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Happy ending? LOL by Charliehorse, October 20


So dissapoint that stripper only gave sad ending massage
I decide to craiglist to get hj
found this:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/biz/2014448405.html

so I go, it's in some poor neighborhood in Philly
I'm afraid of it being a sting but then I think this neighborhood is too poor for police.
I'm afraid of gangs but I don't see any around and it's like 2pm so I go in house when she gives me call
she is like 6'2 6'3, 195lbs all muscle
something clearly seems wrong with her, her legs has like marks on them I can't tell what is wring with her legs. But she has really fine muscle tone but ugly dog face, like big foot's woman.
So there's other people in the house, I'm pretty concerned
I enter her room and it's just a mattress with sheets and she puts a towel on top the bed. And that's where I'm supposed to get massage. So I'm not going anywhere I came for a hj, Ima get a damn hj. Shit if I care if it's a crak house and on a mattress. The music is the radio. She give me back massage for like 4 minute then has me turn over and puts condom on and start givingnme bj. I tell her to play with my balls please. She like grabs them and it hurts but I'm not saying anything then she starts to crush one and I say ow. She starts to go lighter but it's like her hands are in some kind of clutch and she's knuckling my balls, but whatever she's trying her best. I start cumming and it's like she wants feel cum come into her mouth. Then i asked for a hug and she gave me a good hug and I think she is sweet person, like a human who is just trying to feel good.

I wonder if she was addicted to crack. I don't know if I'll go back, place still scares me
and she might have aids and it's not even a massage table. Maybe I shud just move to Vegas, those Asian women are much better. They know all sorts of techniques and shit


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Finally by Mortensen88, October 20


Just gonna post this while it lasts. Started with 100$ May 14th don't know how many hands I've played because I had to delete my database, but not full time.

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I was almost at 1k but the downswing was my switch to 25 nl 4 buy ins 100$ is hard to get used to ... around hand 16073 I took desperate measures and won 2 buy ins at 50nl followed by some cautious 10nl play and then back to 25nl my redline has never looked like this before so I hope I'm doing something different. Spent 18.000 ftps on headphones for my mom because she keeps taking mine but now it says it could take 6 to 8 weeks to arrive? full tilt store

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One Time! by player999, October 20


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They should really pick me.


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Why am I not crushing? by moneypoker, October 20





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Eh, Sup? by The M Show, October 20


What up LP?

Im a long time lurker, poker/starcraft player. I just got the New SC2 and Im kicking ass :D I also am playing a lot of poker now so I figured this would be a good place to start up a blog and get some help form you guys on hands and stuff! I think blogging can help me out a bit because I dont really get to talk about poker with anyone because none of my friends are serious about poker or even know how to play for the matter.

Im a 25nl FR player atm. Trying to move up from busto stakes to the 100nl bum stakes before the summer. Ive got a pretty lacking schedule at school right now so I have a lot more time to put into my poker. Right now Im just going to school and Im in my last year so its just about time to get back into the real world and get a serious job. But for now I just wanna stack as much loot as possible!

I think I have become a bit too comfy at 25nl because Ive been playing it for a while now. I can grind out enough money for beers and food and a few bills with ease so Ive just gotten into the same old routine. Its hard for my roll to grow because Im always taking off small amounts every week. Next semester I have a super light schedule so Im probably going to get a part time job. Never really felt the need to get one while Im at school but I will just have so much free time on my hands that I might as well just keep building the resume.

Like I said earlier I just got SC2! I used to play this game a ton when I was 13-16 years old. I was never really that great at the game but always loved the challenge. I mean Im definitely not a SC noob. Right now Im 1st in my Bronze league division. I have no idea how the ladder system works tho so thats probably not much of an accomplishment but I thought it was cool lol. I tried out all the races durning those first 50 novice games that you get to play at the start and Ive gone back to my old roots, Terran. Been watching a lot of replays lately looking for some build orders and strategies. I feel like Ive got some pretty good basic strategies for each match up. I havent really seen a lot of good cheesey strategies in the replays tho so if you know any good Terran replays where they cheese for the win link it in the comments! :D Also, I know TL.net is a good place for replays but what are some other great sites for SC2 replays?

Anyways, I got a lot I want to talk about but Im going to save it for another day. Getting pretty late and I wanna get a few SC games in before I crash.

Later guys, Looking forward to LP!

THE M SHOW




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Move it by Artoo_Detoo, October 19




Anti-combo breaker.


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wtf by sodarayg, October 19


http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866039

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866040

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866041

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866042

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866043

http://www.liquidpoker.net/h/866044

wtf ftp

tell me how to improve those hands please
should i not call when people shove on me and I don't have absolute nuts?
Stacking off too easily?

Back to 25nl for me rofl. that was a horrible session


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c-c-c-hicken combo by Carthac, October 19


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c-c-c-ombo builder by Charliehorse, October 19


What are you? A HOMO!!?


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c-c-c-ombo meal by edzwoo, October 19


http://smartcanucks.ca/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/big-mac-extra-value-meal.jpg


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c-c-c-ombo recovery by SemPeR, October 19





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Moving Slow by NeillyJQ, October 19


been a long time since i had a win =)


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moving far by Helmet, October 19


same... can't resist.


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moving near by K40Cheddar, October 19


i just wanted to keep the moving trend up in the blog posts on the list. Forgive the spam.


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Moving around by attik34, October 19




sorry...terrible...but i had to


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moving out by JSquids, October 19


by billy joel






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moving down by whamm!, October 19


doesnt feel great when im chasing a milestone for about 77kvpp. crap.


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Moving up by OpWestAcct, October 19


So I started from scratch with $100 at NL 10 about 10 weeks ago. Due to a massive heater and a new mindset/discipline I managed to grind through NL 10/NL 25 and then went to NL 50 @ $1250 and after 42k hands there my roll sits at $3600. So here comes the dilemma.I have probably played around 400k hands at NL 50 throughout the past two years - It is where I am most comfortable at. But I now have 36 buy ins for NL 100 and I think it's time to stop fucking around and progress my game even further, especially since I have been playing for 2 years online and am only at NL 50. Can some more experienced players please offer me some guidance and feedback on what to expect when I move up. Keep in my mind I have played solely Rush Poker and plan on continuing to do so.




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meh by Night2o1, October 19


i am trying not to be depressed but i probably am extremely depressed

been way too long without anything good happening in my life at all it feels like.. and especially poker-wise. definitely the biggest thing

at least in most ways. i'm sure someone could point out how i have somewhere to live and stuff and yeah that's good stuff, sure. i will concede those things as nothing to complain about. so don't reply with that.


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Stripper handjob failblog by Charliehorse, October 19


Holy fuck no mercy for the weak

I go to strip club get two "dancers" at same time, one of them likes to give massages and gives me her card after the dance. She was telling me all this personal stuff about her brother suiciding and she has no boyfriend and two children. So I thought she wanted me as boyfriend cause next day I ask her if she wants to smoke weed or give me massage and she invites me to dinner and a movie and we hold hands, hug and kiss. Problem starts when I start telling her that I've attempted suicide and been in a mental hospital (holy fuck did not see this one coming) cause next day she asks me to hangout with her at strip club. Like now i'm confused if she wants me as client or boyfriend. Maybe the strip club is just a cool place and she wants me to check it out?
So I tell her im confused and if she wants me as boyfriend or client, she says what how are you confused you are a client, I met you at club. So then I text her if she gives happy ending massages. My phone snap rings after I send the text.
Me: whatsup
she: what's your problem
me: (I don't think well on my feet, infact I don't think well at all) what?
She: The texT you sent me
me: it was just a question
she: it was a rude question and you know it
me: um, ok I'm sorry (fml I'm a piece of shit can't even stand up for what I believe in or get a handjob, simultaneously)

maybe mufassa has it figured out, just never get out of bed
fuck life, world of Warcraft is better than life



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