad: ur sister
Mike: you will have intimate relations with your mothers hairy snatch
Sajjad: and u 2
Mike: lick the juices
Mike: clean her rectum
Mike: kiss her mouth
Mike: birth your new children
Mike: make them beg for poker chips
Mike: as chores for the day
Mike: like you
Mike: and your father befor you
Sajjad: fck ur mom
Sajjad: y u stared
Sajjad: i never asked u
Sajjad: u motha fcker
Sajjad: if i find u
Mike: so bad
Sajjad: that could b ur last day ov life
Mike: im so scared indian scum
Mike: go back to ur gutter
Sajjad: you don,t know me
Mike: stop using your money to play around in pc cafe
Mike: and work for your money u dumb ass
Mike: get a life
Mike: or die
Sajjad: i hav bussines in uk
Sajjad: you fcker
Sajjad: i fck ur sister
Mike: yea u have a business lmao
Sajjad: and will make her pro]
Mike: what do u sell choes on the dirty corner?
Mike: shoes
Mike: stolen shoes
Sajjad: ur sister puss y
Mike: not even a full pair i bet
Mike: half a pair of dirty old shoes u masturbate into every night
Ted: oh ffs
Sajjad: i had a really fun when i fcked ur younger sister
Mike: so ur a dirty indian gutter ****phile?
Mike: peedophile
Mike: incest ur mom
Mike: blow ur fathers load into your sister
Mike: birth ur new army of chip beggers
Every time I move up I have this uncontrollable desire to tilt and spew like 7-8 BI. I'm probably just gonna fuck the shit outta NL 25 and over roll for NL 50 so that bankroll won't even be considered a problem when I move up.
I'll see what happens at the end of the month before deciding on what to do. Want to save some money to use for some low SCOOP events as well.
I m sorry but i dont believe a tournament schedule with 100,000 buy ins is huge news for most people. If u can afford that much on a poker tourney good for u but for the average person thats not feasible so its not big news really.
which poker site do you like best?by aces4paul, March 15
I was wondering everyones opinions on diff sites. I like pokerstars overall hands down, full tilt has better freerolls but ps format is much better. I have not seen any others that even compare have you?
A few things that have crossed my mind over the last few days:
1: The Spade.
The Spade is the highest ranked suit in cards and as a result poker sites like to use this for their logos. The 2 main perpetrators are UB and Stars.
In a sort of "cannot be unseen" moment, I would like to bring it to the marketing moguls in both companies that when presented individually and not on a playing card, the spade does infact look a lot like a butt plug.
Exhibit A:
One of these is a butt plug and one is the PokerStars stress toy. One you squeeze in your hand and the other you squeeze somewhere else.
Perhaps a better slogan would be "Lube. Relax. Insert."
2: The BFG.
The Big Friendly Giant is a famous childrens book by Roald Dahl, and there's also a movie of it. When i was a kid this movie was awesome. I watched it last night and it has become frighteningly clear that the BFG is a pedophile.
He exhibits numerous traits associated with the profile of a pedophile:
1: prefers the company of children.
2: preys upon children with a troubled background (Sophie is an orphan)
3: he uses the "magic" of dreams etc to keep Sophie quiet and establish a relationship
When she gets dirty in the movie, she takes a bath and the BFG is visabliy excited. Rather than wash and dry her existing dressing gown he sews her a new dress (classic pedophile trait, using presents to lure the child) this dress is significantly shorter than her pajamas she had and later on in the film you actually get an up-skirt shot as a result.
He makes her drink a strange home-brew, that makes it "feel good deep down in your tummy" and sings a song with lyrics that only draw attention to the anus and genitals.
I wouldnt be surprised is BFG was a registered sex offender and thats why all the other giants had alienated him from giant-society.
3: Going Pro!
Its hard to make a living in poker just by playing the games. One of the best ways a player can make money is through sponsorship. I am probably going to move back to PokerStars, so i have decided to join their "Team Online"
3 movies i would recommend for the bored...by whamm!, March 14
all good movies, korean movie is a "taken" clone but still pretty good. catfish and wasteland are very heartwarming and eye-opening, my daughters watched it with me and they enjoyed it which says a lot since kids these days dont have the patience for movies which are different from the box office stuff out there.
p.s.
adjustment bureau is crap, i guess it's ok to watch with your GF, but only if she is a dumb person lol
Just put in another 4 hr session just now. Started off terribly stacking off like a total monkey. But then I started to play my hands a little better. 4 hrs played, 4377 hands, and up 479.50$ So I'm basically back to where I started all over again before the week started. EV count: running little over 20 buyins under EV, but I sucked out when my sanity was on the line. Hooray for some backdoor action.
One quick question, are you firing the river w pot size bet left vs fish w AKhh on Kc 9h 4h Js 7s ?
Mid term on Tues, studying for a few hours now, got to the 2nd part of the studyguides, and now im like !?!?!?! Putting the same fkn numbers in my calculator and my answers always turn out different wtf.
Why do I do this to myself? Fuk I gotta stop daydreaming in class all the time.
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