Swing City
fira, Nov 15 2009
November graphs:
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well then.
edit: last 5-6k hands are hu
Graphs
fira, Nov 08 2009
Biggest winner: AKo
Second biggest winner: JTs
Biggest loser: AA
Second biggest loser: KK
If I folded every AA and KK I'd be up billions.
Anyone feel good
fira, Oct 22 2009
After running really really bad?
This is strange but I'm really satisfied right now. I didn't even play well, just average and ran UBER bad but for some reason I'm feeling great.
Should do this more often.
Am I playing MTTs wrong?
fira, Oct 15 2009
Seems like in at least 60%+ of the MTTs I play in, I just stay at around or below average the whole time, and eventually lose due to a flip of some sort or get forced into pushing with unideal hands. Occasionally I'm able to muster up a decent stack and get ITM, but such times are rather rare. Also, I notice that many good tourney players, when able to get a huge stack from the get go, are able to pretty much guarantee their spot at final tables with their ability to continuously add to their growing stack. I'm oblivious in how to manage this and manage it well. I'm kind of an MTT newb, I play so many hands in similar ways as I would at cash tables, and I don't feel this is always ideal.
Also, I'm looking for someone to teach me how to make awesome flash animations. If you think you can help. AIM me at Firah88 and we can work something out.
~Fira
C/C flop -> open bet blank turn
fira, Sep 27 2009
As the pf aggressor, hero c/c's flop, then open bets a blank turn.
I see this line so much in higher stakes mtts lately but I don't find myself using it often. It seems like hero always has a hand in these situations. Anyone use this line much and can explain the reasoning behind it if there is any?
Stars 3/6....
fira, Sep 26 2009
has become unplayable. completely and utterly infested with short stacks with <=120. what the hell happened?
Running bad
fira, Jul 13 2009
Very bad
All from 3k~ hands (3 sessions)
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There are more I'm too tired to find them. So flustered atm, poker is being such a faggot.
Speaking of that, I watched Bruno in theaters tonight. Pretty good, but the crowd I was with seemed deeply disturbed by some of the stuff in it. I thought it was pretty standard (very rofl of course). Less meatspin would've been nice.
Can't connect to Pokerstars?
fira, Jul 10 2009
For some reason I haven't been able to connect to pokerstars for the last few days. It seems to be location as well as computer independent, because I tried it in Irvine, then in San Diego, and I've also tried it on a different computer in Irvine. It's like Pokerstars is down in California or something.
Basically at the lobby it's stuck at "Connecting" with the scrolling blue progress bar. I click Network Status and all the hosts are Bad (0%).
Anyone else having this issue?
edit: have tried reinstalling the software, to no avail
update: has nothing to do with my location, just tried it on another comp here and works. /confused
Yo momma so ugly
fira, Jun 04 2009
The only time she gets laid is when attacked by an enemy sunken colony.
blog /updated
Most embarrassing moment
fira, Apr 30 2009
Ok so at my school we have faculty advisers that are assigned to students according to their last names. The faculty advisers help students with scheduling conflicts, general questions, help with internships/employment, etc. My adviser is named Jess Depew. She's pretty hot. She's like 25 and she's only been at the school a few years. Anyway, I have been looking into getting an internship at Disneyland or something over the summer, and the school helps coordinate these things with an internship database that's maintained by the advisers. You log on with your school ID and password and you can browse internships and stuff. I was having trouble logging on to mine so I went to see Ms. Depew. That's where all the trouble started.
Firstly, I walked into her office like 15 minutes early like an idiot and she's in the middle of lunch. So I awkwardly make stupid stall talk until she's finished.
"Oh, hey, whatcha eating?"
"Salmon. I love it. I eat it practically everyday."
"Just salmon? That's pretty weird." Why the hell did I say this?
"Oh, well, I don't know. I try to eat healthy, natural foods... you know, like wild berries and honey and stuff."
"Yeah, I like food too." *facepalm*
Man, I was so nervous. Anyway, we finally begin squaring my stuff away. She looks up what I registered with in the beginning of the year. This is when the crap really hit the fan. This is how the conversation went:
"Okay, your account name is [my name] and your password is ...'depewissexy'..."
Oh damn, I completely forgot that I put that as my password in the beginning of the year. What the hell was I thinking? It was probably the longest 20 seconds of my life before I finally got my balls together to stand up and leave. Just as I walk out the door, she says,
"In the future, you might want to bear in mind what kind of things you want to keep to yourself."
I was so fucking embarrassed I wanted to kill myself right then and there. I wanted to run the hell out of there and never, ever see her again. But something about what she just said kept me standing in her doorway. I decided to man up and apologize. I turned to her, looked her straight in the eyes, and swallowed my pride. And then, it hit me like a trainful of bricks.
She was eating salmon.
She tries to eat all healthy, natural foods, like wild berries and honey.
She told me that I might want to bear in mind what kind of things I want to keep to myself.
Ms. Depew was a bear disguised as a human.
Immediately, the bear saw that I had seen through its charade. It roared loudly and took a menacing swipe at me. I deftly avoided its claw and sprinted out of the office. The bear was soon in chase, crushing through the walls of the office as if they were made of paper. I jumped over the receptionist desk and ran out the back entrance. The bear followed, tossing the secretary aside like a rag doll. The bear began to pursue me through the street traffic. While I fought my way through the maze of vehicles, the bear simply careened its massive force through anything standing in its way. Cars veered off the road to escape the onslaught of grizzly force that was barreling down the road. The bear was gaining fast. I had no other option but to make my way into the nearest building: a preschool. I burst through the door, startling the children from their naps. Immediately, the bear slammed through the wall, crushing a child beneath its massive paws and burying several other children in sheet rock and debris. I maneuvered my way through the chaos and towards the back exit. The pre-schoolers were little more than a screaming annoyance for the bear. Its massive paws cut swaths through the sea of toddlers with each swipe. I used the precious time these children had afforded for me to make my escape into the playground. I scrambled up a ladder to a fort-like structure. My goal was to walk across the monkey bars then jump to a tree which I could climb to the roof of the preschool and perhaps flag down a passing helicopter.
-Anonymous
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