not once this month
Gnarly, Apr 30 2014
did i win with pocket aces
thats a first
Pattern on Bovada
Gnarly, Apr 22 2014
Have you noticed the pattern with hole cards on bovada? If you're two tabling zone, at least, you will usually get the same pocket pair on both tables. You'll also see the same hand or one card off or one suit off the very next on the same table. Probably more than half the time this happens.
Top Wow
Gnarly, Apr 15 2014
Toppest Wow sister stole 12k from my dad
how fucking dumb can you get?
5nl is fun
Gnarly, Apr 10 2014
>be me
>have AKs
>be button
>open button
>raise to three blinds
>bb 3bets me to 10 blinds
>i 4bet to 30 blinds
>he shoves all in
>i snap call
>he turns over A8o
>ez day
>immediately pairs his 8
Why do I overwhelmingly lose when I'm overwhelmingly ahead? People on zone are the dumbest mother fuckers in the entire online poker world possible, and they are the most lucky pieces of shits ever. They constantly shove preflop with 72o, a3o, 96o; as long as you have a decent hand, you're always ahead. AA and KK NEVER get raised unless it's someone who actually understands that you should raise those hands, which are the people you want to avoid. It's the easiest things to spot the complete mass of menstrual clots, but god damn it sure is fucking impossible getting paid off when you're ahead.
AND WHEN THE FUCK SHOULD I SEE FLUSH DRAWS? ITS BEEN THREE FUCKING DAYS AND IVE BEEN TWO TABLING AT LEAST FIVE HOURS A DAY!
>tfw
Gnarly, Apr 07 2014
>tfw get sucked out on over and over and lose everything you made today
This is why I play poker. Why do you?
how do
Gnarly, Apr 05 2014
when i go play at the usual game, i find that im usually never respected, even though im quite a nit. ill show down with top 10 hands or so, and i ALWAYS manage to get some fucko to call me down on a 15 bb preflop pot with 84o expecting to get lucky. then, of course, they have to get lucky. this makes me tighten up even more, because i feel like an open book since they will NEVER lay anything down to me unless i have the nuts which they'll fold the very first time i bet out.
i just dont understand how to play when no one will ever fold to me, i will never EVER win a hand, and there is always at least one hand better than mine. i expect to lose with AA and usually right at this point in time. i dont feel i can ever bluff, cause im fucking open book, and everyone already expects to get lucky against me, that other people start picking up on my bad luck and start playing against me with literally any two.
how can i earn respect when the cards dont respect me? i mean, shit, the ENTIRE game felt bad for me tonight and kept giving me rebates.
am i being results oriented or am i just really fucking good at knowing when im beat?
bovada nopevada
Gnarly, Apr 01 2014
whats the metagame for zone? treat the bb as if you were the button and to treat the actual button/co as if they were blinds that need to be bullied by betting oop into the raiser on the flop every time? i had about five hands folded to me preflop in the last couple days, which is insanely what the fuck? i see the players per flop avg and it's usually a quart to a third, and there's usually the big blind calling me every time.
is anyone experience no effectiveness for buying the blinds? this seems like it would prevent me from being able to "hedge" some of my other losses like folding the blinds. im not sure what the best way to adjust is, but maybe i can figure some things out in a couple days.
btw, i got fired from my job today because even though i told the other store, owned by the brother of my boss, specifically the bosses wife, that i was putting in my 2 weeks, it never made it to the boss. he told my boss that he thinks im a bad employee and some other stuff that i couldn't really understand since they have foreign accents, and even though my boss knows that i put in the two weeks, he didn't think i told them. i told him that i told his brothers wife on x date and he said he would take that into consideration, but ive already been replaced.
she was like my tiger mom D: how could she do that to me? probably an accident but still...
Today's job hunt
Gnarly, Dec 19 2013
Out of about ten places today, three were online, the rest were paper. One of the places I went into, the second I asked for an application, I was laughed at by the staff and told no. No reason, just no.
The last place I went to, I got berated. I have a jacket on, ya know, cause it's fucking WINTER, and I'm in the wrong for wearing a jacket. I told the lady that I can't afford a tuxedo to ask for a fucking application, and she said that I'm way too under dressed, that if I dressed up properly, I'd get a job, even though she's just a fucking cashier. Mind you, this is a low volume restaurant. When I was walking out, she kept calling me back, and I was wondering what the fuck for... Guess what? She felt such pity for me that she actually gave me money to wash my clothes, even though they were clean.
That was after I went to olive garden and actually had some success there with three of the managers, wearing the same thing.
For the job that I was supposedly supposed to get, I called them again and they want an "extra interview" with me "when they call me" after telling me that I was hired two weeks ago.
Still getting yelled at at home for applying online instead of going into stores like wal mart and home depot, asking for the manager, shaking his hand, and demanding a job right then and there... Cause ya know... that's how people get jobs nowadays.
I tried to play some online poker for a stress relief and there's almost no traffic left. Might just be the holidays, unless there's some new site taking all american players.
Fuck life.
I love job hunting
Gnarly, Dec 09 2013
>be me
>be looking for job
>be putting in resumes
>go to a smoke shop one day to buy incense
>not even looking for a yob
>see two friends working there
>qt 3.14's all day
>they say that two people are going to be leaving, i should put in muh resume and they'll gimme a good word
>do just that, but miss the boss lady the day I put in my resume by literally one minute
>go next monday, today, to introduce myself
>"Hello, I'm person and I put in a resume last week. Have you had the chance to look it over?"
>"fdsaf"
>"I didn't catch that?"
>"i donnn probbly what?"
>"Have you looked over my resume?"
>"...." continues looking at her phone
>not a single second I was in the store did she take her eyes off of it
>not even a glance at me
>I know this behavior
>she's fucking barred out
>nopethefuckouttathere.png
>find out the place was robbed a couple hours before I went up there after i left
>find out she's barred the fuck out, as assumed
I don't know if I should try again tomorrow or something? I wanted to rage so bad when I realized she was fucked up.
I love wireless internet
Gnarly, Dec 08 2013
>be me
>play $1 for $11 coupon MTT
>first place out of 130
>wait until a couple weeks for 10k gtd $11 tourny
>be today
>be play tourny
>2k for first place pays up to like 50
>be doing semi bad, but making monster folds I wouldn't make in cash
>...
>...
>...
>why the fuck isn't the hand oveR?
>can't open up lobby
>start getting mad
>try closing the client to restart it
>it's not closing
>go to task manager
>it's not even fucking there
>have to restart my computer
>ten minutes later
>open up client
>logging in...
>...
>...
>keep restarting client
>30 minutes later
>see that I'm down a fifth of my stack
I knew this shit was going to happen today. I don't even think it's my wireless internet since I was able to get on bovada and look on the internet.
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