Is there a way to display the statistics my opponents have on me?
should be under the "vs hero" but it is a mess i cant find anything. I'd like the usual things like vpip/pfr/3b etc...
is it even possible?
On a serious note, I finally got a flat in Liberec, Czech Republic where I returned to after 8 years in Scotland, it will be a share. Place i'm going for:
- 18m2 room with carpet big window, cupboard, table bed.
- own storage space for bike etc. outside the flat.
- $185 final cost/mo (internet, electricity, water, city tax etc all already included)
- private landlord, cool guy retired doesn't live there - something breaks he will come next day.
- I can take guests in no problem, no rules apart from no smoking and not antagonizing neighbors too much
- share flat with 2 more ppl. I get to agree them first since I will be first moving in. So I can say no to total weirdos
- new bathroom added in a couple months
- I only need to give 1 month notice if I want to leave
-3 mins by bike to sports hall where I train. (with outdoors lap, ice hockey team plays highest league there, there's bowling etc.) 3 walk mins to big shop , few pubs around, a couple minutes to public transport. 15 minute walk to where my grandma lives who cooks for me sometimes
I must say I am relieved, I've seen quite a few flats that I could rent for myself and in the city you can easily get $190 rent+ around $100 bills 40-43m2 flats but they are hollow as in you have to put carpets in, fridge, even have to install lights as there are just sockets and frankly right now I can't be arsed with that stuff.
And all shares I went to were not with professional landlords like the one's flat I'm taking and that are standard in the UK but dickheads that already live there, own it and just rent a room and it was like fucking XFactor going for an audition and the pricks have their rules sme were weird and don't even call you and overall were super unprofessional. This is a proper landlord with experience that treats it like a business.
However if I decide to stay long term I might take one of the hollow flats - I mean $300 with bills for your own flat with big room and separate hall, kitchen and bathroom is dirt cheap too but I need to know I'll stay there a couple years so it's worth equipping painting carpeting etc. They are cheap because it's not through agency - I can either get my own flat through my cousing who works at a building association or from a local businessman directly who owns around 1,400 flats in the city.
Seems like a good option if ever get serious with a local honey
Hi, Im updating PS and it takes a lot of time. (I played yesterday) It is me?
Anyone knows where can I check the last PS update and current version? I emailed PS already. Thx
So hmmm first i guess ill give an update on my last blog post...
Didn't really work out with the roomate... got her in room, but when i tryed to cuddle with her she was too shy n stuff. I think i just suck with virgins... Anyways that girl was a problem since i couldn't invite other girls to my room anymore. I'm fine with the friendzone. A cute 19 year old girl who's still a virgin is that way for a reason i guess.
And the second girl well, we keep talking some on facebook but i'm not too optimistic about it.
Now here's the interesting part.
Friday i saw a new girl... we went in some bar, and then she invited me to her appartment. After some kissing on the couch, she went to the bathroom and when she came back i started making out a lot, pushing her on the wall, touch her everywhere, etc.
After some preliminaries, we started fucking, but the problem is, i masturbated intensily for the last 2 days to porn and idk i wasn't really at my top shape. In addition to this, the bed was doing a really annoying sound that totally distracted me. And finally, i also think i might have performance anxiety... i know very well if i suck in bed she's way less likely to see me again, while if i fuck like a god she will almost surely see me again unless i really fuck up somewhere. So for this reason it seems to stress me out and make me perform bad.
Anyways what happened i we had sex like an hour and a half (different positions, some eating her out, some fingering, etc), and after that my dick was just exhausted, so we called it a night, but i am pretty sure she was really disapointed i didn't cum because she even asked about it, like "hey is it my fault if u didn't cum, really sorry u didn't finish". I tryed to explain her that its not her fault but i'm not sure she believed me. Also, i'm pretty sure my dick wasn't at 100% erection quality during the thing, which can easily make it way less enjoyable for her. She hasn't really talked to me again much at all, pretending to be busy...
Anyways, i'm not sure if ill be able to see her again, which is disapointing because this was probably the most interesting girl i fucked so far (going for a master degrees, slim, smart, fun, simple) but the main question is, any tips for lack of sexual stamina? I think i'm starting to get the hang of the whole seduction thing, but i need to get back my fucking skills. I got the size, but not the stamina, which is just bad.
I think i'm gonna try to cut down a lot on masturbation, go hardcore on cardio, keep on working out, keep a good diet, starting again those herbs things, but even with all that idk if it be enough to really get back my strong erection quality from back when i was a teen.
I saw pills on the internet called "penis enhancement" pills, such as virgx or extenze. These things seems to gather a bunch of natural ingredients that boost blood flow and libido, and i'm actually considering trying it out.
Any advice is welcome.
Note: is it weird she wanted to fuck in complete darkness?
Note: please, no MAJOR flaming or you could get banned from my blog. You can be harsh, but needs to be constructive. If you don't like my blog then just gtfo.
Blackchip Poker Shadyby squishypoopie, September 15
This blog entry is intended to point out just how shady Blackchip Poker can be. I have never ripped off anyone, stolen money, ripped off an online poker room/casino, or stolen anything in my life. This all started when all I wanted to do was check into getting the re-loadable debit card from Blackchip Poker, the link to which is found in the "withdraw" section of the cashier. When I went to go click on the "withdraw" button, I discovered that it said "System Currently Unavailable". I thought maybe this was a system glitch, but several more days went by before I tried it again, and it gave me the same "System Currently Unavailable". The "deposit" section of the cashier also gave me the same message, (I clicked it just out of curiosity). I get on live chat support, and I spoke with some idiot, who I swear does not understand the English language, but told me to e-mail security@blackchippoker.eu to have the issue resolved. So here it goes:
"Hello, my user name on blackchip poker is ********. I have been able to successfully deposit in recent weeks to my account (via Western Union), but I am unable to access the withdraw or deposit section of the cashier. I was informed by blackchip support that I had to email security in order to request a cash out. However, I would like to know why the deposit and withdraw section of my account is disabled. "
----The reply----
Dear Mr. *****,
Thank you for choosing Black Chip Poker; it is a pleasure to be of your assistance.
Since your account's information has been tagged as “high risk” by other merchants and our Poker Network as you may already know, the only ways for you to deposit and cash out is through Western Union and/or MoneyGram, and both ways must be by directly contacting our deposit center or cash outs departmet and that can be done via email or chat.
In this case since it is a cash out we are talking about, all you have to do is let us know the way you would like to cash funds out and the amount desired and we will gladly process it for you.
Thank you and if you need further assistance, please let us know.
Kind regards,
Josh T.
Black Chip Poker
Security Department
My reply:
"Why is my account labeled as high risk?
Also, would I not be able to cash out via debit card (your debit card), or by check?
I have $1000+ in my account and it would cost me $110 to cash out via western union."
BCP Reply:
Dear Mr ****
Thank you for choosing Black Chip Poker; it is a pleasure to be of your assistance.
We would like to inform you that we do not have that information as to which other merchants have tagged you as high risk since we use a system that is used by several merchants to verify users information without disclosing your information. What we can tell you is that your account did not pass our security checks and that is why we cannot allow your credit/debit card deposits.
Thank you and if you need further assistance, please let us know.
My reply:
"Okay so would I be able to use your re-loadable debit card to cash out, or cash out via check?
I would like to specifically know why my account is labeled as high risk. I never did anything to merit being labeled as high risk with you, or with any other merchant."
BCP Reply:
"Dear Mr ****
Thank you for choosing Black Chip Poker; it is a pleasure to be of your assistance.
For security reasons we have decided not to allow you to deposit with Credit or /debit cards; however, you may deposit with Western Union and/or Moneygram. We can send you the withdrawal via Western Union or check.
Thank you and if you need further assistance, please let us know."
My reply:
"Perfect, thank you. However, would I be able to also use the re-loadable debit card for a withdrawal?
If so, how can I get the debit card?"
BCP Reply:
"Thank you for playing at Black Chip Poker.
Please let me inform you that your account did not pass our security check, that is the reason why your credit card option will remain blocked. We see on your account that there was a report from a third-party company on a credit card of yours, so right now your options are restricted to cash methods (Western Union & Money Gram); we cannot disclose or have more information about it, but the option to deposit with credit cards will remain blocked.
We already unblocked your withdrawal options, we received your documents that is the reason that we unblocked them.
Please feel free to contact us if you have any further questions or comments."
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So not only are they forcing me to withdraw via Western Union at a $110 fee, but I also would like to know, what am I not saying that makes them understand that I am asking if I can WITHDRAW using THEIR re-loadable debit card?
Help with Hold'em Manager?by GolemMadness, September 14
I downloaded HM2 last night, and so far have had a lot of troubles getting it to work. I have a preferred seat on Pokerstars, so I set it for the same one in HM2, but the names are still always in the wrong position; sometimes they even seem to be on the wrong table. After several hands it doesn't seem to update if somebody joins or leaves the table. It doesn't work at all for a tournament, and just perpetually says "Waiting for hands." I've tried searching for solutions, but much of the stuff I find seems to be for an older version and I can't find the stuff they say to do. Is there an easy solution here that I'm missing?
Transfers to "jaacsin" on pokerstars, fat guy with glasses is my image (Mexico)
(Im currently watching a lot of MTTs videos to learn more about them but i almost know how to play +EV with any stack below 100bbs, MSS play, also i was a reg at SH tables few months ago playin 50nl too 100bbs+ deep)
A kickstarter campaign was launched not too long ago to fund the worlds first high-end consumer friendly virtual reality headset. This was basically supposed to be the VR headset that finally does virtual reality right. VR is nothing new, I've tried it before back at various arcades in the early nineties. It was clunky, had horrible head tracking, and very low quality graphics. Everyone wrote it off and rightfully so. Till some guy came up and said "we have the technology". Of course VR has such a bad rep from previous attempts no company was willing to back it, hence the kickstarter campaign. Anyway, the campaign was a huge success and they got all the money they needed to begin development.
Out comes this developers kit which is really meant for game designers, but so many people bought it and began sharing their own stuff that there are actually quite a few nifty demos out there to give you a taste of what VR was always meant to be. I finally grabbed one, and I must say I am impressed. There are still issues with your field of view, and until they come out with a lens that wraps around the side of your temple, or flat out project images on to your retina, you will still feel like you are looking through a pair of binoculars INTO the world, rather than actually feeling like you are IN the world. But it's still incredibly fascinating to look at, and as I write this my head is still spinning and my stomach nauseous from having just played around in the thing.
So far the most impressive worldly feel, and by that I mean a game that actually pulls you into the universe is Half Life 2. This is basically the only commercial game with official support for VR from the developer, so obviously it shines as a well polished example. Plus the world of HL2 is perfect for VR since it's so exploratory. It's also the quickest to make you dizzy since there's so much interaction to proceed. You see, the more you have to move around, the more you get sick.
The easiest games to stomach are the pure demos. You just sorta sit back in a pod or something, or mindlessly walk empty corridors just kind of staring at stuff as you go. These are natural movements, and your brain is willing to accept the disconnect from physical motion and visual motion since you can kind of pretend you are sitting in an electric wheelchair and just gliding everywhere. It's the games like HL2 where you are supposed to be walking and climbing and going around corners that make your stomach churn, since now it feels like the world is just spinning around you. It's perfect to just stand still and look around, but as soon as you have to start moving and going around the corner of some building, your stomach turns into knots, or at least mine does.
What really makes this whole thing work though is the latency factor. Old VR systems used infra-red scanners and magentic resonance detectors and stuff that were just horribly slow and inaccurate, plus the computational horsepower available at the time was pathetic, so when you turned your head left, it could take a full second for the screen to turn left. You basically just felt like you strapped a cellphone to your face and were looking at a little box. With advancements in gyroscopes and accelerometers thanks in large part to the mobile phone boom, incredibly accurate and fast devices are now available and allow the headtracking to be 100% SPOT ON. You move your head the equivalent of 1 pixel width of visual density, and the screen updates PERFECTLY. There is absolutely no delay whatsoever between your eyes and what you see. You can literally turn your head in any direction, upside down, sideways, at an angle, left, right, over your shoulder, you can even spin in your chair and do a 180 and look directly behind you. The camera follows with absolute perfect precision. The only thing left to do with this device is simply widen that field of view so you dont feel like you're looking through a tube.
Improving my shortstack/turbo SNG playby Trav94, September 12
So I play the $1, and .50c 90 player turbo's on stars. My shortstack play has come a long way, but there's obviously a lot of improvement that can happen. I've fooled around with ICM calculator on PT4, and looked at some Nash equilibrium charts and what not. Both have helped.
Does anyone have any tips or anything? Any guides or resources on improving shorstack/turbo sng play would be great.
Abadon slow ~ dazzle slow
abadon heal is 1 person < dazzle multiple heal + dmg
apotic shield ~ shallow grave
* i know shield will debuff, but shallow grave can keep someone alive for 5 fucking seconds and only has 15 sec cd, so 10 secs between shallowgrave
aba ult < dazzle ult
*aba ult is just for himself. meanwhile dazzle ult can effing melt the enemy armour or increase his team.
lane harass: dazzle has one of the highest starting attack dmg and with decent ranged melee attacks, he can harass much better than aba
why is aba being picked over dazzle?
2) is the gold from last hitting random? or is it based on some formula?
Hey guys, figured I'd do a write up on my first month up here, so lets get crackin!
Got up to Ottawa and right away was seeing castles n stuff like this everywhere, was pretty awe inspiring to say the least. Went to lots of clubs pubs, the best sports bar voted by ESPN which has like 90 500 inch TVs etc, some awesome experiences.
Been driving to MTL to play some late night MTT's, get completely fckin hammered bluffing everyone to the FT's, showing them a rag everytime, pissin ppl off w/ my gift of gab at the table, god its been a blast.
I took on a new student that has came a LONG way, hes really fckin sick now, think he mb > me soon !
Stayed with a friend the first month, but on the 16th this lease is up, so going to look at some new places today.
Partying in MTL is insanely insane.
I've been coke free for over 13 months! (pepsi is way better!!)
mmmmmm the kush tho, yah, thats just too good to stop.
so in a nutshell, Ottawa is really great for grinders, MTL is really dangerous too which I never knew, but a sweet fun city. One night I was passed out drunk in the car when my friend went into see a girl, cops came n grabbed me out of the car, I left my wallet and phone in the car, they drove me about a mile away at tim hortons and dropped me off, but was rollin that night too, so had no fuckin idea where the hell i was, was like being dropped off in japan. thank god my roomate found my wasted ass !
heres a graph of my first month back on stars,
week 1 - was getting my push fold back down and was making alot of mistakes - week 2 - was more confident but still had some mistakes - week 3 way less mistakes and started clicking back tons of 4 and 6 bets - took the last few days off after like 20/21 days played
I'm definately not happy with the results of my first month, and look to pick up the pace and have a dominant second month.
Sry for posting all those hU hands yesterday, for my backer and figured some lpers would want to see it to so posted here instead of a random pokerhand forum
K, I've had 3 27inch korean monitors at my place for a while:
1) hooked up to a desktop with a 24inch
2) hooked up to a laptop although only could project 1080p
3) extra one i bought off a friend who moved after school
So I've already debezeled the monitors and am in the process of hooking up a vesa mount (just needs to get shipped)
Been scouring the forums and read so many different advices. but was hoping one of u guys could point me to a decent computer solution. I wanted to initially get a laptop, but a laptop that can handle 3x high resolution monitors will cost 3.5k+ So i'm gonna make a mini tower but was curious as to which graphics card solutions I should opt for.
thanks in advance.
still haven't bought a laptop. really disappointed with windows laptops, they are just to big, bulky and way too plasticky for costing over 1k. still waiting on the surface pro 2. would be really happy with it since i use one note all the time. for those who havent used one note, it is microsoft office's best product since Microsoft word 2005. the surface would be great, since i could write notes all over my powerpoints and pdfs.
So in my previous blog I talked about having my shit stolen by the movers I hired to move, my shit. So today was his court appearance where he gets to make a plea in front of a judge and face his accuser and all that jazz. The cops told me it really makes an impression on the judge if the victim comes to court to display the severity of the case and such. I make my appearance, which was a little bit weird since I have never seen the inside of a courtroom before. I felt kinda guilty at first because the kid has been in jail for 2 weeks now just waiting for his hearing. He wasnt able to post bail so it's pretty obvious he's a life degen on the wrong path.
Anyway the room is packed with all walks of life and I'm first to be called. I enjoyed looking like a fish out of water, walking to the wrong podium, and otherwise obviously not knowing what to do with myself. The kid is escorted from behind closed doors in a prison jumpsuit and shackles.
The judge recounts the events as described in my criminal report and verifies everyone agrees on what happened. Then he turns to the kid and starts quizzing him on his criminal past, asking him if he's ever stolen anything before and so on. It was a pretty obvious setup but alas, this guy's in chains for a reason because he's clearly not too bright given the crime he committed. The kid basically describes himself as a saint, before the officer who arrested him cuts him off. Before the officer even gets a word out the judge cuts HIM off, and says "wait wait wait, let me have my fun". There was an audible chuckle in the audience behind me. At that moment the judge proceeds to tear his kid a new asshole, reminding him it's pretty stupid to lie about your past to a fucking JUDGE who has access to your entire life's story. The kid has been arrested several times before for related crimes and was actually on fucking parole when he robbed me.
The echo of giggles continues in the background, and even I find myself struggling not to grin out of fear of the judge considering it disrespectful. Anyway the judge pwns this kid into oblivion while he stutters trying to save his ass with feeble "I'm truly sorry for what I did" comments, gives him a max sentence of another 30 days in jail, then deports his ass back to his home state to suffer the consequences of his parole violation. Judge looks to me and says "Sorry but thats the max I can give him". I nod and thats it. The cop who arrested him escorts me out, jiving about the whole experience on the way. He said the kid was a fucking freak and started doing all sorts of weird shit in the squad car when they arrested him. I didnt bother to get in depth.
All in all I have to say the situation was oddly satisfying. I like to think of myself as a "just" person, an honest person, a good person. I dont do evil shit, I dont hurt others, I live by the golden rule, all that sort of stuff. I kept wanting to feel bad for the kid, to prove to myself I have some sort of empathy. But all I could feel was joy that he got fucked. I mean honestly I think the punishment fits the crime. The kid lied to me about the phone, lied to the cops when they interrogated him, then lied right to a judge's face. How stupid can you be? The kid is obviously just another dumb pathological dip shit who just isnt learning his lesson.
I dont know if he's ever served REAL prison time before, but I'd like to think 45 days is jail probably sucks hard enough that maybe he really will learn something from this. Prison is supposed to rehabilitate people. Most of the time it doesnt, but in this situation I think there's a chance. If I dropped charges and this kid got off after 2 weeks in jail, he'd probably consider this a win. 2 week stint for a $500 prize? Hey no problem right? Shit you could make a living like that. Whatever... I'm glad he's being punished, hope he learns something from it, and still feel oddly good about the whole experience.
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