Q about PS
Liofle, May 11 2009
Sooo, i just started playing in Pokerstars, MTTs only. And i have an issue... SO MANY PPL IN THERE! I am not used to playing against 1-4K players and it is a pain in the ass to make a good cash. Only top 15 or stg get paid fine with the top top getting huge sums. So, my Q is how often should expect to cash nice - top 20... I can only imagine how much luck i should have to reach a FT and i was kinda used to it in smaller fields - 300-400 plyrs on Cake. I don't know if i do stg wrong or i am just unlucky (i think it is d latter but still...) so if one of you who have played many of those can tell me stg like a % for how much u cash big and what % u don't do shit and stuff I can kinda get a feeling for what is normal and what is not in such huge fields. Thx.
Holywood, here i come!
Liofle, Mar 06 2009
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I hate donkaments!
Liofle, Feb 12 2009
OK. Enough is enough! I have taken so much shit throught the tournaments i've played in my life it is just sick. Cash-wise i am ok but when it comes to tournaments it just seems like i am doomed to get badbeaten. The last several hundred sngs i've played the Boss Media soft. has just raped me, then ipoker did that too. So i started cash. But from time to time i relax with a tourny cause the guys playing tourneys with up to 20-30$ buyin are so UNBELIEVABLY bad it is mindblowing. And yet their flush draws, OESD , gutshots always rape my sets and so on. But i don't lose hope cause theoretically everything will come to place. So, i decided to try FTP, about which i constantly hear "rigged".. much more than any other site. I bought in for 2 tourneys, 8$ and a 10$ (with bounty). I quickly doubled up on both of them and i realised that i have never in my life encountered such bad players. Almost everyone at my tables was ready to get it in with air or call with 2 overs or a g-shot! I flopped a str8 and set and was like "lol it is not rigged at all!  ". Then... AK on one table, JJ on the other. I went allin on the turn with AK with TPTK, villain had AT, 3 outs. T. Busted. On the other: a shorty calls a minraise, i 3bet them, only he calls. Pot is = his stack. Flop 787, me allin, he calls A7. Nice hand, nice calls preflop. Then i recovered and i have 15k, blinds 400/800. me: AA. UTG raises 3BB, I 3bet smallish cause he is a huge shoving donk. Folded to him, he calls. Flop AsTd2s. He leads allin, I very happy with a smile call thinking how finally i might hit big in a donkament after 3 hours of play and playing good and all those feelings. He shows me JK. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....(silence)" during the silence, a Q came on the MOTHERFUCKJING RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!? HE CALLED MY 3BET WITH JK, SHOVED ON A-HIGH FLOP AND RIVERS HIS 3OUTER. How many times should get fkngly raped. I play play play play play and BANG FUCK YOU U R OUT cause u get it in 70% with the better hand. I just can't believe how the hell can this happen. Every time i think this has to end but NO. Every fucking donk in the universe has a big hit a tourney and i can't cause my huge hands get buttfucked so massively. Maybee if play 20+ tourneys a day i might hit stg or prlly lose it all. Sometimes i click on final tables of random tourneys and i see the HUGEST DONKS win the shit just raping everyone else. 62o allin, no problem, AK is busted! Every single tournament i have FTed the biggest donk won it! WTF!?!? The better i play tourneys the less i cash. If i do cash i get badbeaten right after the bubble. Does anyone else feel like tournaments are HUGELY fucked up by the Poker Force. I am just sick from those luckfests. The donk rule the tournaments. I don't even know the purpose of this blog. Just tell me that you too get buttraped by the donks in tourneys. I feel alone now. I am just losing lil by lil my money on these shits. You play for hours and just when u feel like cumming your dick is cut out. Painfull and disgusting and unfair!!! FUCK TOURNAMENTS! FUCK DONKS! I am secretly wishing i could get a huge tourney donk in a dark room and just beating the hell out of him hearing the screams. That would make me so happy just fkn enjoying the huge donk getting fked up and beaten . God i hate them!!!!!
High
Liofle, Feb 07 2009
High, guys. A friend of mine is just now high and is asking if he should play poker cause he wants to. And post some tits pls! And asses too@! ok? Thank you.
ttz!
Running hot like hell.
Liofle, Oct 27 2008
In the recent weeks i haven't really had much time to play poker cause of the exhaustion at work. However, i've made some very good sessions the last few days. Yesterday i wasn't in the mood to play much so i played a short session, 4 sngs - 3 10+1EU, and 1 20+2EU cause there weren't much ppl to register for the 20eu sngs  . I cashed in all 4 of them for a total of one 3rd place, two 2nd place finishes and one 1st place. Yummy . Total profit: 125 euros for an hour and a half. Wanna run like this every day and play just a few hours but damn poker doesn't work like this  . So here is my graph stats, guys - it is becoming pretty steep lately:
Decided - f**k work, going pro!
Liofle, Oct 24 2008
Hi again, guys. In the past few days i really thought things through and i decided to go for it, plunge into the deep unknown (for me) waters of professional poker. Yesterday i talked to my mother about the pluses and minuses and i tried to explained her how i hate archivating stuff as i did in the job, and wake up at 6AM in ice-cold mornings and deal with the shit traffic of Sofia. Damn, this city is designed for 1/3 of the number of cars driven every day and it sux when u go to work and back home for 2hours+ staying still in the overcrowded buses smelling all the farting and shitty people around you and the gipsies waiting for you to look the other way in order to take yo money... Shit shit transportation in this city! Moreover, i explained her how i can make more money from poker in a week than i do at the job, where i spend almost 1/2 of the salary for eating during the break. She couldn't find enough arguments and I won . For her, poker=roullette. I hate it when she says that many ppl have lost their homes, families, sold their pants in order to keep gambling. She just can't understand that i am not playing against the casino and i am doing fine in this game. She thinks i will be a scumbag, douschebag, a lazy mf with no social life and so on... I just told her she is wrong and she ll see she had been wrong. But the deal is - she won't give me $ anymore ;(. So, i am on my own after a week when my monthly salary comes. Until then i will have to wake up in 6am and try to survive mentally at work. I hate that! I just told my boss 30 mins ago that i quit and he had hard time hiding his smile. Probly because I am the only person who would tell his boss he quits after just 3 weeks of working lol. Wish me luck at the beginning, cause if i hit a god damn bad streak i will have to eat whatever the gipsies have left in the trash cans in front of my block :D
Whow da hell am I?
Liofle, Oct 20 2008
Well, as you can see, i have very few posts here so you don't know me. Let me introduce myself to you - I am 19 y.o. from Bulgaria. My name is Nikola and this is the first blog i make so it is kinda new experience to me and hope there are people that read this . I started playing poker just a year ago and have never looked back . For the past several months I have played only SnGs and MTTs and have abandoned the cash games cause of various reasons. I prefer cash live, so if i decide to play cash it wouldn't be online... So... i have specialised exclusively on sit`and`go`s and have moved from 3+30EU in Boss Media to 20+2 (have played stg like 6-7 sngs already and getting unlucky, but steal about breaking even) , but I mainly play 10+1 cause there r just not enough people playing on the 20+2. That sux big! Yesterday night there were 11K people on Boss Media which is the biggest nmbr of ppl i have seen online there at once. And still, I waited for it to begin for more than an hour and a half :O.
For now, i am crushing the 10+1 sngs, really just killing the fish! I`ve read some articles on sng stats and the ROI stuff and they all say that generally a 15% ROI is great. To me, playing 9 10+1sngs and being up 10euros is as great as getting fuc*ed in the ass! And i am no gay! I just can't see how this % ROI can be considered great, probably they meant the much higher buy-in SnGs. Ppl on 10+1 and 20+2EU sngs are soo weak. Callin allin with A-high or a gutshot+a backdoor flush draw is something I see every day. Many ppl just don't know what beats what (not literally but still stg close to that). I've seen ppl calling allin with T-high, no draws on, the flop. However, there are players that kinda know how to preserve their chips at the beginning and I wait for the big later-stages-mistakes when i think i am very good at. I don't use tracking programs like PokerOffice/tracker or Holdem Manager cause i think they r not supported by Boss Media and i am kinda lazy and feel good on my own. I am currently typing this blog from my work. I work in an insurance company and it's been 2 weeks since i started. The job is pretty boring and the salary sux. Ahhh, the boss just entered the office, signing off . see ya 
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